guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.

THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

Here's the equivalent husband test.

oddly gender affirming

Hoping tumblr doesn't take these down, here are the Tribunal pin-up pieces I've worked on for @brassfortress!!

Knowledge is empowering

you can literally get gender changers for like $3

ghostface wanna play;)🤭

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

Red Wings.

Recom! Miles Quaritch X Fem! Reader (smut)

A/N: Hello, lovelies! This drabble is a big “Don’t like? Don’t read!” situation. Be sure to read the tags to be sure it doesn’t involve anything that makes you uncomfortable, and if it does, feel free to scroll right past this! No need to comment on the post if you don’t like the subject matter, as it’s never okay to “yuck” somebody else’s “yum.” Remember, by clicking on the "read more" button, you're agreeing that you do in fact want to "read more." Love you all bunches, happy reading!

Wordcount: 1.3K

Tags: period sex, blood play, menstruation, p in v, fingering, vaginal sex, wet and messy sex, sleepy sex

Tagged users: @drinking-tea-and-be-obsessed

Cover art for “The Lunar Ballerina”, my Mrs. Afton song, which will be released to all music streaming platforms on Saturday, June 3rd!

Ballora… just Ballora… you don’t need any of those other robots… only Ballora 😶‍🌫️

All of this beautiful artwork is by @skeletoninthemelonland @behindthecodes and no one else… show them all the love in the world guys ^^

Alchemy pin-up as part of another fic-art collaboration/trade with @drowsy-fantasy! Go read the fic that goes with this!

Check the replies for a link to the uncensored pillowfort version

Sevika x Fem!Reader - Scream, Just For Me, Sugar

Summary: Sevika is the infamous murderer known by ‘Ghostface’. The whole ‘serial killer’ thing is a soaring red flag in itself, but with the way she fucks you, the way she cares for you, well…let’s just say you’re wilfully colourblind. [explicit]

(Oh, and Happy Halloween, my lovelies!)

Warnings: mentions of murder, blood, Sevika is a serial killer so that's a wee bit fucked up, and the consensual recording of a sex tape.

Word count: 5335

AO3 link here.

Minors, men and ageless blogs DNI. You will be blocked immediately upon interaction.

This question has come up a lot so I decided to make a post about it :)

Slowly working on creating my fav star wars characters as rubber ducks!

Clone wars baddies

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JEDI YOUNGLINGS

Source: Star Wars: The Jedi Path (2013) -Text and annotations by Daniel Wallace, Edited by Delia Greve, Designed by Rosanna Brockley

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

Question.

I’ve rebogged bread.

What?

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.

Where, where have you been sending it?!

I love how there are more reblogs than likes

This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.