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Ranuel

@ranuel / ranuel.tumblr.com

"If you plan on going on an epic quest, there are some things to look out for. The first one is a crazy person with magic powers, who appears out of nowhere and seems to be a nutter." Jacob Clifton at Television Without Pity
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“That’s a nice song,“ said young Sam, and Vimes remembered that he was hearing it for the first time. “It’s an old soldiers’ song,” he said. “Really, sarge? But it’s about angels.” Yes, thought Vimes, and it’s amazing what bits those angels cause to rise up as the song progresses. It’s a real soldiers’ song: sentimental, with dirty bits. “As I recall, they used to sing it after battles,” he said. “I’ve seen old men cry when they sing it,” he added. “Why? It sounds cheerful.” They were remembering who they were not singing it with, thought Vimes. You’ll learn. I know you will.”

Happy Glorious 25th of May!  Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love, and a Hard-Boiled Egg!

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imagine you start watching this new show and it’s a silly little show about space set in the future then they announce the next season so you wait excitedly for five months and finally it’s here… you all sit round the tv and suddenly one of the main characters who is known for being unemotional starts going mad because of “biology…” and you slowly realise that he needs to have sex or he’s going to die so the other main character risks his entire career to help him out then they start ‘wrestling’ on the sand and the one going through the mating fever ends up killing the other guy which ends the fever but now he’s depressed because he just killed his best friend but wait he’s not actually dead the unemotional one is overjoyed everything’s fine and then they go back to work like nothing happened… you look at everyone else sitting in stunned silence thinking “did any one else think that was a little… yknow” then you accidentally start modern fandom and shipping culture

very much enjoying the tags thank you everybody

Wait till they all actually watch it and see the unnecessary titty window situation.

[ID: A collection of tags that read:

  • #THAT was the plot?? #and they wanted us to believe the guy didnt have sex with the unemotional guy?
  • #star trek is so so gay
  • #ive seen some posts. but i did not realize it was..... that gay.
  • #only halfway through did i realise that this was star trek #i thought at first op was watching some freaky ass gay scifi and i was fully prepared to try find it #but lo and behold #ive already watched the damn show
  • #star trek #are they... you know... 💁🏿‍♀️
  • (In caps) #what #star trek invented fuck or die?????
  • #what the fuck is going on in star trek
  • #i have no idea what happens in star trek but uhm. #this is a little (long string of ellipses followed by semicolons)
  • #they didnt... they wouldnt... #you cannot be serious is that how all the startrek slash started? #spock went into heat???
  • #i would need to be lobotomized for my own health
  • #what the fuck is star trek about. End ID]

Based on some of the first-hand accounts I’ve read, fans already had thoughts in that direction but were very cautious about expressing them, because, you know, it was 1967 and they were nice suburban ladies. They referred to the idea of Spock and Kirk being in love as The Premise. One little housewives’ fan club in California wrote to Leonard Nimoy in the hiatus between seasons one and two, and he was very pleasant and agreed to come and meet their group and tell them about being in the show. They didn’t say anything about The Premise directly, in case it offended him, but of course they expressed their enthusiasm for the rapport between Kirk and Spock and how curious they were about Spock’s background and inner life. And Nimoy, who was working on season two by that time, said that he couldn’t give away any specifics but there was an episode coming up that would focus more on Spock’s personal life and the planet Vulcan, and they were naturally delighted and intrigued.

So when they sat down to watch season two, episode one, “Amok Time,” they were primed for an important Spock episode, and then that played out before their widening eyes and I think it’s safe to say it blew their beehives clean off their heads.

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dduane

...And this is exactly how some of us got onto the path toward getting into SO MUCH [GOOD] TROUBLE later in our lives. Handwritten fanfic... pages and pages and PAGES of it. Tens and hundreds of thousands of words of fanfic. In looseleaf binders.

Just remember: “The first million words are for practice.” :) After that... all bets are off.

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yukipri

May the 4th be with you! Or in other words, HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!!!

Tried to get in as many of my Jedi/Light Side Force sensitive favs as I could. From top to bottom: (Prequels/Clone Wars) Yoda, Mace Windu, Kit Fisto, Plo Koon, Adi Gallia, Depa Billaba, Luminara Unduli, Barriss Offee, Quinlan Vos, Aayla Secura, Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka Tano, (Rebels) Kanan Jarrus, Ezra Bridger, (Original Trilogy) Leia Organa, Luke Skywalker, (TFA) Finn, and Rey.

