Hey,tumblr staff....dont recommend me scantily clad dainty women posing coily? I dont want to see thag

fuck you heres thag

Moss giving the player a nasty look Monday

i wake up and i am immediately thinking about those characters. i eat breakfast and i am thinking about those characters. i do chores and i am thinking about those characters. i do any work, i study, i walk the dogs, and i am thinking about those characters. i go to bed and i am thinkign

trolling straycatj is like death penalty electric chair no court ruling

people need to realize this

i hope the beloved mutuals don’t think me unintellectual for this but i love romantic subplots i gobble them up delightedly with very few exceptions. ‘oh fuck yes a little bowl of seeds for me’ etc 

“how are they finding time to fall in love when the worlds ending” and what are we all doing right now 🤨

doordashing hooters is insane. hes literally going there for the food and not the tits

golden retriever boy? fuck no, I’m like a miserable sad-eyed scraggly mutt that wandered into your yard. I’m the best dog you’ll ever have, I can’t be replicated

you’re distinctly aware I have known trauma but I cannot tell you about it, I’m the most loyal creature you’ve ever known, our meeting was destiny, I’m a little nervous and shy around new people

i won’t tell anyone i won the lottery, but there will be signs

i think about this tiktok comment every day

Just learned about history. Appalled

i know it's funnier without context but here's the context if anyone needs it

"sorry you can't be a puppygirl and an androidgirl, that's too many things and it will get confusing"

say that to her.

yeah I bet you feel pretty stupid right now.