just had a really nice dinner

wishing a very nice dinner unto everyone

i don’t WANT to own and drive a vehicle‼️‼️‼️ *throws things across the room with my telekinesis*

like how much of the augustine we saw was alfred's habits and memories. how much of mercymorn was cristabel's. you digest your cavalier until you can't tell them apart anymore

you grit your teeth and manage to send an important text. and what happens? the person actually responds. so now you have to brace yourself and do it all over again PLUS you have to bring yourself to read the response first too. it never ends.

Tumblr's Favorite Show: Finals!

After several months of fierce fighting, with 256 initial combatants, we have made it to the FINALS

Now, it's time to determine Tumblr's Favorite Show!

Previous rounds can be found below the break:

I love opening up this website first thing like the morning paper and immediately seeing multiple posts like "how to get rid of the evil clown on the dashboard". like oh is this what we're doing today

I'm gonna start adding this to every post I see about this advertising bs that tumblr are pulling

not only is it annoying, and in some countries probably illegal for not declaring a paid partnership

TUMBLR IS CROSSING THE PICKET LINE

They are taking money from Netflix to promote a show.

Actors and writers are unable to promote work because of the ongoing WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes.

Netflix is under the AMPTP, so it is a struck company, making One Piece a struck work.

So they are using alternate ways of promoting their products, including paying companies like tumblr.

Both the WGA and SAG-AFTRA have made statements saying that they consider anyone or company taking payment to promote struck work as crossing the picket line.

Tumblr is spitting in the face of struggling actors and writers to make a quick buck from Netflix

how a normal person numbers the planets:

how an ABSOLUTE MADMAN does it:

I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive

really funny that the netflix social media manager forgot (doesnt know?) how to schedule posts and released the same 6 Approved Slogans at the exact same time.

Luffy's Power Cannot Be Contained

if people know a showrunner by name then u just know they were committing war crimes throughout their shows

The way I lift with my legs and not my back makes all the ladies in the warehouse swoon

reblog if you unironically love art that makes you feel weird, confuses the mind, wises to destroy the canon, mocks the concept of values, spits on beauty and celebrates ugliness

by the way, it’s real bold of hollywood to be like “the writers and actors have unrealistic expectations, but WE know what we’re doing” when they got tricked into releasing morbius in theaters a second time.

Hollywood I know you're starving for artists right now, I know the pipeline is starting to run dry, do you know how you can stretch things out. Do you know what you should release a third time.

I always find it funny when people write bdsm erotica where the dom is really aggressive and demanding and the sub is all sweet and innocent when I feel like more often than not the dynamic is a sub who asks for the most insane, out of pocket, dangerous, borderline illegal, unhinged shit and a dom who's like "hmmm ok yeah maybe we can scale that back a bit"

What ever happened to a punch card? Now every store has a fucking app. I want 2 punches until free frozen yogurt. Fuck off

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER

no fucking way