pro tip: you can rewatch your favorite media again
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Why are people who have perfume as their hobby always so bizarre… anyway… obsessed with this review tbh
absolutely obsessed w her reviews
the horrors are unending but at least theres trans girls in the world
tweeted this not realizing it's just basically sam's internal monologue
You can’t go piss girl without breaking a few stay hydrated sluts 😌✊
Best pussy I ever had was a from a warm microwaved bagel with jalapeño cream cheese
Pseudoscience marketed towards women: buy our botanicals that aren't FDA approved. Buy our healing crystals. Realign your pussy. Become in touch with your divine feminine energy, with this product
Pseudoscience for men: become a caveman NOW
im gonna steal this
Thanks pinterest
penis wrapped 2022
this year you:
jacked it 426 times
pissed 673 times
busted 529 nuts
fucked 198 times
had 984 boners
“it is what it is” and “what will be will be” convey the same sort of feeling in present and future tense but there’s no good past tense counterpart
past tense is “fucked that up a little bit”
“what’s done is done”
……….. fucked that up a little bit