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frognonbinary-deactivated202412

i’ve been doing my homework on how to break into a writing career and honestly. there’s a Lot that i didn’t know about thats critical to a writing career in this day and age, and on the one hand, its understandable because we’re experiencing a massive cultural shift, but on the other hand, writers who do not have formal training in school or don’t have the connections to learn more via social osmosis end up extremely out of loop and working at a disadvantage. 

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allfrogsarefriends

like, i didnt know about twitter pitch parties!! i didnt know about literary agents and publishers tweeting their manuscript wishlist, in hopes that some poor soul out there has written the book they really want to read and publish!! this isnt some shit you learn about in school! you really need to know the ins and outs of the writing community to be successful! 

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allfrogsarefriends

for anyone interested, here’s what i’ve learned so far in my quest for more writing knowledge:

1. Writer’s Market 2019 is a great place to start– it gives you a list of magazines and journals that you can send your work to depending on the genre as well as lists a shit ton of literary agents that specify what genres they represent, how you can get in contact with them and how they accept query letters. this is a book that updates every year and tbh i only bought it this year so i dont know how critical it is to have an updated version  

2. do your research. mostly on literary agents because if you listed on your site that you like to represent fluffy YA novels and some asshole sends you a 80k manuscript about like…gritty viking culture, you will be severely pissed off. always go in finding someone who you know will actually like your work because they’re the ones who will try to advocate for you in getting published.

3. learn how to write a query letter. there are slightly varying formulas to how you can write an effective query letter. you’re also going to want to get feedback on your query letter because its the first thing the literary agent will read and based on how well you do it, it could be the difference between them rejecting you outright and giving your manuscript a quick read

4. unfortunately, you’re gonna want to get a twitter. Twitter is where a lot of literary agents are nowadays, and they host things like twitter pitch parties, where you pitch your manuscript in a few sentences and hashtag it with #Pitmad #Pitdark, some version of pit. a lot of literary agents and publishers will ALSO post their manuscript wishlists, which is just the kind of books they’d like to represent/publish, and they hashtag this with #MSWL (it is NOT for writers to use, only for agents/publishers)

5. connect with other writers, literary agents, publishers at book events. you will absolutely need the connections if you want to get ahead as a writer. thats just kind of the state of the world.

Important info is important -.-

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allfrogsarefriends

UPDATE: so i just got signed by an agent bc of twitter pitch parties. for any aspiring writers, you dont HAVE to go the twitter pitch party route, its just another way to get noticed a bit faster 

Rebloging for my own benefit, but anyone else who wants to be a writer needs to know this too.

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buckysbears

this is good info to get you started!! some more things:

