i'm obsessed with tracking packages like... i get kinda sad when they arrive and i have to close my tab with the tracking info because it's like the little sidequest is over
iceland’s two seasons: hibernation and mania
cats are such decadent little beasts like look at this thang
What a pose... truly fantastic
Ethan, you wanna see some shit?
The rope??
The wall???!
Just the other day my dog did a big stretchy and fell off the couch
Just the other day
my dog did a big stretchy
and fell off the couch
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
one of my professors, a historian who has been interviewed as an expert in various documentaries, said that the secret to documentaries is saying something very obvious, as slowly as possible. for example, if you say “the romans…….. enjoyed their dinner parties” or "being a gladiator... was... very... dangerous" then the filmmakers can get that clip and immediately pan over some cool pictures of mosaics or something. this has forever changed the way i view documentaries
my morning routine is wake up yawn like a cartoon character in a fairytale then stare at the ceiling for 2 hours and recover from the insane and prophetic dreams ive had
if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately
yall we gotta stop apologizing for making slightly horny remarks we aren't catholic
oh no cigarettes for me thanks i just wanted to be in this dank alleyway with you
don’t think i can call it a hyperfixation anymore fam im afraid im just long term insane about this piece of media
Megan Denton Ray, from “A Recovery Guide for Adult Children of Alcoholics”