Also, condensed version I made for Twitter:

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Please do not repost this artwork onto Tumblr or other sites! To share, please REBLOG or share the link to this post! Thank you!

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The Found Fortune Deck is now live for sale! 

The Found Fortune deck was designed as a condensed Tarot, with a series of concepts, objects, people, and creatures taking the place of the Major and Minor Arcana. It contains fifty cards, split among five suits, plus two Mischief cards that can be included as desired. The deck’s intended use is not only for divination, but also personal reflection and meditation.

The deck is for sale through MakePlayingCards, but as I like to do with all my published work, I’ve made a free version available as well. The Tarot Resources page at my website has links to the deck, booklet, and a couple of spreads I’ve designed, or you can find the deck here as an image archive and the deck booklet here as a document file. I hope you enjoy them! 

From now (3/11/22) through April 15th, all proceeds from sales of the deck will go to support the people of Ukraine and anti-war protestors and other affected individuals in Russia. Still working out the details, but I’ll be holding the income from sales until I can make the gift. 

[ID: A series of images including a plague doctor, cats and lions, dogs, birds, constellations, and various women; each image has a frame around it with a number top left and a small icon top right. Each card has a name at the top such as Arrogance, The Champion, The Spy, or The Book, and a legend at the bottom that states what the meaning of the card is.] 

Rebloggin’ for the afternoon crowd!

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Morally Ambiguous Honey Badger Valentines, because I love you all.

Please Note: Morally Ambiguous Honey Badgers are morally ambiguous! The creative mind behind them does not endorse actual violence against one’s enemies. That is all.

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maybe this is just because I love spoilers and finding out spoilers, up to and including skipping to the end of a book to know the ending before I get there, but I think the cultural handwringing over spoilers is a mistake.

like, I think most people agree that forbidding actors from so much as knowing what project they're working on or knowing anything other than their own lines is deranged and excessive. I also think that at this point most people have thoroughly gotten over the allure of ~sHoCkInG tWiStS~ (because anyone having any correct fan theory is a threat to writerly integrity or something).

but like, genuinely: it is okay to learn information about a work before you consume it. it's okay to know the ending before you consume it! it's okay to know the entire plot synopsis before you consume it! only very rarely is the existence of a particular plot point what makes the story memorable or interesting. what makes a story memorable or interesting is how you get there. I want to say "it's the journey, not the destination" is too cliché of a way to put it, but really, truly, that's what it is.

I knew everyone died at the end of Rogue One well before going in, but I still cried for a solid fifteen minutes at the end because I got emotionally attached to the characters. I know that the team in Leverage is always going to defeat their mark every episode, but what I care about is what new con they use or what heist they pull to make that happen. everyone knows what happens at the end of orpheus and eurydice, but Hadestown is still an incredibly popular musical because of the way the story is told.

a shocking twist only works once. if the writers are good at their jobs, I should be able to know exactly what happens in the story and still feel emotions about it anyway when I see it.

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the thing all sherlock holmes adaptations get wrong is making the guy an irredeemable asshole who treats everyone like shit . not only is it not reflective of the original stories they miss that “nice, smart, well mannered dude who snorts coke when he needs to think” is possibly the funniest character ever devised 

I feel like the modern equivalent is that guy you think is super well put together until you find out exactly how much red bull he ingests on a regular basis.

Modern Sherlock is that very nice English Professor-seeming guy who you bring a problem and while walking from the door of his office to his desk he starts explaining the entire solution you need

And upon reaching his desk he’s like “Excuse me one moment.” and pulls out one of those huge Monster canisters they legally aren’t allowed to make anymore, cracks the whole thing, chugs it, takes a deep breath, and then nods at you and is like “Alright, and then what you need to do is…”

Imagine how much better the dynamic of bbc sherlock could have been if they did this.

why even modernize it to energy drinks??? coke didn’t go anywhere. we still have coke. energy drinks aren’t NEARLY chaotic enough. 

Its is more like you hiring some guy to do private investigation about how your husband maybe cheating on you and Sherlock comes to your house high as fuck. Walks into your living room and without taking a moment to even talk to you or sign any paperwork, he turns around—pupils as big as god—and just says

“Its your best friend Brenda. I’ll email you the invoice.” 

and walks right out of your house. 

