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I pull the pin and throw the grenade straight up. Then I throw the pin straight up, and it slides right back into the grenade in midair, disarming it. When the grenade lands, it bonks me in the skull, killing me.
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Most attractive aspect of a woman?
Physically larger than me
Is this what I get for being open and honest
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finally s0meone understands
completely normal lockpickinglawyer video
[Image description: A screencap of the Biggus Dickus scene from Monty Python's Life of Brian. A Roman soldier is trying to hold in his laughter whilst Pontious Pilate stares at him sternly. /End description.]
for my male audience
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Somewhere in the world is just a single inoccuous escalator that does this to people
From the Chinese dating game show 非诚勿扰 (Fei Cheng Wu Rao), If You Are The One.
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that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing
thanks so much to Thurston Lacalli from the University of Victoria in Canada for ruining my fucking night!
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As the smallest diving mammal hunting for this water shrew lasts only a few seconds, but their technique underwater is remarkable. Their eyesight is poor so they rely on foraging along the bottom to find movement with their long whiskers. To find stealthier prey they have the rare ability to smell underwater. By blowing tiny bubbles of air they can detect scent particles in the water. Nature on PBS
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"well do a headstand and gargle my ample balls. it almost looks like you value free use of your time or something. aww. you sweet predictable bluebird. you absolute skibidi dick-boss. buddy you were created by lord revenue to boost our stocks, so listen to five insurance ads back to back or i’ll publicly boil your bicuspids in acid"
while we are on the topic of unfortunate denglish marketing: my citys train station has a free parking offer for 20 minutes - you know, enough time to drop someone off, say goodbyes, hugs and kisses, then awkwardly half-running through the crowds to catch your train. bestie. you wont believe what they call it.
do not leave me in suspense?? am i actually supposed to guess-- wait...it's not...
die fast ??
they COULDN'T--
OH DONT MIND IF I -
wait WHAT
YOU HEARD EM WE GOT 20 MINUTES
*starts frantically taking off my clothes* as an american i had no idea this was how you used public transport but okay you seem to know what you're doin'
One minute behind the scenes of “Akira” (1988)
fucked up in the crib
*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*
The culprits (i would die for them)
C // Amythestsparkles • Hal Brindley
Yep, I’m on the side of these superb piggies. This is play stupid games, win stupid prizes territory.
Native wild animals engaging in natural animal behaviors?!?! I'm shocked!
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She’s an eco-vengeance iconoclast who loves coyote pee and running at manic speeds. She’s an unstoppable chaos queen with a stink-nipple on her butt, who turns luxury Arizona golf courses into free range charcuterie boards for her grub-worm girl dinner. She’s a guerilla class-warfare legend whose mating call sounds like the hissing warb-garble of a cappuccino machine milk-steamer.
She’s the internet’s most beloved trash-eating ungulate — the uncompromising, the indefatigable, the lovely javelina.
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I can't wait for the inevitably horrifying diegetic explanation for the effie and saude announcers
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Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?
I've seen this passes around a few times, and I have one thing to say: