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oh you goddamn sons of bitches

@rat-mama / rat-mama.tumblr.com

kins: princess diana, azealia banks, velma when she cant find her glasses

When I was a child my parents explained metrosexual to me like it was a real identity because I had an uncle with long eyelashes

I always start on youtube with a video I think I'll actually like and end up getting pissed off and switching it every 5 minutes until I inevitably end up on speedrun cheaters exposed, a topic I don't care about at all but will watch for endless hours

The moral purity of not having any money

Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard 

Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer 

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#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

I’m on mobile, somebody edit them into this please

Y'all take too long

Same energy

No worries guys, they’re there too

I have one square inch of poison ivy rash and its so annoying I can't believe I was biking to class with this stuff covering both my entire legs at one point I must be some kind of hero

I need Neilson to send me another survey i need a new monster high i cant ignore my desires any longer