Zero Two is so pretty. ♡

Here is a little doujinshi, I’ve translated. It’s short, but cute. However, my mothertongue is neither English nor Japanese and this is just an amateur translation, so there may be some mistakes.

Hope you’ll like it anyway (๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)

artist: tococo

man you gotta love shit like this

I am so ready for the first of Halloween.

Give a ghost the right pair of shoes and they’ll conquer the world.

Super hot where I am today, so have a summer spook.

Send me pics of your ghost costumes :> 

Why is everyone into dom ghosts…?

They’re single and ready to mingle~

if I ever reblog a long as shit post, it’s this

sorry

notreally

It’s ONLY October 1st and already y’all are reblogging the weird shit!!???

This is the longest set of cursed images I’ve ever seen

I think you mean blessed images.

this is the most blessed post

Yonic

it's always interesting to see how much nature mimicks itself. how much of what we consider nature's beauty looks like the female body, and yet when shown the female body, you're disgusted?

I love nature, and how even if women don't get much representation in the human world, we get plenty from mother nature.

And the award for best commentary goes to...

Gotta make money somehow

The older this gets the funnier it is

So I’ve been ruining my kids lives by saying “weird flex but ok” to everything and when I do it they scream no and tell me they’re running away and I made this lovely photo lemme get it

Ok so I need some help coming up with the absolute worst “to flex on” live memes ever to pretend I’m an even more really lame parent. they don’t have to make sense but they need to be absolutely awful yet believable enough that it isn’t obvious I’m intentionally trying to be more lame

Here’s the ones I came up with so far

“You ever just eat a well balanced diet and exercise daily to flex on heart disease?”

“You ever just boil chilies to flex on your eyes?”

“You ever just be cool to flex on your kids?”

“You ever just use sanitizer to flex on 99.9% of all bacteria and viruses?”

“You ever just turn all the lights and up the heater to flex on Dad?”

Catholic edition:

“You ever just like receive the sacraments frequently to flex on Satan?”

“You ever just like love your Mom to flex on Protestants?”

So I executed the first one in the kitchen then I dabbed and my son didn’t say anything he just set down his pomegranate and walked out the front door with no shoes on and now he’s walking down the street

Ok so I walked down the block and I found him

Update

Your son is named Egg.

Every part of this is hilarious

Hey guys! If you want to protest Tumblrs awful mistreatment of users, there are other ways besides signing petitions, appealing posts and blogs, or deleting your account.

For Google Play Users

As you can see, I have the Google Play Store on my phone. If you look up Tumblr, you’ll see 3 dots in the top right corner, and if you press that you’ll get a selection where you’ll have the option to select “Flag as inappropriate”

If you scroll to the bottom of this screen, you’ll see “Other objection”. That’s what you’ll probably want to select, unless any of these others speak to you.

This is where you can type out why exactly they should delete the app.

Apple Store and iOS Users

Look for the feedback buttons and type in the same thing. Tell them to keep Tumblr off the app store, and thank them for doing that. If you can, message me with screenshots so I can add them to this post. You can contribute too!

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I hope this helped! And @staff @support I hope you remember that we can end this website if you keep treating us like this. We don’t need you, you need us, so start trying to impress us instead of other businesses.

When do I know I’m Spider-Man?

You won’t. That’s all it is Miles, a leap of faith.

What a moOd

⚠️Please read if you are a content creator or sex worker!! Adult content will no longer be allowed on tumblr starting December 17th⚠️

I do not give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your blog. Boost this so everyone can prepare and have a backup plan. This is absolute bullshit but they were never supporting us anyway.

And don’t give me “we don’t pay our taxes” because we do. Bye. Thanks for turning into shit Instagram.

EZRA MILLER for GQ Style (2018), ph. Yoshiyuki Matsumara.

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UPDATE: FOR TUMBLR worries, No, I haven’t backed anything up and no I have no idea how to and Yes, I’ll figure it out. 

My whole life humans have been telling me I’m a pervert for being gay, a slut for being a nudist, dangerous for being BDSM and stupid for being a snowflake liberal….

So, I give zero shits what other humans think of me and no matter how they try to silence Sex workers and content creators who HELP others try to be better people, those of us who are serious about our work will continue to be activists for the cause..

Please follow the following Safe and educational content creators who are trying to do what they can. Even though I’ll be offline, they won’t be. 

1) Amp: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Pup_Amp

Youtube WattsTheSafeWord:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCokRyLsHxh-NykvT4uA6n2g

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A better, more positive Tumblr

Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we’re proud to have inspired a generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality.

Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we’ve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We’ve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we’re taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions).  

Let’s first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with today’s policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. We’ve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.

So what is changing?

Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.

Why are we doing this?

It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.

Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.

So what’s next?

Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes won’t happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.

Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. We’re relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but we’ve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.

Most importantly, we’re going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions we’re making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.

Like you, we love Tumblr and what it’s come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We won’t always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.

Jeff D’Onofrio CEO

RIP Beautiful Prince.

canadians smh

Humans are just cool sometimes

Same Person.

Different Body.

Happy human.

Happier human.