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Oreos are Questionable

@randomfly

they/them 21 This place is a graveyard
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look asshole, I don’t care what way you spin it. there’s no way in fucking hell superman could beat goku. the question itself is fucking ridiculous and I hope you feel ashamed of wasting my fucking time like that. superman can suck shit out of my ass faster than he could dodge any of gokus rapid fire hits and by the time he’s gone super saiyan it’s fucking over. get out of my face with this drivel. fuck you

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before

I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can't wait to take him on little adventures

freshwaterbear-deactivated20210

Turns out the knife was cursed

“I pick up the knife” is now a mini-meme among my party and obviously it just means “I did something impulsive and now it’s going to take two sessions to solve.” 

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honeybunchesofjokes

“I pick up the knife” saga continues because listen we can sit around failing investigation checks all day or we could play d&d

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freshwaterbear

They’re learning

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freshwaterbear

I accidentally deleted the og blog follow me here

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peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

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dont do this

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

The autistic urge to have encyclopedic knowledge of things vs my brain having holes in it

This is freaking AMAZING.

Honestly I’m surprised we didn’t get a nightmare like this in Kenobi.

Credit to mosquitoes_suk on Instagram

*after you confess your love for me* .....oooohkay lol *looks up at the night sky* Moon looks like shit today