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Because when it was written cocaine was legal and even considered healthy and useful by some laypeople, even though doctors knew it wasn’t, and Watson was always trying to stop people from encouraging Sherlock’s addiction because HE KNEW BETTER.

So consider this, Holmes, at 2am, desperately searching the flat for the stashes of NOS cans, only to keep coming up with passive aggressive pamphlets about the dangers of caffeine overdose.

Watson wakes up to a stench like Satan’s ass to find Sherlock sitting by his bed with a re-heated pot of cold brewed Deathwish Coffee that had been hidden in the back of the toilet tank (brewing) for five months.  Sherlock is trying to say he’s proud of John’s cleverness in finding most of the stashes, but he’s passed into the fifth dimension and all John gets is a creepy vibrating grin and a sound like a shaken cat.

TLDR, Sherlock did die when he fell off the Falls, but he was so coked up his body didn’t stop moving until like a decade later.

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Sherlock as one of those cryptid types the baristas talk about (there’s a post floating around somewhere) who comes in and orders a venti with as many shots as they are legally allowed to add, plus a few more for good measure (and a hefty tip) and then adds energy drink on top of it before chugging the whole thing, to the absolute horror of the cafe staff.

This is the kind of Sherlock Holmes discourse I demand on my dash. Bring me more!

Further discourse! Everyone is missing the fact that Sherlock used cocaine to “escape from the commonplaces of existence” when he didn’t have a case. The drugs are a substitute. Which means that when you hire him he’s stone-cold sober and JUST AS WEIRD. 

So it’s more like realizing that your flatmate with the caffeine/sometimes drug death wish will only chill the fuck out when he has some strange mystery to unravel, so you spend your free time scouring reddit posts that might actually feature a real missing person. Or a ghost. You really don’t care which at this point. When you finally find something your flatmate is THRILLED and straight up stops eating because he thinks he can survive on intellectual curiosity alone, and yeah that’s not good, but it’s better than what he was doing to himself before. Your success is comparative, okay? You stick around for the meeting partly because you’re curious, partly because this is your home too remember, and partly because you’ve found that writing up these insane excursions helps pay off your student loans. Your Patreon is thriving. The entire time your flatmate is interviewing this poor SOB he keeps breaking into manic grins and you’re kicking him under the table, trying to help him remember that others aren’t happy about a death in the family. Halfway through he pulls a cigarette from a stash in his smelly bedroom slipper, offering the client one and yeah, that’s very nice, but… no. No thank you. He’s dressed impeccably and has a violin worth millions just lying on the floor, but the flat as a whole looks like a tornado just blew through and there’s something growing on the walls beside the makeshift lab. Is he rich? Dirt poor? Impossible to tell based on the surroundings. The entire time he rattles off observations about the client not at all related to the case and his continuing good mood depends entirely on how impressed the guy is. If he mentions “magic tricks” or “I saw that on Youtube” you’re prepped for damage control. 

By 8:00pm you’ve finally convinced your flatmate to look up from his research and go half on a pizza, but the second it gets there he shrieks in excitement and runs out the door, demanding that you follow with your legally dubious gun. You apologize profusely to the delivery guy and double his tip, begging him not to call the cops. No, not because you’re afraid of arrest, you just know the head of the local precinct and he’s a pain in the ass. 

You run after your flatmate knowing damn well you have to be up early tomorrow because despite maintaining a private practice you still don’t make enough to get your own apartment. 

You are living your best life. 

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janetm74

That last post…nailed it

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tjwock

Reminder that most of Sherlock Holmes is now in the public domain.

Like…. just saying.

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maramahan

Personally I see Sherlock as ADHD and no one will ever convince me otherwise

I mean — it’s textbook hyperfixation/understimulation right there — I Also forget to eat and sleep and do Human Things when I’m vibing with whatever makes my brain go, and I Also take (medically prescribed) stimulants when I need to think. And Also adhd understimulation makes mundane existence an agony that one will do nearly anything to escape but at least in the modern day we have things like video games and netflix so it’s a little easier to actually get that escape without y’know completely self-destructing along the way (Sherlock Holmes plays Among Us to fill the void between cases change my mind)

And while it’s entirely legit that a modern ADHD sherlock might self-medicate with energy drinks and home-brewed toilet-tank-coffee, I’d LOVE to see an adaptation where Sherlock just. has a prescription?

So instead of hunting down his secret Bad Habit Stash, John could be like “hey, sherlock- the pharmacy called, your meds are ready” and then sherlock would be all “LATER JOHN IM ON A CASE RN I DONT NEED THEM” and John’d be like “sherlock no that’s not how that works

And then later once the case has been solved and the existential agony of understimulation sets back in, Sherlock could be like “hey John pass me my meds” And John might be “sherlock you already took them this morning I saw you” “yeah but they’re not working yet” “dude it takes time for them to kick in” “sure sure OR I could just take more. I missed some days y’know I gotta catch up” “sherloCK NO I am a DOCTOR that’s NOT HOW THAT WORKS” And then sherlock heaves a gigantic sigh and grabs a can of RedBull that’d been stuffed between the couch cushions and John like swats him with a shoe or something because SHERLOCK NO do you KNOW what that stuff DOES to your HEART PLEASE STOP

I want this more every time it crosses my dash.

Dr Watson: Holmes’ Enrichment Zookeeper

I want to see this so much. Stop making Holmes an edgy drug addled asshole and give us our ADHD genius cryptid with his mystery hyperfixation and new special interest every weekend.

I can relate to that. I always liked Sherlock specifically because I know just enough to be dangerous about every subject that has ever caught my attention for thirty seconds and my weird ADHD brain notices details no one else does but my brain decides conversations aren’t interesting and I forget what someone said while they’re still saying it. Give me more of that Sherlock.

Also why has no modern Sherlock adaptation had Sherlock realize its dawn and he has somewhere to be in two hours but he’s been reading Wikipedia articles since 8:00 last night and he has 47 tabs opened?

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Open on pre-dawn light coming in around a pulled-down windowshade. Visible to one side is the corner of a desk with a coffee cup and at lest one empty MONSTER can.

Door creaks. Watson comes in in his robe, rubbing at his face.

“It’s half four, what are you even doing up.”

“I think I’ve almost got this one, Doc.”

John hates being called ‘Doc’ but not enough to Do Something About It. Sherlock knows this, and does it anyway.

Watson grabs the MONSTER empty and gives it a bleary-eyed scowl before tossing it (precisely) in the bin.

“When did you finish it?” (Watson indicates the empty coffee cup)

Holmes doesn’t even look away from his scrolling with a hyperfocused expression. “Half one.”

Watson just sighs. “You look like you’ll fall over in a stiff breeze. Go eat something so you don’t keel over at the presentation in-” He checks the clock. “Three hours.”

It takes approximately ten seconds for this information to sink in. Holmes’s expression goes eyes-wide, and he kicks back from the desk (almost ramming into Watson, who has to sidestep), pops upright, sways for a long second because that makes you gray out after sitting for so long, recovers, and then whirlwinds his way through the kitchen, while Watson goes about getting breakfast at a more sensible pace and splashing his face to stop looking so groggy. Notably, they’re both ready at around the same time, a point which Watson carries a (very) slight smugness over.

(drabble end)

Yes. This is the modern Sherlock we all deserve.

After years of dependence of caffeine and refined carbs for the sake of thinking and not feeling like entire garbage, I tried nicotine gum. The idea was stored years ago from the BBC show, but I went for it out of a combination of curiosity and desperation after a series of anxiety-fueled months of burnout not only gave me some insight into what the fuck was wrong with my brain, but drove me to not only seek but actually get an ADHD diagnosis and that is my anecdotal support of this angle of writing Sherlock. Also the absurd multi-tasking and constant novelty/stimulation-seeking of the US show (probably the most human modern retelling of Sherlock tbh).

I love this but I’d like to add that when Sherlock Holmes was written, labs and academics workspaces where just expected to look like that. It was the Victoria Era Studyblr aesthetic.

If we’re giving Sherlock meds (which we are) we’re also giving him a Bullet Journal and a label maker.

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i rly wanna know like americans and non-americans- were u immunised against chicken pox or did ur parents rather u just get infected as a child??

I’m sure I’m not the only user on Tumblr who caught chicken pox years before the vaccine became available in 1995… so I was immunized by infection, but my parents would have LOVED to have a vaccine as an option instead.

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Yeah I got chicken pox circa 1991 and it sucked.

And I’ve seen parents now who aren’t anti-vaxxers, but who opt out of the Chicken Pox vaccine because “we all got Chicken Pox and we’re fine”, which is true, except for that the Chicken Pox virus never leaves your system. The virus remains, dormant, in the nerve tissue near your spinal cord, and can reactivate at any time as a very painful skin rash called Shingles.