  • check out agents on publishers marketplace because some agent might sound like the perfect fit for your project and then you find out they’ve sold like … four books in ten years which is a pretty big flag
  • DO YOUR RESEARCH ON AGENCIES!!! it’s fine if a junior agent hasn’t sold much as long as they’re working with people who have a lot of experience in publishing/agenting specifically (NOT writing!!!) but if no one at the agency has a strong history of agenting experience it’s probably a smagency and is not going to help you actually get published. if someone decides to open their own agency because they like books but don’t have relevant experience run far away
  • newer agents are more actively building lists but don’t have as much experience so it might be worth it for writers just trying to break in but make sure their agency has a lot of connections and not just to big five (big four now …. yikes)
  • DO NOT PITCH AGENTS ON TWITTER
  • get other friends in traditional publishing. like not to diss tumblr or fanfic writers or anything but it’s a whole different ballpark and you really need people who know what you’re going through and can give applicable feedback
  • do not pitch your first draft. yes even if it’s line edited. i’m fucking begging. on average books need AT LEAST four significant drafts before theyre pitch ready and most debut authors write 3-5 books before they get one published so if you write one and it doesn’t get traction that’s FINE and NORMAL you’re still practicing. fanfiction, short stories, and long form original fiction are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BEASTS and you have to practice those skills separately. the only way to get good at writing novels is to write multiple novels (AND EDIT THEM!! LEARN HOW TO EDIT ITS SO IMPORTANT)
  • dont be discouraged if you don’t get any attention during a twitter pitch event. they’re growing so rapidly in popularity that most agents can’t keep up. plus agents are getting burned out on them. the last one i participated in had THOUSANDS of entries. it’s incredibly difficult to get noticed
  • you absolutely do not need connections from conventions or in person events to make it. the most important thing is your submission package and manuscript. that said, they are really great places to make writing buddies
  • IF AN AGENT CHARGES A READING FEE RUN AWAY ITS A SCAM
  • IF A PUBLISHING HOUSE SAYS YOU DONT NEED AN AGENT AND THEY CHARGE TO PUBLISH RUN AWAY ITS 95% LIKELY ITS A SCAM
  • you will probably need comparison titles in your query letter. these are books that have been published in your age group and genre in the last 2-3 years that have done well but not so well that they’re exceptions and the author cannot have ever had a tv or movie adaption. they need to have something in common with your book whether it’s theme or plot point or location or whatever. something to show you know your audience is already there. yes i hate these too. if you say hp or percy jackson you will be laughed out of the room don’t even try it
  • if you’re doing a twitter pitch event, it’s the opposite. heading your tweet with two recognizable things will get it more attention. “ATLA x SPIRITED AWAY” “INDIGENOUS PJO” stuff like that. those always get way more likes
  • your query letter has to be good. your query letter has to be good. if it’s not good the agent will not read your sample pages, if your first paragraphs/first pages are not good they will not finish your sample, if they don’t like your sample they will not request the manuscript, if they don’t request the manuscript they can’t sign you. a query, at its core, should be character + conflict + stakes. it should be very little besides the hook for your story. no big spoilers. ideally it doesn’t describe anything past act 1. if you have to go deeper into the story to find the hook you probably have a pacing problem and need to revise. your sample pages will ALWAYS be the first pages of your novel (often minus prologue agents often hate prologues). you probably need a 1-2 page summary too
  • sci fi is really hard to pitch. it doesn’t sell well so less people want to buy it. i think this is tragic but just know that you will have a hard time with sci fi
  • agents on average get THOUSANDS of queries per year. they are completely overwhelmed. they most likely have one or two other jobs because it’s incredibly difficult to support yourself in publishing. please be kind and patient
  • the average number of queries that get signed is 0.2%. about 10 out of 5,000 (ive seen multiple agents give these numbers for an average year). you not getting an agent is not a sign you’re a bad writer. it’s a tough business and it IS a business. if you get signed it’s because the agent thinks they can sell it and that’s it
  • that said, be prepared to make very little money as an author. number one piece of advice is DONT QUIT YOUR DAY JOB. the median for writing related profits is $6000usd a year. it’s almost impossible to support yourself off writing unless you get EXTREMELY lucky
  • if you get an agent, most of them will expect you to publish a book at least every two years. i follow multiple authors who are putting out 2 or 3 books in 2021. an agent wants to sign a CAREER not a book. if you’re a slow writer then buckle up and probably have multiple manuscripts ahead of time
  • PUBLISHING TAKES. A. LONG. TIME. don’t expect this to move quickly. youll wait weeks for responses to queries AT BEST. i got a rejection letter a full two years after the query once. if someone has your full manuscript the polite thing is to give 4-6 months before checking in
  • this is so basic but make sure your manuscript is formatted correctly and is largely typo free. you should probably have at least three people reading and giving feedback before you pitch. preferably people who are writers involved in/also pitching trad pub
  • unpublished writers+published mentors programs like pitch wars can be really helpful in getting an agent so definitely check those out. also sadly mostly on twitter

uuuuh yeah that’s all i can think of at the moment?? feel free to ask questions though my inbox is open!!

For those of you out there who want to learn more I would recommend Alexa Donne’s YouTube channel. She posts a lot of videos about trad pub and querying.

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homo-sex-shoe-whale

I have something extremely important to say

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homo-sex-shoe-whale

My aunt’s dog has a paw print on his paw

The small little gasp I let out is heard universally when you view this picture

Image description: white text on a navy blue patterned background that reads, “There are Black Panthers still in jail from the 1960s for allegedly thinking about what those Trump supporters did on Capitol Hill in real life.” end ID

Growing up and having to make professional social media accounts after years of being told never to share your personal info on the internet is such an experience. Sorry LinkedIn, you want my REAL name? The name of my high school?? where I’m BASED??? You mean i can’t just put my location as Reykjavik and my birthdate as 4/20/1279???

Anonymous asked:

why do some texan restaurants not let me put sauce on my stuff. pls help me mr. haver. - sincerely a lost, confused, and lonely yankee

you’re gonna need to be WAY more specific here. were you trying to put hot sauce on eggs or ketchup on steak? because one of those is okay and the other is not and texans are not shy about telling you you’re eating food wrong

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holy fuck you are SO lucky they didn't just shoot you outright

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harrystylesdildo-deactivated201

Volunteering at a soup kitchen is one of the least productive things you can do to change the world. Art can inspire people and motivate them. Food is important, yes, but you aren’t changing that person’s life. 

