Boba: Look, Jedi, I don’t like you and you don’t like me–

Luke: I like you.

Boba: But Djarin is head over heels for you. So, know, if you break his heart–

Luke: I should suffer for eternity and die alone

Boba: I…yes?

Luke: Cause he is amazing and if I do anything I don’t deserve anything except torture.

Boba: I’m the one trying to do the shovel talk here

Luke: I don’t deserve him so I need to appreciate him and how lucky I am to have him in my life.

Boba: Damn, kid, you ok?

Luke: You’re a great friend. I am so happy he has you. I made you a friendship bracelet as a promise to never hurt Din but you don’t have to wear it.

Boba….

(Later)

Boba: Djarin, if you ever break this kid’s heart I am going to destroy you.

Din: He gave you a friendship bracelet huh?

Boba: (covered in twenty of them) Not the point, shut-up.

I just realized if you headcanon Cal as Obi-Wan’s son you also get the experience of ‘if I had a nickel for every time a Kenobi has flooded my fortress inquisitorius I would have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice’ in Vader POV.

Han Solo accidentally got himself adopted by the Skywalker Twins.

He didn’t mean for it to happen. They just both imprinted on him aboard the Death Star and dammit now he’s gotta join the rebellion, doesn’t he?

Any time he tries to leave Luke starts sulking around like, “have fun looking out for yourself out there. I guess it’s what your best at, isn’t it?” and Leia starts loudly making passive aggressive comments to anyone who will listen like, “Doesn’t it suck when the rebellion looses a good soldier? Oh well. I guess some people aren’t as committed to the cause as I am. Not that I’m bothered by it or anything.”

So Han ends up staying because he can’t handle their combined puppy eyes.

(Somewhere in the force ghost realm, Obi-wan sighs. He did not intend to pass the mantle of “Skywalker wrangler,” to a *smuggler* of all people, but he somehow he did. Now Han is stuck with it).

(It’s okay, though. Han is actually really good at his new job).

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I’ll be honest I’m usually not big on the ”Anakin Skywalker is a dumb little manchild who can’t take care of himself for five minutes” type of jokes but the pun was just too good so I caved

anakin's real voice mixed with the modulator

obi-wan saying 'anakin' and begging for forgiveness

anakin telling obi-wan he was not his failure but his own and that he killed himself

vader calling obi-wan his master

obi-wan finally letting anakin go and acknowledging he was 'dead' and killed by darth vader

obi-wan unable to deliver the killing blow when he cracked his mask and saw anakin's face, his true self under the mask, and was reduced to tears

anakin screaming obi-wan's name as he walked away from him again

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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN #This is where the fun begins Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) Star Wars Celebration Anaheim (2022) Star Wars Celebration London (2023)

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din, to force ghost anikan: i'm sorry i took your son's virginity. it won't happen again
force ghost obi-wan: at least he apologized—
force ghost anikan: THAT'S NOT THE POINT, MASTER