There is a Shingles vaccine, but the best way to avoid shingles is to never get the Chicken Pox.

In addition, Chicken Pox is relatively harmless only if you’re young. It can be very dangerous if you contract Chicken Pox as an adult, as it can lead to Pneumonia or Encephalitis (swelling of the brain). It can be life-threatening if you are pregnant and contract Chicken Pox.

This is part of the reason they used to have “Pox Parties” before there was a vaccine. The younger you get it, the better, so when one kid got Chicken Pox, everyone with young kids would try to get them infected too, to get it over with.

Like… that sounds so medieval and fucked up now, but it wasn’t that long ago… and it’s wild to me that people are against eradicating Chicken Pox because “we all had it.” Like, why make your kid suffer because you weren’t lucky enough to be born after the vaccine came out?!

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Fun fact: my nephew got COVID and it fucked up his immune system enough that he got shingles. Just a mild case but yeah.

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ranuel

I had chicken pox in 7th grade so the 1976 - 1977 school year and I ended up in the hospital because I was unable to keep anything down and had to be on an IV. It was miserable. VACCINATE YOUR KIDS PEOPLE

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thinking about the roman blue glass bowl dug up at an archeological site in nijmegen this week perfectly intact… she!!!!

[ID: a person in a high visibility vest holds a clear blue bowl of some 1800 to 1900 years old made of glass in their hand. The color seems close to ultramarine and there are stripes in the glass, originating from the bottom to a straight edge at the top.]

and the article:

Anne Nijtmans 20 jan. 2022 for the Gelderlander

Archeologists find almost 2000 year old bowl in Nijmegen perfectly intact: “Masterpiece with museum worth”

Nijmegen - Archeologists investigate a location on the Winkelsteeg in Nijmegen where a settlement had been in Roman times. In addition to traces of homes and a well, they found a perfectly intact glass bowl.

It wasn’t Romans that lived on the Winkelsteeg, but Batavi, the local population, meaning early Nijmegenaren [people from Nijmegen]. As everywhere outside of the city walls they lived off of their agriculture. “They certainly had contact with the Romans,” Pepijn van de Geer says, who leads the excavation. “After all, the city was within walking distance.”

Perfectly intact…

Wow.

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aidaronan

Why do people stop commenting on fics if they’re more than a week or two old? Please comment on old fics. Tell me you like my one shot from 2014. Tell me you like my old multi-chap I finished in 2016 that I spent a year writing. I will be fucking thrilled.

Fics are not social media posts. There’s no “stalking” someone’s “old posts”. They’re meant to be found and enjoyed years down the line. No need to be nervous.

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I reblog this message every time it comes across my dash because it’s true. And also: 

When I first started writing fanfic, back in the mid 1990s (yes! the late twentieth century!) one of the discouraging things about it was that people treated fanfic as if it was disposable. It seemed like what most readers wanted was a constant stream of new content, whereas I tend to produce one big work every 6-12 months. It made me sad that people seemed to think there was no point to re-reading or saving old fic. There is no sell-by date on fiction! It does not get out of order! It can still work even years or decades later! 

So yeah, I have stories up at ao3 that are literally a quarter-century old, and every time someone leaves a comment on them I am very pleased to get it. We get attached to our stories and it cheers us up to see that they are still finding readers. It means that they are still ‘alive,’ in some way. 

AO3 is not social media, it’s (essentially) a library.

You’re meant to engage with any and all of it, regardless of age.

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I think I've posted the link to this story before but now is a good time to remind people why the Red Cross shouldn't be their charity of choice when there's a disaster.

Especially when they aren't responding to it at all at this time but I'm still seeing links to give to them included in stories covering the quad-state tornado.

There's a ton of people posting on Twitter right now who are on the ground in the places hit by the storm and they're a good way to find out about local charities and opportunities to help.

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The Army of Poland employed a brown bear as part of an artillery team in the Second World War. His name was Wojtek (pronounced "voytek") and he worked in the 22nd Artillery Company.

In spring of 1942, after the Soviet invasion of Poland in 1939, thousands of Polish citizens and elements of the Polish military were deported from Soviet territory. They journeyed through Iran to British Palestine.

Along the way, they encountered an Iranian boy with an orphaned bear cub. According to the boy, the cub's mother had been killed by hunters. The teenage neice of a Polish general convinced an officer to buy the bear cub, which they nursed back to health and eventually made their mascot.

