Anonymous asked:
You're alot of guys dream girl on here 🔥
Guys on here would fuck a microwaved chicken sandwich
Accidentally zoomed out on my maps app when looking for a restaurant and it gave me results for “lunch” in all of north america lol
Send all of the data you hacve
Anonymous asked:
I neeed USA number
file under grindr messages from jar jar binks
i'd read books, visit museums, living in a cottage with big garden, chase butterflies, sunbathe under extreme sun, travel to places no one has heard of, get lost in cities, write, sit by the window and let the raindrops caress my face, bake fresh warm cookies and just enjoy the melancholia as it becomes a part of my life.
“So… I invite Bob [Dylan] to a party at my house, and he arrives with his girlfriend (who was my neighbor at the time) and he’s wearing a parka with sunglasses. And I say, ‘Thank God you wore that, Bob, because sometimes late at night here the sun gets really, really bright and then it snows.’”
— Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking
judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"
Ok i think ive finally had enough of this normie shit. See you dweebs later
