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shitthehousessay
Slytherin: *completes one problem on their math test* YES!
Slytherin: I finally understand math!
Slytherin: *sees next problem*
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Slytherin: What the fuck is this?
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Gryffindor: *walks into room* Good morning everyone!
Hufflepuff: Good morning.
Ravenclaw: Good morning.
Gryffindor: You sound like robots! 'Good morning, good morning.' Come on spice it up a bit!
Slytherin: *walks in* HEY MOTHERFUCKERS!
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dairdevil
 I believe in life. I believe. I…fight. I bleed. For others. To keep them…alive. I live…I live, so others will live. I believe.
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slytherins-slither

Random thoughts Slytherins have

• Is it acceptable to say gucci and fam in the same sentence?

• I’m gonna be the most aesthetic

• actually, fuck that

• I just want to go home

• fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

• I’m just gonna pretend that didn’t happen

• ew look at that person over there… breathing like a bitch

• I’m too tired for this

• I’m gonna shove a cactus up your ass

• Google that shit

• Is it possible to get high off crispy onions?

• fuck this

• Maybe if I say ‘fuck me’ more often when I do something wrong, someone will say ‘I’m trying’

• Why are people so stupid sometimes?

• I’m back bitches, missed me?

• how come no one ever misses me

• you’re all gonna be sorry when I’m richer than you

• CHECK IT OUT THIS CHILD ACTUALLY LIKES ME

• I hate hugs

• If I don’t get a hug in the next two minutes I’m literally going to start crying

• wHy Am I cRyInG

• fuck this, fuck you, fuck that, fuck me

• Your rules don’t apply to me

• shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

• I like being alone

• I hate being alone

• If you tell me what to do one more time I swear I will slap a bitch

• Well fuck me up and call me Florida