The bear was trained to perform a military salute, cuddle with soldiers on cold nights, and even march with them by standing on his back legs. He copied the soldiers in every way, even attempting to smoke cigarettes (he usually just ate them).

When the Polish army finally reunited with allied forces, they were assigned to join the invasion of Italy alongside the British 8th Army. However, the transport ships banned all pets and mascot animals.

The Poles refused to leave Wojtek, and got around the rule by drafting the bear into the army as a legally recognized soldier. He had his own personal records files, his own paycheck, his own dogtag ID number, and even held the rank of Private.

It wasn't symbolic, either. Private Wojtek actually participated in combat at the Battle of Monte Casino by carrying 100-pound crates full of artillery shells. It was a job that normal required four men, but Wojtek did it alone and perfectly, never dropping a single shell. His actions kept the artillery barrage well supplied until Allied forces finally seized the fortified mountaintop from Nazi paratroopers.

In recognition of his excellent performance, Private Wojtek was promoted to Corporal Wojtek and the 22nd Artillery Company made their flag the image of a bear lifting an artillery shell. They still use that flag today.

After the war, Corporal Wojtek retired to the Edinburgh Zoo in Scotland, where he was frequently visited by fellow Polish veterans, who game him cigarettes just like old times. He enjoyed a long and happy life, weighing over 1,000 pounds as any successful brown bear should. There are several memorials in his honor, both in Poland and Scotland.

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teaboot

I want to meet the legendary balls-to-the-wall WW2 Veteran who first said "Lēte Prívātə Bëªr McBèąrfæçe Cárřý Tħē Fûckínğ Éxpløsivės"

Imagine being a private, and getting transfered into this unit. Only to learn the Bear Outranks you.

A Bear wearing a Hat: bruUUAUGHHggnn

Some army guy: Corporal Wojtek just asked you a question you dumb sack of shit

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“These are made with rancid ricotta,” the server said, a tiny fried cheese ball in front of each of us.
“I’m… I’m sorry, did you say rancid? You mean… fermented? Aged?”
“No. Rancid.”
“Okay,” I said in Italian. “But I think that something might be lost in translation. Because it can’t be-”
“Rancido,” he clarified.
Another course — a citrus foam — was served in a plaster cast of the chef’s mouth. Absent utensils, we were told to lick it out of the chef’s mouth in a scene that I’m pretty sure was stolen from an eastern European horror film.
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Anonymous asked:

Dear Mr Bage, thanks for always being a delight, in your Tumblr and in your fics, you brighten my day. I wanted to send you a lovely little youtube clip, actually an ad from the Norwegian post, that for whatever reason made me think of you. However, Tumblr won't let me but if you google When Harry met Santa Posten Norway you might be able to find it. It is a sweet and christmassy video and I hope you enjoy it.

Aw, thank you for the video recommendation!

Very sweet video. I laughed when the guy was like, dressing REALLY CAREFULLY to fake being asleep on the sofa. I do think it's a little sad that even with the "help" of the post Santa still doesn't get to stay stay, he's still there just once a year. I was anticipating something like Santa not showing up and then the next day the guy runs into him at church service as if he were an ordinary person.

Also when I saw it was called When Harry Met Santa I kind of wanted it to be the running scene from When Harry Met Sally where people tell the stories of how they met, and for it to be Harry going "Well, he got to the Christmas Eve party VERY late" and Santa replying "I had to work! Christmas is our busiest time!" and a lot of like, doublespeak like that.

....not one but two fanfic AUs of a Norwegian Post commercial. Sure, why not.

[Description: A longform commercial. In it, a man walks into his kitchen for a drink of water and runs into Santa leaving a gift; they share a lingering look before Santa leaves. A montage shows the man attending festivities and preparing for the holidays; for several years running Santa shows up for a "date", but can't stay, leaving the man feeling sad afterwards. Ultimately, one year the man writes a letter reading "All I want for Christmas is you" and sends it to Santa at the North Pole. Later, a Norway Post deliveryperson shows up instead of Santa to bring presents, but when the man returns to the living room, Santa is there and claims he got some help so he could stay. They kiss and the video zooms out to show a neighborhood. Text appears: "In 2022, Norway marks 50 years of being able to love whoever we want" followed by "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! From: All of us. To: All of us" and lastly the logo for Norway Post.]

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zevveli

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

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elsajeni

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

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kc749

In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.

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