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@randomalistic / randomalistic.tumblr.com

They/it/she, 19, ADHD, amateur artist, jester appreciator and local Bird (aspiring ornithologist!) multifandom
Demigirl acespec lesbian 🤯🏳️‍🌈 + I am cringe here
- Spamton sideblog: bigshotspambot
- Wreck-it Ralph sideblog: King-crawler ‼️Sometimes suggestive/nsfw text but only for the sillies
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It has occurred to me I do not have an intro post.

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HI :] My name is Random and this is my main blog! (multifandom)

  • 19 yo 🦜They/it/she 🍓Demigirl + Acespec/Demi Lesbian 🏳️‍🌈 ADHD

Current hyperfixations:

Wreck-it Ralph (2012) tagged #wir (sideblog: king-crawler)

The Great Mouse Detective (1986) tagged #tgmd #gay rats

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🎨 Art Tag - most art is on fixation sideblogs but I post here sometimes

🦜Sona Tag

txt - My post tag (most of them)

Age 16+ reccomended- posts are sometimes suggestive (but only for the sillies.)

YouTube Channel (will post more stuff here soon…)

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  • Affiliated with cringe culture or other nasty mean stuff
  • Support ‘Proship’ (pairs fictional kids with adults or other weird abusive dynamics)
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yeah Im amab... assigned MONSTER at birth... I clutch half my face RRRARRGHH... I CANT... CONTROL IT... my eyes start glowing daemon fire and I grow wings one angle one devil and I grow one horn and and claws and a tail and my teeth get big and sharp and my arms and legs are stained black red

BEAUTIFUL TRANSGENDER ELF GF: fight this my love... it isn't you...

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Las serpientes son pajitas grandes

Very cute! Snakes can drink water in a more normal-looking way - but the cup setup is a little awkward, and anyway lots of snakes like to be a bit silly with it! I have several who like to drink water exclusively with their heads resting on the bottom of their water bowls!

I want to stick my entire head in a jar of water and for people to see the amount of water slowly decrease as I chug silently

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foone

What does BDSM look like in the cars universe?

Like, I don't think they'd necessarily be into, like, rope bondage, because cars don't have the same range of motion as humans.

You could maybe do things like take their wheels off, but does that end up being like a doctor kink too? Like, mechanics are car doctors, right?

Do you use one of those folding sun-visor things as a blindfold?

What's the car equivalent to a leash. A tow truck? A hitch? Maybe.

Can you whip a car? Maybe you use some of those rubber hammers, like "kneel*, slave, and receive your 5 dents from your mistress! Count them"

Suspension bondage I guess is doable, you just need one of these:

Which again is probably like a medical kink to cars. It's like a putting a human on a doctor's examination bed with stirrups.

I'm just wondering if there's BDSM in the cars universe without it getting mechanic-kink. It seems an easy trap to fall in.

How do you gag a car? Take out their radiator? Drain the fluid? Or maybe the grille? What about, like, Teslas that don't have grilles? (Are there teslas in the carverse?) are they mute?

Where do cars hear from? Like, if you wanted to do sensory deprivation on a car, where do you put the earbuds? It's the side mirrors, isn't it. They're probably equivalent anatomical features.

I don't think you can do wax play to a car, because that's just a fancy car wash.

Bondo and one of those dent-hammer things is probably involved in Car BDSM. A welder and angle grinder for the extreme stuff. Speaking of angle grinder, is booting a car like putting them in handcuffs?

Instead of a cage, do you put your Puppy!car in a garage? Do you role play that she's at the mean impound lot and has to do you a favor to get released?

I have so many questions. I'm tempted to go look on ao3 to see if fans have come up with answers. But at the same time, I don't want to.

* don't ask how cars kneel

so these guys are freaks

Yeah. Big into body modification.

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quoms
[…] When a person fails to begin a project that they care about, it’s typically due to either a) anxiety about their attempts not being “good enough” or b) confusion about what the first steps of the task are. Not laziness. In fact, procrastination is more likely when the task is meaningful and the individual cares about doing it well.

I’ve been yelling this for years

Hi yall, author of the piece here. Medium instituted a pay wall so here is a link to access it for free:

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instead of continuously over-donating to ao3 when those running the site are racist zionist sympathisers who shut down support of palestine from its volunteers 1 / 2 (among myriad other issues that u should NOT be funding) please direct your attention to these incomplete fundraisers for people in gaza and various tangible operations doing work. this is a call that if u have donated even a cent to ao3 to a) match that in your donations to palestinians/causes and b) stop donating so uncritically and unconditionally to ao3, pressure them. id like to direct u to @end-otw-racism

Wow. I'm just now seeing this as I was away from tumblr and didn't see that I was tagged but. Honestly I'm really disgusted. Out of spite I want to start a campaign that explicitly focuses on trying to raise an approximate amount of money close to 200 000 USD (it's CAD but hey) to save the lives of 42 members of a big family in Ghazzah, and to match the AO3 campaign's overzealousness. I personally spoke to Mahmoud Qassas and I vetted it. Donate to them!!! We can do this.

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stuckinapril

This is the same thing over and over again. Palestinians die every day, but it gets a lukewarm headline from mainstream media because death and destruction is inherent to Arabness. Then an aid convoy with white workers is obliterated, and now both the president of the United States and the president of Israel are making statements apologizing for “the poor protection of aid workers.” At one point we were seeing multiple reports a day of paramedics from the Palestine Red Crescent Society dying, but nothing. Crickets. Because they don’t care. And even in these “remorseful statements” there is a strategic reminder that white lives hold more weight than brown lives.

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boopednose

How is this person still alive

thinking about the guy who was in my mum’s engineering course when she was in uni who accidentally made mustard gas microwaving I think it was chilli oil? and they had to evacuate the area for like a kilometre around his uni sharehouse.

look to be fair it’s remarkably easy to make mustard gas accidentally