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Some eaiser variations of push ups to help you build the strength to do a traditional one!

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I don’t generally reblog ‘fitness’ stuff but gaddamn could I use some more arm strength.

Push-ups are my worst nightmare. I can only do 44 before I pass out on the floor.

“I can only do 44” hahaha omg I can’t even do one.

yes good

I was always frustrated how my P.E. teachers wanted all of us to go “all-or-none” and basically hurt ourselves without letting us build up from square-one like in the first gif.  Then they’d fuckin yell at us for not doing it right >:|

Knee-pushups is not square-one.

When I got my first personal trainer, she had me doing push ups almost standing upright in the weight lifting bars so that I could do 15 reps and 3 sets of them. It’s more about the technique of the push up, and if you’re pushing too much weight, you can’t exersize the correct muscles within their tolerances. This post is pretty important tto know cause of that.

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I was introduced to the knee push-up last year and it was such a fucking game changer. I had NO idea it was possible to work those same muscles just with a slight variation in position. 

I wanna just verify that these are excellent for building strength, both as someone who took weights class in high school with a good teacher, and as someone who’s had a lifetime of physical therapy (not for my arms specifically, but I’ve spent a lot of time in sports medicine centers). And again, if the vertical one in the first gif is difficult, you don’t even have to lean into it like that. Start standing, and only lean as much as it takes you to lower towards the wall.

And remember, many exercises can be modified in this way! I did an image search for “modified pull up” and got exactly what I was looking for right away, which is this:

Doing pull ups on a lower bar, or from the straps with handles that gyms sometimes have (called the TRX - they can also be used to support yourself during squats and some balance exercises) is a lot easier than jumping straight into vertical pullups, and lets you build up that muscle with exercises that are still comfortable and safe for you, so you can do more sets of more reps.

As a general rule, always start with lower-strain exercises and practice good form before you work your way up. You don’t want to have to unlearn bad habits that could lead to injury later as the difficulty increases.

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@imfemalewarrior I’m assuming you’ve seen this post but in case you haven’t—it seems like your kind of thing

Here are push up and pull up progressions! 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

Story time:

I had a shitty PE coach in the sixth grade who berated me for not being able to do a single push up or touch my toes, for not being able to run a complete mile. She wouldn’t let us do “girl” push ups (knees).

Next year I had an amazing PE coach. When he noticed that I couldn’t run a complete mile, he reached out to my parents and suggested that I might have exercise induced asthma (spoiler, I did.) My first week with that inhaler cut my mile time down by a minute. He would run the mile with us, jogging with those of us who were struggling and encourage us.

Thanks to him and that inhaler, by the end of the seventh grade I could run a complete mile in about eight minutes. During the winter months (Michigan) when we couldn’t run outside, we had to run around the gym for 20 minutes. By the end of that winter I was able to jog for all 20 minutes. By the next year, I was able to run for all 20 minutes, and at the end of that year my mile time was just under 7 minutes.

At the start of the year, he told us that if we couldn’t do “normal” push ups, then it was okay for us to do “girl” push ups. He told us that, on average, girls have a lower center of gravity than boys and that this meant it was more difficult for us to keep our hips up and our backs straight. He focused on helping up improve our arm AND core strength so that we would eventually be able to do “normal” push ups.

I started that year being able to ZERO normal push ups. By winter I was able to do exactly ONE. He gave me a high five and told me that I had improved 100%.

ALSO, the next year I developed tendonitis in my right knee. I came in with a doctor’s note and he was so proud of me that he proceeded to tell the entire class they should all be proud of me for taking care of my body. It was extremely embarrassing at the time.

Basically, good PE teachers who actually understand the human body and won’t try to push you past your limits are extremely important and I was so lucky to have one.

That makes all the difference in the world and applies to gym buddies, physical therapists, and personal trainers as well. 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

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Like yeah Tall Girl was like a total mess but let’s not forget that taller women really do face struggles with body image especially in their teens and the idea of a movie about one finding love is far from shallow or regressive

Yeah it had genuine potential but it made Josie kinda self-centered or uppity about her problems. So sad TT

Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY

I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..

Im sobbing.

no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please

Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic: 

Enjoy!

