found this on the ground today
Item: Card of Summoning; allows the wielder to summon a Quinndumb, a Bacic Pocémon (HP: 5) Dumbbbs Dido Wormattic Diloo.
"StarStabber Zirc" is an in-progress side-scrolling 2D shmup with collage graphics: you play as Zirc, a purple hand on a rocket engine out to reclaim a stolen donut from the evil Generalissimo Repugnante of Planet Slimeozoid. Here's the hook: instead of the usual lasers and such, all you get is a knife. The inventory grows a bit as the game progresses with a few different tools, but for the most part you're going to be stabbing your way across space, fighting giant bosses and solving bizarre puzzles if you want your donut back.
Master tag list:
- Enemy design: common fodder up to bosses
- Level design: stages and non-enemy hazards
- Game puzzle: specific challenges requiring something besides stabbing
- Game design: player items, powerups, interface, sound/music
For now all the images here are concept art; initially I was collaging together whatever I needed, but the goal is to use a combination of public-domain sources and my own photos, doodles, and pixel-art. As for making the actual game, I'm currently taking two courses on learning the game design program Unity and have previously looked at GameMaker2 and GBStudio, although this is my first time trying to build an actual game and the more I learn the more I think I want somebody else to handle the technical side.
Y'all should check out another project I'm working on. Game design is something I've been interested in all my life, so now that I'm a house-husband I'm using my free time to finally delve into it in the hopes of making the kinds of games I want to play.
It gets worse the longer you look at it. Regretting not picking this up just for how ridiculous the box is
Item: knife with electric motorized blade found in an ancient tomb
hmmm
Item: Jumbo Jorb (Jeans Orb). Jiant, even. Jigantic. Jinormous. Jeez that’s a Jenerous Jorb
Item: several picnic baskets full of large chunks of sulfur
Item: ampoule of liquid that changes color depending on its temperature, although its range is probably too high to be very useful in everyday circumstances
how the fuck am i supposed to live my life knowing that this exists and i can't have it
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. A CHILD?
FAMILY
Item: sassy animated furniture
Item: Sweater of the Day-Glo Target; if a creature is wearing this garment, any other creature with a ranged attack that wishes to hit them with it is able to do so.
Source: ebay.com
RAD! Disco Sound Button! 😮😍 … Pioneer Disco Robo, mid 80s … Source: BitBoy. Flickr … #boombox #pioneerdiscorobo #discorobo #ghettoblaster #vintagehifi #vintageboombox #vintagestereo #vintagecassette #vintagesound #discosound #80sstereo #80ssound #synthwave #neontalk #80s #eighties #80slook #80sstyle #80stoys
Item: Disco Robo, a mobile speaker system. Imagine if R2-D2 worked for LMFAO
Porcelein turtle vessel, China, early 16th century
from The Ayala Museum, Manila
It’s true, the Chinese really did invent everything. Item: 16th Century porcelain mine turtle
Source: ayalamuseum.org
This white man is trustworthy in the kitchen
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By now I’m sure most of y’all have seen this video but I just now noticed this:
Item: wrist-mounted spice holster. The Spice Bracer of Dionysus Jones.
In Super Paper Mario, Mario can swim in midair in the first room of the Underwhere in Chapter 7-1 by positioning himself in the fountain as shown in the footage. After this, moving to the right will keep Mario’s swimming state despite no longer being in water, allowing him to swim through the room.
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Place: Fountain of Air-Swimming; bathing in the bright orange water of this magical fountain will grant a creature the ability to swim through the air as in water (while also being able to breath). The effect lasts for 6d10 minutes.
Item: Potion of Air-Swimming, a bottle of water from the fountain. The creature must be coated entirely in the water for it to work.
Item: two-thousand-year-old jewelry depicting a cool guy in sunglasses. The wearer can communicate with this raddest of ancients across the ages for advice on how to look cool.
losing my mind re: the Star Wars Flute, clearly made by buying three shitty flutes off ebay and fucking them up
Item: the Galactic Multiflute
The Contrary Golf Ball
Don't Try Ths on a Nervous Person!
Item: golf ball that appears ordinary but acts like the Proverbial Mule
Item: Extremely Large Accordion. Note that it is not simply a standard accordion made large, but actually extends the keyboard to longer than even a standard piano.