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@randompersonne

25 | he/him | 196 refugee | software dev | femboy | whimsy enjoyer | 18+ MDNI | DMs open :) Interests/hobbies: D&D, mini painting, video games, EDM, astrophotography, horror movies, cycling, finances, crossdressing, and staving off existential dread
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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

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Some gamer: games shouldn’t tell you which dialogue choices are romance options! It makes everything more realistic

Me, who just slept with my entire party, broke the hearts of three, and got married to one of them because I can’t read tone:

The Need to Stay

(Thought I’d upload my recent comics to Tumblr! I totally forgot it only lets you upload 10 pics at a time, and this is 11, but fingers crossed it works!)

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Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

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*sees 2 notes* FUCK yes let's fucking GOOOO

Behemoth

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I saw the opposite of this horse

HONSE & hrse