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djscrewatarave1998funeralcrunk

whoever wrote this post has definitely never been hungry

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nostalgiaultra

I remember one christmas we were short on money so my brother just drew us some pictures of mashed potato it was poppin!!! We ate the pencils too!!!

Homestucks are like “let’s use all the typing quirks at once, ha ha”, and it’s still not as bad as the way Internet users circa 1998 actually talked.

Well now I’m curious as to what an example would be cause it had to be a disaster so beautiful it would rip my mind asunder.

Here’s the original post re-written in a form of leet that was popular around the period in question:

|-|0|\/|357|_|({<5 4|23 |_1|<3 |_375 |_|53 4|_|_ 7|-|3 7`/91|\|6 0~|_|1|2|<5 47 0|\|(3 4|\||) 175 571|_|_ |\|07 45 |34|) 45 7|-|3 \/\/4`/ 1|\|73|2|\|37 |_|53|25 (1|2(4 1998 4(7|_|4|_|_`/ 74|_|<3|)

Bear in mind that this is a relatively mild example of the type; for the sake of readability I haven’t used any jargon or intentional misspellings, and the orthography is inauthentically consistent throughout; in practice, it was common for fluent leet-speakers to use varying substitutions for the same letter in the space of a single message, and often even in the space of a single word.

It’s 2020 i shouldn’t have to emotionally deal with seeing leetspeak, okay

Leetspeak is a valuable skill, because theres no better way to come up with a secure password you can actually remember, especially now that websites are requiring special characters

I did NOT spend twenty-two years pretending to be a woman with the most boring ass makeup possible only for them to release My Chemical Romance, Lisa Frank, Animal Crossing, Beetlejuice, AND (a rumored) Goosebumps eyeshadow palettes after I transitioned. This is bullshit. I'm gonna start doing drag.

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hijabidyke

its normal for you to find girls hot! you arent a predator i promise. being a wlw isnt all soft uwu girl crushes. you are allowed to be attracted to girls

this especially goes out to trans women

To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.

I remember bumping into an amazon worker the other day and he looked exhausted, asked him if he heard about the amazon workers unionizing in alabama

almost immediately it seemed like a lightbulb flipped on, and he mentioned he would look into it

i wonder how he's doing

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mr-downer

this is how I’m finding out the fucking pinkertons still exist huh

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ed-caernarfon

they actually tried to sue rockstar for being villains in rdr2 iirc

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mr-downer

Lmao what a bunch of cry babies

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roblox-oldhead-deactivated20210

Pinkertons still coping fellas havent forgotten they committed legit massacres against striking workers trying to unionize

The fact that the Pinkertons still exist is a testament to America's utter failure as a nation.

it's fucked up because they KEPT the name. they REALIZE it has specific historical connotations, and those connotations are "ruin union organizers' lives." they have no place bitching about being infamous when they use their infamy for MARKETING.

My dad told me that he has a coworker who’s a trans woman. She was married to this girl before her transition and they remained together after it. Everyone at work respects her pronouns. My dad is in a chiefing position at his office and he told me that nobody jokes behind her back. She and her wife have two cute dogs together and I felt like I should share this story bc I want everyone to know that this positivity and respect exists and you deserve it. Don’t ever dare think that you don’t because you do.

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letitrainathousandflames

Update: they have three dogs now

i logged on to twitter.com and saw somebody say “plutonium is fictional because it doesnt exist in nature”. which, one, i dont think is entirely true, im fairly certain trace amounts of plutonium exist in natural uranium deposits, and two, that is such a frankly wonderfully incorrect definition of fictional and im deeply intrigued by the implications. concrete is fictional. polyester doesnt exist

I just remembered what I needed to add to this:

Cold: the air and water flowing. Hard: the land we call our home. Push to keep the dark from coming, Feel the weight of what we owe. 

This: the song of sons and daughters, Hide the heart of who we are. Making peace to build our future, Strong, united, working 'till we fall. 

Cold: the air and water flowing. Hard: the land we call our home. Push to keep the dark from coming, Feel the weight of what we owe. 

This: the song of sons and daughters, Hide the heart of who we are. Making peace to build our future, Strong, united, working 'till we fall. 

 And we all lift, and we're all adrift together, together. Through the cold mist, 'till we're lifeless together, together.