Heh... I guess the jig is up...
It’s been fun but it seems as though my clever ruse has unraveled so allow me to finally introduce myself...
Sir Glompheld C. Pufferton!!
The mastermind of your most misbegotten memories! The dashing designer of your most dastardly dreams! The ne’er do well that knows your nastiest nightmares!
You may have sleuthed me out this time... but the war has only just begun!Have your precious “champions” back if they’re so important to you! You’ll find them in the garden shed behind the Hunger Dome™️, the combination code is 2702.
YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!
Oh except for GRORG. He’s actually dead. I was gonna kidnap him but he was dead when I got there...
...honestly I have no idea how he died...