DEAD

Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care

Holy shit, okay so this is hard to say because I don’t want 200 people going “what? you were going to? no you weren’t, you just want attention” but tonight I felt like shit, like utter shit and no one answered their phones and no one replied to my messages and just it got hard to be alone.. while scrolling down my feed I saw this and I just sat here for a good ten minutes deciding that.. you know what.. this is.. i can’t kill myself tonight.. so even if it doesn’t really go with your blog theme, I think you should really reblog it, because you could just save some messed up kid like me. Thank you, to the person I reblogged this off, you’ve saved my life and you don’t even know me. xxx if anyone ever wants to talk or some shit, and just no ones answering? well.. I have an askbox if you want it. I love you all pretties. xx

There will never be a day when I won’t reblog this if I see it on my dash. It might just save someone’s life. I’m here for everyone, doesn’t matter if you follow me or not. If you need someone to talk to I will be there for you.

I got an anonymous message the day after I reblogged this saying that just because they read this from my page, they decided not to take their life. I want everyone to know. This stuff is real. It happens everyday. And i’m damn proud to say that i’m happy to save that persons life. If anyone needs to talk to someone. I’m here as well. No matter what race, culture, age, i’m here. And you can talk to me anonymously if you’d like

just in case :)

the 20s are soon upon us

things to include

  • flapper dresses
  • jazz music
  • sex positivity
  • women’s rights
  • renewal of arts & culture
  • increased immigration & cultural sharing
  • sequins
  • eyeliner

things to leave behind

  • racism & nativism
  • consumerist culture
  • white guys writing “the great american novel”

more things to include

  • black/jewish solidarity
  • short hair of all textures
  • suspenders
  • beaded & embroidered dresses
  • subtly homoerotic advertising
  • masculine women, feminine men

things to leave behind

  • ineffective prohibition laws
  • wealth gap
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also let’s bring back:

  • egyptian revival jewelry
  • really high-waisted wide-legged pants
  • monocles
  • comfy one-piece bathing suits
  • the labor movement
  • yiddish

and leave behind:

  • robber barons
  • tuberculosis
  • anti-semitism
  • sweatshops

Let’s bring back the aesthetic of the mafia and leave behind the destruction/death it causes

Guys i think she used us for publicity for her new video i swear to fucking GOYAD

Anybody actually surprised?

remember when Trisha was so desperate to take attention away from her trump support trolling she made up a narrative that an autistic fan of her was a crazy stalker? 

Even thought there was proof of her supporting him and being aware he was just a super fan that actually knew boundaries? 

And she went as far as deleting her responses to his messages and specific messages of his to make it seen like he obsessing over her and she was ignoring him? 

Like, she legit tried to manipulate the words of a autistic man and change the context of his behaviour she was supporting and knew there was nothing malicious about just to make people harass him just so she could lay off people calling her a racist? yall remember that? cuz i sure as fuck do.

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People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

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Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

men: I identify as male.

Men: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

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this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

This post is perfection across the board.

feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes

Feminist™: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!

Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus

Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don’t do it you’re Going To Hell! I’m praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!

Okay, hot take? Bisexual and pansexual are functionally synonyms, and the decision to ID as one or the other comes down to personal preference and interpretation, and any attempt to further separate the two is driving a wedge between two communities that should have nothing but love and solidarity for one another. 

We have more in common than not, and the words for our respective identities should not be pitted against each other. 

Yeah with overlapping identities like this I just go for whichever one I like the pride flag the most.

That’s so valid. 

There is a distinction between pansexual and bisexual but it is a very fine line, so fine that people who fit the definition for pansexual better may ID as bisexual instead for a variety of personal reasons and vice versa. But there is a distinction and acting like they are perfect synonyms can be quite invalidating.

Bisexual - attraction to multiple genders where gender is a factor within the attraction, and can include a preference for one gender over another, or attraction that feels different when it’s directed at a specific gender.

Pansexual- attraction to people regardless of gender. Gender is not a factor, you’d expect a blanket sensation of attraction regardless of which gender it is attracted to, and no sense of intuitive gender preference (though perhaps a logical one).

Notice that neither of these definitions actually exclude transgender or non-binary people and arguing otherwise is biphobic and transphobic. But there is still a distinction - practically, the issues they face and the relationships they will end up in are the same, but emotionally and subjectively they feel different.

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Me reading the first post: I totally agree 100% quit telling me that calling myself bisexual means I’m transphobic

Me reading post four: OH I never heard that distinction before. Being attracted to masculine ppl DOES feel different to me than being attracted to feminine ppl. It never occurred to me that pansexual people experienced attraction different from me in that way. Today I have learned something.

Okay, so this is a better explanation than I have seen before, and I’m really glad it crossed my dash. *throws love and support @ my bi and pan friends across the globe bc they’re all valid*

i know its not the point but god the omnisexual flag kicks ass