all you suckers are spending $70 on totk but not me I’m emulating it on tumblr
An assortment of doodles from filling out a page.
I will not elaborate further
Dusty won this month's naughty dino contest by stealing a grand total of 12 car keys, most of which were for keepers that haven't been in his habitat. We eventually checked surveillance and found out Dusty was breaking out, going to the keeper hut, rummaging through jackets and purses, and returning to his habitat before getting caught.
It’s finally happened.
After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.
“I like your shoelaces.”
Oh. Oh no.
I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”
The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”
Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.
Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.
@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!
Hey! Don't disrespect Wheatley like that!
Nah it's true
I'm here but don't expect anything nuts. Probably gonna move to a different account that isn't full of my teenage angst
star wars fans really just make anything up
I’m not Glup Shitto-ing you. He has a sexstache and everything.
I think the art and creativity of Billy Hatcher & the Giant Egg are greatly unappreciated 😭💛
i saw a post with a screencap of this video and i wanted to share this startling discovery i made a few years ago
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva
unexpected pregnancy fanfic but the person just gets an abortion and it ends
Zootopia
