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Eater of dirt, Leader of rodents

@ratdaduniverse / ratdaduniverse.tumblr.com

I guess I gotta make a pinned post cos tumblr is confusing

You can call me Felix, Moth, or Mossy. Idk names are difficult.

Any pronouns work except she/her

Please don't make unreality additions to my posts or otherwise send me things that are likely to cause paranoia. I'll transphobia, ableism, or other bigotry immediately.

If you need any filtering tags added to one of my posts feel free to ask! I'll tag pretty much anything you need but I may forget some!

Icon ID [A person wearing a brown jumper with a large red rose covering most of their face] Header ID [A masculine person with near shoulder-length short hair leaning back on a chair with a bowl of cereal. Their feet are on a table which also has a broken-looking old TV]

Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess  Bard Must be able to play an instrument Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature  Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp)  Monk Must practice a martial art  Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports  Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately  Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice)  Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom  Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government)  Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA  If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.

wheelchair, cane + forearm crutches, walker 90% chance if you're hesitant to draw mobility aids you're overthinking it. start somewhere. obviously these are not detailed references.

wheelchairs and walkers should be proportioned like chairs. canes are held on the opposite side of the painful leg because you want to put weight on the cane instead of the leg (dr house lied to you)

[ image id: a title image that reads "learn how to draw mobility aids very fast" followed by three simplified drawings of different mobility aids broken down into two steps each. the changes made in each step are colored red.

the second image shows a wheelchair, with the steps "1. seat with footrest", showing a simple chair shape, and "2. wheels", which adds two large wheels to the back and two small wheels to the front.

the third image shows both a cane and forearm crutches, with the steps "1. stick", showing a single line of color, and "2. add handle", which shows a hand grip and a forearm rest on two different sticks. and additional label below this step reads "handheld stick height is where the hand rests at the hip" and "forearm stick height is the forearm".

the fourth image shows a walker, with the steps "1. platform with wheels", showing a backless chair shape with a wheel on each leg, and "2. add handlebar", which shows a handle raised above the seat. end id ]

MOST ICONIC BIRD CALL BRACKET: SEMIFINALS: THE CORVID CONFLICT: AMERICAN CROW vs. COMMON RAVEN

IN THE BLUE CORNER, brace yourselves for the embodiment of intelligence and adaptability, the AMERICAN CROW!

with feathers as dark as the night sky and eyes that gleam with unyielding focus, this avian strategist is a force to be reckoned with. known for its sharp wit and unparalleled problem-solving skills, the american crow is the epitome of cunning and versatility.

with its keen intellect, the american crow outsmarts its adversaries at every turn. it employs tactical maneuvers, utilizing the environment and its surroundings to gain the upper hand.

get ready as we witness the unrivaled brilliance and fierce determination of the american cow. tonight, this feathered genius will outsmart, outmaneuver, and outshine its opponents, leaving a trail of victory in its wake!

IN THE RED CORNER, we have a competitor that will send chills down your spine and leave you in awe. prepare yourselves for the embodiment of darkness and mystique, the COMMON RAVEN!

with each haunting caw, the common raven commands the attention of the ring, captivating us all with its dark allure. it prowls the ring with calculated movements, showcasing its aerial prowess and striking with the precision of a predator. this avian embodiment of mystery is relentless in its pursuit of victory. with its sharp intelligence and strategic acumen, the common raven outsmarts its opponents at every turn. but will it be able to outmaneuver its ominous cousin?

prepare yourselves for a battle unlike anything you've witnessed before. two birds, two cousins, both with those beautiful glossy black feathers and a voice like no other. when these two competitors take flight, which one will win in the battle of wits? get ready to be enthralled by the dark charisma and unyielding power of the common raven as it dominates the ring!

Telepathic aliens enjoy that humans will "play music" for hours at a time. When it's too mentally quiet on deck, they just announce the catchiest song titles they know and the humans will start thinking about it automatically.

The humans hate this so, so much.

Zorf: Human Steve, can you please play that song I like, the one with all the females

Steve: what

Zorf: A little bit of Monica in my life

Steve:

Steve: mother fu--

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i cant even imagine where id be without "thats a really mean way to think about me, i wish you wouldnt think that i dont know what im doing when i love you." and "people want to be useful, trying to do everything yourself makes the people around you think that you dont trust them or that you think theyre incapable" and "people are made to be burdens. we are made to carry each other and not leave anyone behind." and "its rotten work / not to me. not if its you."