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INTP|she/her|demiromantic?panromantic?who knows|i blog about the stuff i like|and i like too much stuff|feel free to talk but i take ages to reply|
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soleilsolii

i deserve unrestricted access to old churches and castles i want to know all the secrets

i work in a castle and have unrestricted access and let me tell you sometimes knowing all the secrets……is worse

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hummingbird-hooligan

please share with us the secrets

what you guys want then, huh? You want royal family gossip? You wanna hear about the Duchess of York sneaking her lover into her room through a secret door? Or do you want the gross shit, like the skull stuck on the pike on top of the keep which nobody really knows how it got there but maintenance says it’s too high up to get down? Or the fact we tell kids the skeleton in the store room is ‘just a dummy’ but in reality nobody can break the grate without collapsing the wall? 

Ya’ll wanna hear about the G H O S T D O G????? 

I in fact want to hear all of those like way too much for it to be healthy

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the-cosmic-alexolotl
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gen-z-culture-is

Gen z culture is growing up with 90’s technology like vhs and dial up internet and then having a bunch of whiny adults sanctimoniously try to tell you that you can’t remember what it was like to use those things.

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isaac
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polskiebagno

old people asking “what are you doing?” when you’re on your phone or laptop are the worst bc how do explain that i’m having three separate conversations, reading abt water vs milk in hot chocolate discourse, stalking someone on social media and searching for a very specific meme all at the same time to someone who doesn’t understand how texting works

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etherealpoison
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quetzalcoatl2k

I AM FREAKIN’ DEAD.

me irl

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amtrax

As much as I dislike the new Mickey voice for these, they’re actually legitimately funny and hilariously dark compared to what they usually let Mickey and friends do.

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ray-kaladis

This looks like a typical D&D campaign where one person in the party keeps rolling 20s and making the DMs life difficult. 

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beaulesbian
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aalbli

Some fan art of the amazing online show of Critical Role where professional, yet nerdy voice-actors play Dungeons and Dragons! :)

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ceruleanharley
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feyrealms

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

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newtgeiszler

jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him

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wombatking

So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:

John Mulaney - early 20th century

Eric Andre - Probably 17th century or so.

Taika Waititi - Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare

Keanu Reeves - We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.

Jeff Goldblum - 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.

Tommy Wiseau - Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.

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ruffboijuliaburnsides
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parkergf

remember 2012 when the first avengers came out and we all thought they were gonna live in avengers tower together and be a big happy family and clint existed and thor was obsessed with poptarts for some reason,