saving this twitter thread here bc there's no way this site is lasting to the end of the year and this needs to be preserved
[op is @jungle-golf here and this was reposted with permission! thank you autumn for this gift of a thread <3]
Jumping mice... they hibernate, can jump up to 9 feet according to one website, and have really big footsies. what can't they do?
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Cow Obama: uhhhh let me be stear
Sheep Obama: uhhhh let me be shear
Buck Obama: uhhhh let me be deer
Bear Obama: uhhhh let me be fear
Hunter-Gatherer Obama: uhhhh let me be spear
Industrial Revolution Obama: uhhh let me be gear
glass obama: uhhh let me be clear
โreally close up obama: uhhh let me be near
overjoyed obama: uhhh let me be cheer
prophetic obama: uhhh let me be seer
serval obama: uhhh let me be ear
365 day obama: uhhh let me be year
alcoholic obama: uhhh let me be beer
gay obama: uhhh let me be queer
I saw a Groove-Billed Ani today! I didn't get a picture unfortunately but when I opened the door to my back porch I jumpscared one that was sitting in a nearby bush. It yelled at me and flew to a nearby tree and I got to watch it for a bit with some binoculars, they're such neat looking birds! I love Central American birds so much,,,
Awwwwww congrats! They are so cool looking!
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imagine trying to shame someone for saying hi then posting it online like its a gotcha. Hope that 41 year old king found better hole that appreciates his young mind
shaved pits make me so sad like I understand but I wish you didn't feel that way. I want you to live
you have a sickness of the soul. May you find peace
sorry for headcanoning every boy-obsessed female character as a lesbian... it's not my fault i'm right
I love how Will Graham never actually says that he despises cannibalism. He is a bit tormented when he realizes what Hannibal has been feeding all of them but afterwards he is pretty much neutral.
the cutiemark crusaders try to get a cutie mark for speedrunning