Pov: Ola Salo gives you a smooch
how i wish the Talk with Laszlo and Guillermo would've gone
laszlo: ok well will just convince nador to bite you and he'll never know
Guillermo: yeah, thats not going to work i will explode
laszlo: oh come on! nandors not that hot!!
guillermo: what no! i meant literally!!
Laszlo: oh well youre fucked then
its so cool watching the modern internet actively strangle itself in the name of squeezing out another percent of profits i love obtaining an intimate understanding of the looming dread a roman citizen during the rapid decline of the empire must've felt. it sucks and isn't good by the way
jesus:That was indeed painful. judas:Why did you do that…
Get him patched up! That’s how I felt when I drew this.
Ahhhh, they’re so precious!!
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Okay I just noticed from @chonis screenshot; they framed Nandor here so it looks like the horns of the deer head behind him are coming straight from his head.
Guys.
Guy.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!!!
"I've been thinking about" something I've thought of for 5 seconds
"it just occurred to me" this has been bugging me for 11 years.
Hannibal being careful with Will's texture sensitivity:
Hannibal: Would it be alright if the pasta were al dente?
Will: However you want them darling as long as they are soft
Hannibal: ...
Hannibal: To clarify, it is essentially the pasta equivalent of tartare.
Will: uh huh
Hannibal: ...Uncooked.
Will: can you just tell me to kill myself next time instead of beating around the bush like this
dr gideon is actually so funny. he’s just surviving madness after madness on behest of all kinds of psychiatrists and psychopaths and is not once shaken as much as he is amused by the macabre nature of the whole ordeal that is his life.
i am frightened by the crowds
FDSDJJJSHFDDJLDFK OH MY FLIPPIN GOD ITS BLUEDAS
BABY!! I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!
No offense but i see far horizons where the lambs lie with the lions but there are poppies growing over where my friends are lying and paul had an old name (we never use it) and you may call me traitor but my lover. Called me. Judas
hannibal asks will if he would still love him if he were a worm. will says no and that instead hannibal would become bait on his fishing hook. hannibal has never been more in love.
" hAnNiBaL iSn'T a CoMeDy " to YOU maybe, to me will and hannibal investigating and commenting on their own murders is the funniest shit thank you very much
Will: Hannibal Lecter is the killer you're looking for
Hannibal, turning to everyone else:
