This is why I love the “Covid is faked” conspiracies. Like really?? You think the WHOLE WORLD is working together THAT EFFICIENTLY?? Even the countries that hate each other? Wow cheers for the optimism

Look up the manhattan project you dipshits

You mean the project where the only reason there was any secrecy was that none of the people had any part of the wide reaching project (Oppenheimer, Einstein, and all the others were pretty much kept way away from eachother) and was almost brought down as a secret in the group by one of the guys being an amateur safe cracker? That Manhattan Project?

The one where everybody near Los Alamos knew that something big was happening, because they were actively hiring during the War?

The one that had so many close calls to they’re working on some kind of bomb that by the time the war was over you had people involved blabbing, to the point the Rosenbergs happened?

THAT Manhattan Project?

The Manhattan project, the one that the editor of a science fiction magazine (I think it was Astounding) figured out was happening because all the physicists who subscribed suddenly changed their addresses to Los Alamos?

That Manhattan project?

We’re talking about the Manhattan project that Kodak had clearance to know about (and even got advanced warnings about tests) because they figured it out when radioactive fallout from the tests contaminated their x-ray film? That one?

And that was still just one government using the fullest extent of their power to try and keep just one secret in a time before cellular phone cameras or the internet. Imagine thinking multiple, rival governments agreed to fake a virus to fool just some of their citizens into staying home from work, while also agreeing to pay billions of dollars to compensate them for it.

Some people have never had to work on a company computer and use company software and it shows. It won’t do its REGULAR function much less secret second functions.

If you think three companies could develop vaccines with chips in them and the same system could be used to talk to all three chips, you’ve never been in a household with two brands of phone

#i often say #these people have never worked in government lmao #we can barely get ppl to coordinate enough to do core responsibilities and deliver basic functions/ #let alone secret other things #like nah dog u have way more confidence in our abilities than we do lmao

Cloud: My dying wish is to dig up the corpse of Albert Camus and smoke his ashes. Since we live in a chaotic, purposeless universe.

Aerith: What?

Cloud: If it is possible for man to be happy, one must imagine Camus a sativa hybrid.

Weiss: I'm home! I brought a study partner.

Jaune: Hello! Uh, you must be Winter, right? Weiss' older sister?

Willow: Oho, no! I'm their mother, Willow. Weiss, you should have told me; I would have dressed better!

Jaune: What? Oh, sorry! You were just so young and beautiful, I got confused.

Willow: Oh, stop! There's no need to waste flattery on me. Even you can see my wrinkles.

Jaune: No, no, I am serious!

Weiss: Hey, Arc! Stop flirting with my mother and get upstairs!

Willow: One moment, Weiss! I need to lay some ground rules for your friend.

Weiss: Ugh... Fine! Hurry up! (Goes upstairs)

Willow: ...In a few minutes, I'll have one of my maids bring up some snacks. Make sure Weiss drinks the juice on the right when it's set down. In five minutes, she will fall asleep. When that happens, ring the bell.

Jaune: Uh, b-but your husband-

Willow: Is divorced and not living in my home.

Jaune: (Gulps)

my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully

okay so

yes

i kissed him on the lips infront of his parents and claimed it was the usual greek greeting between men is that enough for you

Are you…. Are you secretly dating her brother OP?

yes

I wonder why

Show up again to admit to dating the brother, but dress like a typical suburbanite and act like you've never met the parents before. Absolute power move.

asdgfgsjfh im totally doing this

Code 7

Jaune: *Having a conversation with Ren, Sun, and Neptune*

RWBY: *Approach Jaune from behind and pick him up*

Jaune: Umm, what are you girls doing?

RWBY: We're horny.

Jaune: Oh... Ren if I don't survive the night tell my family I love them! And tell my father we have a code 7! Code 7!

Ren: …

Sun: We need to build that man a statue.

Ren: yes mr. Arc. He said a Code 7.

Papa arc: understood.

Papa arc walks outside and calls to his wife

Papa arc: *yalls* Light the beacons.

Mama arc: *gasps* a code 7.

Papa arc nods

Mama arc: *squees* grandbabies.

Terra: ...Honey?

Saphron: Yes, Terr?

Terra: There's smoke coming from the Argus outpost. Should I be worried.

Saphron: ... (Walks over)

Saphron: (Looks outside) ...Four? Psh! C'mon, Jaune! Step up your game, baby bro!

Terra: Huh?

Two cloaked figures stands on a mountaintop overlooking the Vale outpost. The shorter of the two pulls back her hood.

Nora: Our time has come.

Pyrrha: *Shivering* Why did we have to climb a mountain for this?

Nora: Cause it's a cool looking shot.

Terra: Honey? It's changing.

Saphron: Six? Impressive but not ...

Saphron: No ...

Saphron: That's ... That's going even farther beyond ... How ...

~Outside the Vale Outpost~

Willow, Winter, Glynda, and several others: *Waiting for their turns with Jaune*

Taiyang: The time has finally come.

Taiyang: The end of the legend of Whole Team Tai ends and another begins.

Taiyang: Good luck kid. You're going to need it.

In the First of his Years at Beacon, When the Training First Started, One Stood.

Burned By the Embers of Passion, his Soul Enamored by Lust and Carnal Desire beyond Most's Comprehension, He chose the Path of Eternal Bliss.

In His ravenous Loving he Founded Peace; and with Boiling Blood he scoured the Kingdoms, Seeking Empty Beds from those who've lost or not yet found their love.

He bore the charm of the Great Leaders, and those that tasted the White of his 'Sword' named him ...

The Team Layer

Nora: *looking at herself in the mirror glumly* Ugh…I just can’t get Ren to notice me…maybe he doesn’t think I’m pretty?

Nora: Jaune, am I pretty?

Jaune: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.

Nora: So…what, like, we’d both be wearing suits?

Jaune: Nora. Please understand I'm a Young Man.

Nora: Yes.

Jaune: And You are a Well-developed woman of the same age.

Nora: Uh-huh.

Jaune: Up until this very moment, you have never shown me any discomfort in your body, and you grow comfortable enough to be naked around people relatively quickly.

Nora: I'm following you.

Jaune: This all leads me to this statement; If you were to let me, I would try to dominate you in a sexual fashion.

Nora: Yeah?

Jaune: That's what I meant by "take you in a Manly Fashion" as 'traditionally' the man is the one in charge.

Nora: Oh! That makes sense now!

Jaune: ...

Nora: ...

Nora: ... Soooooo do you wanna fuck?

Jaune: I though you wanted Ren?

Nora: I mean, yeah, I do, but a girl has needs Fearless Leader.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: *Picks Nora Up bridal Style* This Fine?

Nora: Yep! Let's go!

Nora: *panting* Oooooohhhh…yeah…!

Nora: Is that what it’s like to be dominated by a man?

Jaune: *tied to the bed, blindfolded, and covered in bite marks and body writing that says “Valkyrie’s Favorite Boy”*

Jaune: No. Do it again.

Jaune: *Runs in* *Grabs Child* *Runs away again*

Jaune: Hey Ren?

Ren: Yes Jaune?

Jaune: Did you feel that?

Ren: Yes. yes I did.

Jaune: How long-

Ren: It's too late.

Jaune: Yeah. I thought so. At least Ruby's able to keep up with me when her this happens.

Ren: Yes, But you can't keep up with her.

Jaune: I can hang in there. See you in a couple weeks.

Ren: I may need you to lend me some strength, Jaune.

Wolf!Faunus Ruby and Bear!Faunus Nora: *Break down the Door*

Wolf!Faunus Ruby: Oh Jaune~ I'm in heat~ Please take care of me~

Jaune: *Picking up Ruby* You got it Babe.

Bear!Faunus Nora: REN IT'S TIME TO SMASH!

Ren: *Gets picked up by Nora* Please try not to break the bed frame this time.

Nora: I resent that! It's only teasing if I don't give you what you want.

Jaune: Nora, we were in public.

Nora: And you think that would have bothered me?

Penny: *Nipping at Jaune's Neck*

Jaune: Well aren't you hungry~

Penny: I am a woman Starved Jaune, and there is only one meal I am hungry for~

Jaune: Well if you want to join me in the Shower-

Penny: Please refrain from bathing until afterwards Jaune~ The scent of your sweat is making me Hungrier~

Ruby: Penny, I love, you're my best friend, but please don't flirt the moment we' come back form a mission.

Penny: Okay Ruby! I apologize for the transgression!

Ruby: Why is everyone so horny all the time!

Penny: Jaune is incredibly attractive and I haven't felt sexual relief since you left.

Jaune: Same here.

Ruby: ... The least you could do is invite me.

Penny: ... Ruby, would you like to join-

Ruby: Yes!

Nora: Pfft! Easy!

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Nora: Still easy!

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Nora: I-It's only been a couple days. I'm fine!

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Nora: ...Please, don't say HARD.

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Nora: (Sighs, Marks off another day)

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Yang: Don't worry, Nora! I'm with you to the end!

Nora: Thanks, Yang.

Ren: (Walks by Jaune, No shirt and sweaty) Thank you again for letting me use your steam room pass.

Jaune: (Takes pass) No problem, Ren. Be sure to bundle up before you go home.

Ren: I will.

Yang: ...

Nora: ...Yang?

Yang: ...Welp, I tried! (Runs off) Ren, wait up~!

Nora: ...At least say good-bye.

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Nora: You're with me, right?

Blake: Of course not. This "tradition" is just a scheme created by weak-willed men to prove how incompetent they really are. It serves no purpose beyond bragging rights and doesn't interest me at all. Why are you even trying it?

Nora: ...You didn't last a day, did you?

Blake: HOW COULD I?! Have you SEEN Sun without his pants on?!

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Nora: Thanks for doing this with me, Ruby.

Ruby: Y-Yeah, no problem.

Nora: I knew I could rely on a sweet, innocent girl like you to not be tempted.

Ruby: Y-Yeah...

Ruby: (Memory, Last night) H-HARDER, WHITLEY~! HARDER~!.

Nora: So, how has it been?

Ruby: O-Oh, you know...

Ruby: (Memory, One week ago, Bound) MMGH~! MMGH~! MMGH~!.

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Nora: Winter~! You're the stoic, chastity type! Surely you're with me on this!

Winter: Chastity? I don't know what you're talking about.

Winter: Ever since I got back together with Qrow, I'VE BEEN RIDING HIS COCK NON STOP EVERY FUCKING NIGHT.

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Nora: ...

Kali: (Covering her mouth) Hee hee hee hee!

Kali: (Holding her sides) Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Kali: (Falls over) OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

Nora: ...

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Nora: Huh?

Jaune: (Walks in, Shirtless) Hey, Nora! Just finished with my training session with Yang.

Nora: (Grinds her teeth)

Jaune: (Walks out of shower, Towel-wrap) Hoo! Nothin' like a hot shower, huh, Nora?

Nora: (Balls fist)

Jaune: (Walks in, Shirtless) Hey, Nora! I'mma take a nap-

Nora: PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON!

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Nora: (Surrounded by empty glasses, Surrounded by empty pancake boxes)

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Penny: I understand why you are doing this, but I fail to see why feel inclined to partake in this ritual?

Nora: Well... (Sighs) You wouldn't get it...

Penny: Is it truly so difficult to not indulge in your self pleasure? I may need to conduct research when this month concludes.

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Nora: Ah, baking~!

Nora: Yup! No way baking treats will ever betray me~!

DING!.

Nora: They're ready~!

Nora: (Pulls out tray) When these cool, I'll have delicious, tasty...

Nora: ...

Nora: (Tosses tray, Lighthouse cookies fly)

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Nora: Uuuuuuuuuugh...

Nora: UUUUUUUUUGH!

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Salem: (Giggles) You mortal children today are so fascinating. As an immortal witch, I am no longer able to partake in such carnal pleasures.

Salem: (Bites into Ruby's world-saving treats)

Salem: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH~! (Smacking her fist on the tables, Blushing) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGH~! (Grabs hair, Thrashes about in pure ecstasy)

Salem: Phew... You simply must tell me what it's like.

Nora: Uh...

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Goodwitch: And what exactly are you implying, Miss Valkyrie?

Nora: N-Nothing, Professor Goodwitch! Y-You're just so dignified, I thought...

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Cardin: Heh, sorry to disappoint you, Pinkie, but I've already had my fair share this month.

Nora: Somehow, I doubt that.

Velvet: It's true, though. Cardin has been really going at it like a jackrabbit!

Nora: ...

Cardin: (Blushing)

Velvet: W-WAIT! NO! N-NOT LIKE THAT!

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Jaune: Hey, Nora! How's it been?

Nora: (Laying down, Rolls away)

Jaune: ...That bad, huh?

Nora: (Sighs)

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Weiss: I may have a solution for you. You will need to use our new Schnee-Strength Binds to help tame your carnal desires until the next full moon, and then-

Nora: Weiss, I love you, but I have enough pent-up strength to crush your skull with only two fingers. Think about that before you try to shill out your SDC crap.

Weiss: ...Well, you can't blame a businesslady for trying, can you?

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Nora: (Drags marker down calendar, Groans) Almost... Almost...

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Salem: Welcome back, dear. I've decided to conduct some research after the quandry you have presented to me.

Nora: Wait, but I thought you said you couldn't-

Salem: Oh, I can't. But others can~.

Salem: (Presents Seer) My test subject has been placed in an environment in which he cannot be permitted to ejaculate, but is in constant desire to do so. Would you like to take a look~?

Neptune: (Via seer) UNGH! UNGH! UNGH!. WHY?! CAN'T?! I?! JUST?! CUUUUUUUM~?!.

Salem: I believe this is what you children refer to as "edging~".

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Oscar: Hey, Nora! What's up?

Nora: Hey, Oscar! So, uh, I don't know if you can really help.

Oscar: Nora, I've helped you guys out before. I've ended wars, saved lives, and brought peace to Remnant once and for all. If I can't do it, then the Magic of Oz surely can.

Nora: Okay. So, uh, I was wondering if you could magic away my sexual frustration?

Oscar: Ggh! Th-That's beyond mine or Oz's power!

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Nora: (Sighs)

Woman: That girl has been staring at carrots and cucumbers for three hours!

Lady: I know. The poor dear.

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Nora: ARGH! I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE! I-!

Nora: (Opens drawer) Huh?

Note - Hey, Nora! If you're seeing this, you're probably really close to giving in, huh? I know it's difficult, but you can't give up! You're the strongest woman I've ever met, so trust me; YOU CAN DO THIS! Love, Jaune.

Nora: (Sniffs) ...I can do this.

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Nora: I'm home! I... Huh? What's this?

Jaune: (Shirtless, In an apron) It's breakfast for dinner! I know you've been working really hard, so I decided to do something nice around the house. I deep cleaned, I made you brinner, and I even took care of helping you with organizing your CDs! They're in alphabetical by genre.

Nora: You... You did all of that for me...?

Jaune: Of course, sweetie~! I love y-

Nora: (Grabs his apron) Jaune, I want you to go on a mission. Right. Fucking. NOW.

Jaune: (Gulps) O-Okay, honey!

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Nora: Good thing I don't have to worry about you, Ruby. You're still the sweetest, most innocent girl I know.

Ruby: Y-Yeah! Like, uh, why would anyone want to touch themselves? Being so lewd... And naughty...

Ruby: (Panting) I mean, if Whitley caught me, oh, I... I don't know what I'd do... He would probably force me to keep touching myself~.

Ruby: (Drooling) And... And if he t-touched himself too, and we came together... It would be... so... LEEEEEEEEEEWD~!

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Pyrrha: Hello? Oh, Nora! It's good to hear from you again?

Pyrrha: Hm? What's that? ...Oh, yes, I've heard of it.

Pyrrha: (Rusted hands massage her neck) Mm, I tried to do it myself, but I'm afraid I've met someone in the EverAfter. Let's just say he's never late to cum on time~.

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Everyone:YOU CAN DO IT, NORA!

Nora: Uh... thanks, but is this really something to cheer for?

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Nora: (Staring at the clock)

Nora: (Palms sweaty, Knees weak, Arms he-)

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Nora: (Kicks in door) JAUNE! GET YOUR PANTS OFF NOW!

Nora: ...Jaune?

Note - Heya, Nora! You just missed me! I've decided to take that mission like you asked. It's a long one, but the pay is really good! I'll try to keep in touch, but the signal might be kinda spotty. See you in a few months~! Love, Jaune.

Nora: (Deep inhale)

(After he comes back) Jaune: Hey Nora! I'm- (A slam goes of behind him, and he sees Nora bolt the door shut) Nora: You...are not leaving this house...until I'm full~. Jaune: Um, can I get a safe word? Nora: Poor boy. You think a safe word would stop me now~? Jaune:.......Mother....

Three months after Jaune's return, we find Nora reclining in an overstuffed chair, three months pregnant, glaring at her blond knight.

Nora: I'm fat... You did this to me.

Jaune: I'm pretty sure it was both of us?

Nora: YOU. DID. THIS. TO. ME.

Jaune: Okay, that's my cue to go make chocolate pancakes.

Jaune leaves, and Nora returns her attention to Ruby, whose sitting on the couch, holding a tea-cup, completely white-faced in fear.

Nora: SO where was I? Oh, yes, so he gets back from his mission and I just jumped him... I still can't believe he lasted four days... though we had to replace the bed, the spare bed, the couch, the dining room table... and the bathtub.

Ruby: Bathtub? I... I... didn't even know that was possible.

Nora: SO that's who Jaune and I are having quintuplets... but you know the worst part of all this?

Ruby: (gulps, wanting to but afraid to ask.)... N... no?

Nora: I'm so revved up... I mean, I can barely control it... and I have 6 more months to go!

Ruby: So, are you going to be more careful... the next time?

Nora: No.

Ruby: No? You just glared at Jaune for knocking you up!

Nora: Another go like that, I'll beat his mom's record in two attempts... heh-heh-heh... I'll be the QUEEN of the Baby Castle!

Mama Arc: You worry too much, Nicholas! Jaune will be fine training alone with his Lucario. It was the same as you when you'd spend those nights alone with your Nidoqueen, Urushifu, and Medicham. Outside, training day in and day out non-stop until you were the best like no one ever was!

Papa Arc: Er, yes... I suppose you're right, Belle. So long as he's being careful and only "training" on SAFE DAYS so he doesn't get hurt.

Jaune: (Blushing)

Pyrrha: (Lucario, Aura telepathy) See? I told you your dad wasn't any different. You owe me 100 Lien, Jaune.

Jaune: (Thinking at Pyrrha) Yeah, but... Medicham? I didn't think Dad would be so fucking pleb...

A Swimsuits Appeal

Ruby: Whoo! Let’s hit the pool everyone!

Yang: Lets go!

Nora: Cannonball!

(SPASH!)

Nora: Ahhaha! How was that, Ren?

Ren: Quite impressive, Nora. But, do that at the deeper end next time.

Nora: Okay!

Blake: It was nice of, Miss Schnee to let us use her indoor pool.

Jaune: I’ll say, it gives us all a well needed chance to relax.

Blake: Speaking of, Schnee’s, where is, Weiss?

Jaune: Still getting changed I guess?

Weiss: You are quite right, Jaune.

Jaune: Hey, Weiss are you… ready…?

Weiss: I’m ready. Going in for a swim sounds so refreshing after all we have been doing lately, don’t you agree, Winter?

Winter: A swim sounds nice, and all, but I am more looking forward to sinking myself into the jacuzzi later. Oh hi, Jaune~!

Jaune: H-Hi, Winter. You look nice…

Winter: Oh, why thank you, Jaune. We got our new swimsuits after we went on a family shopping trip.

Jaune: Family?

Willow: Well, since you were going swimming, I thought I might as well join in on the fun. Although, I too am looking forward to relaxing in the jacuzzi more than swimming. Are you planning on joining us, Jaune?

Jaune: I-In the jacuzzi?

Willow: Yes, in the jacuzzi~!

Jaune: S-S-Sure! I’m looking forward to it.

Willow: Marvellous~!

Winter: I’m looking forward to it.

Weiss: See you in the pool, Jaune.

Jaune: Y-Yeah… Oh, and ladies!

Willow: Yes, Jaune~?

Jaune: Your swimsuits… T-They look quite fetching on you… On all of you

Willow: Oh… Why thank you, Jaune.

Winter: Told you one pieces were my style.

Weiss: I never denied that.

Winter: Yes you did.

Weiss: No I didn’t!

Jaune: …

Blake: …

Jaune: Fuuuuuuck! They look so damn hot!

Blake: They look nice, but I wouldn’t say the look hot. I think I look far more fetching in my bikini~!

Jaune: Ahh, Blake… You, and your unsophisticated plebeian tastes.

Blake: Excuse me?

Jaune: Don’t you know that the one piece swimsuit is the ultimate expression in ladies swimwear to emphasize the raw sexual appeal of any woman?

Blake: I… What?

Jaune: You think a bikini is more sexy than a one piece, why is that?

Blake: Because it shows more skin.

Jaune: Is that it?

Blake: What more is there to it? The smaller bikini the more skin you get to see; seeing all a women has to offer right there in front of you. It’s like catching someone in their underwear, but your actually allowed to check them out~!

Jaune: Ahh! You have such a boorish taste. Something you no doubt got from those third rate porn books you described as high literature.

Blake: Excuse me?!

Jaune: You see, the one piece is superior because of one simple fact: It hides everything, but hints towards everything~!

Blake: W-What does that mean?

Jaune: You see a bikini shows off everything; you know what the subtleness of a woman’s curves are, you can clearly see how well endowed a woman, how well defined the fullness of a woman rear is. And if they wear an even smaller bikini you see more, but their is no beauty in such apparel that gets the blood boiling with desire, and unbridled lust. It is quite simple really, very boring, and only alluring to those with such simplistic pallets such as yourself.

Blake: Then why is a one piece better then, you can’t see anything?!

Jaune: True, there is nothing really to see, but with the mind there is everything to see!

Blake: Meaning?

Jaune: As I said, in a bikini you see everything a woman has to offer in a bikini, but in a one piece it hints at everything she has to offer. It shows off how well endowed her bosom is, but since you can’t see her flesh precisely, your mind starts to wonder, and think of so many possibilities. Tell me; what do you think your mind starts to think about?

Blake: About how she looks without her one piece on. And, i-is her one piece holding them back, a-and making them look smaller… If so… H-How big is she actually…?

Jaune: Precisely, but there is more! They fully encompass her chest, so you get to see the shape of her chest, you know how big it appears to be. But, what is worse, it is that it is tight across her body. However, that makes it all the more tantalizing in the long run~!

Blake: How so?

Jaune: Look at, Yang, she’s wearing a bikini, and you can clearly see how well they bounce to, and fro don’t you?

Blake: They are… q-quite bouncy…

Jaune: Now, look at, Willow, do see such a heavy bounce in her full breasts?

Blake: N-No… They’re just there barely moving…

Jaune: But, what if they weren’t? What if they were bouncing about; would they look as good as, Yang’s, or even better?

Blake: T-They’re bigger, so…?

Jaune: Oh such dry, simple tastes you have, you will never experienced the many succulent flavours of a woman’s body at this rate.

Blake: Flavours of the body?

Jaune: Let’s move on shall we: Look at, Winter, do you see how her bodysuit so snuggly is wrapped around her waist?

Blake: Yes.

Jaune: Do you see how tight it appears around her wide hips of hers?

Blake: Yes…

Jaune: Doesn’t that make you want to run your hands down her body? To feel how it rises, and falls under your touch.

Blake: Y-Yes…

Jaune: So imagine your hands running higher up her body, tracing her succulent curves of her chest. To learn what it truly feels like to embrace a woman’s hour glass figure~!

Blake: Oh gods…

Jaune: Now look to, Weiss.

Blake: O-Okay…

Jaune: Notice how her swimsuit hugs her shapely rear, how it almost perfectly maps out her smooth curves.

Blake: Shapely…

Jaune: Don’t you want to just pull at the edge of her swimsuit, to let it go, and see how her butt ripples upon the impact. How the sound will echo within your ears. And, the moan that escapes her lips. Don’t want you to hear that?

Blake: Oh gods yes…

Jaune: Well, now that you understand how intoxicating a woman wearing a one piece can be, now imagine the best part.

Blake: T-There’s something better than what you’ve been describing…?!

Jaune: You’ve successfully imagined a woman wearing a one piece, now imagine them taking it off.

Blake: T-Taking it off…?

Jaune: When it comes to a flimsy bikini like yours, you just pull a couple of strings, and it falls to yhe ground, then you’ll go out it in like those third rate porn videos you like to pleasure yourself to.

Blake: How did you know that?!

Jaune: I didn’t, you just a basic bitch, so it’s not hard to assume what your interests on.

Blake: I-I’m not a basic bitch…

Jaune: I highly doubt that. Now, back to a lady in a one piece. When you take off her swimsuit, your arms will be across her body. Running up, and down her body as you press yourself against her. Feeling her body against you only being block by a thin piece of fabric. But, your hands have to run up her shoulders, to peel of the straps that have been stuck to her body. Then you pull them off revealing that succulent chest you have been fantasizing about, then you run your hands down her waist, peeling more of her swimsuit off, revealing more, and more of her succulent body in the bare flesh until it’s all gone. All the while your mind is running wild with the desire to kiss her all across her body. Passion runs you rampant as you crave to squeeze her body, to feel the softness of her skin upon your hands. Your body burning with lust to claim her as yours, and yours alone. Do you feel that, Blake, the desire, the lust, and the passion coursing through your body?

Blake: Yes~! Yes, I’m feeling it~!

Jaune: Then let’s do something about it~?

Blake: What do you recommend we do then~?

Jaune: This!

Blake: Wha?! Ahhh?!

(SPLASH!)

Yang: Haha! Nice one, Jaune!

Jaune: Thank you, thank you very much!

Blake: Bhaa! Why did you do that?!

Jaune: You looked like you needed to cool off.

Blake: You asshole!

Jaune: Maybe. Now if you’ll excuse me, some ladies require my attention. Tata~!

Blake: Grrrrrrrr!

Ruby: You okay, Blake?

Yang: Yeah, you look a little upset. Was it because, Jaune pushed you into the pool?

Blake: …

Blake: I should have bought a one piece swimsuit…

Yang: Eh?

Ruby: What?

Blake: I will have my revenge you stupid sexy blond! You hear me! I will have my revenge!

Ruby: What is she talking about?

Yang: Beats me.

Ruby: Okay then.

A Talk

Jaune:Weiss, I would like to discuss something with you.

Weiss:*reading* I’m listening. You find another mission to take?

Jaune:Nah. I…wanted to talk about our sex life.

Weiss:….*slowly puts down book* What?

Jaune:We never really discuss it. We just go with the flow. Like if I’m satisfying you.

Weiss:*blushes* I promise you that I’ve never once faked a noise with you. Wait, am I slacking!?

Jaune:N- well…no. I wouldn’t say that.

Weiss:I don’t like that hesitation! What exactly does that mean.

Jaune:My hips have been getting a little tired.

Weiss:…Ah, I see. So you wanna do it less?

Jaune:Interesting how you’re not bringing out topping as a solution!

Weiss:Look! I…sigh it’s a little embarrassing at times.

Jaune:How is it any more embarrassing than anything else I do to you?

Weiss:*crimson* It’s hard to keep focus….

Jaune:*red* I don’t know how but you made that response kinda cute.

Weiss:Hush!

Jaune:Anyways, I didn’t start this conversation for that specifically. I wanted to know what other ways I could do better or try.

Weiss:What brought this on all of a sudden.

Jaune:To be honest, it’s still a little surreal you and I are together to begin with. *rubs head* I wanna do my best for you.

Weiss:(And he calls me cute…) First, I hope you realize I’m not the kind of person to lose interest just because the sex isn’t as phenomenal as it could be all the time, or even occasionally. There’s a thousand other reasons why I adore you Jaune Arc.

Jaune:That’s nice to hear. Not that I doubted there weren’t any. Still, I’d like to know you better. I won’t judge you.

Weiss:….*looks away* Well, I wouldn’t be upset if you were more aggressive or even strict. I’m not as delicate as I look; you know that.

Jaune:Aggressive how?

Weiss:You know…desire wise. I don’t mind if you’re a little impatient or brutish. *bright red* I could handle that just fine. *looks at him* You better actually give me advice too! It’s frustrating saying all of this.

Jaune:I like it when you’re honest.

Weiss:That’s even more embarrassing and frustrating!

Jaune:But you’re so beautiful when you’re like that. *smiles* It feels good knowing you’re loving it.

Weiss:Well you could also stand to be more confident, hmph! You literally have me in bed. Trust me, the difficult part is over. I can tell you overthink at times; though I guess that’s kept you alive in life.

Jaune:Anything in particular you wanted to…experiment with?

Weiss:Jaune!

Jaune:Like I said, won’t judge. I’m open to ideas.

Weiss could feel her face heating up. She slowly stepped toward Jaune and took his hand. Weiss raised it up for her cheek to rest in. Weiss looked at him with need as she gradually dragged his hand down to her neck to gently squeeze.

Weiss:I’m only going to say this once so you better pay attention.

Jaune:….

Weiss:…..Own me. Make me want to do nearly anything. I don’t need control; not when I’m safe with you.

Jaune:Weiss….

Weiss:I know that might sound a little much but-

Her heart leapt out of her chest as Jaune pulled her in quickly with a rough kiss that silenced her. His right arm kept her waist against his while his left held one of her wrist. A brief separation allowed her to catch her breath and clear head as he went back in for another.

Weiss:T-Timeout!

Jaune:Hmmm?

Weiss:Good start; amazing even. But I have to go to lunch in like fifteen minutes.

Jaune:Yang is always late.

Weiss:It’s with Winter.

Jaune:…That’s a little bit more serious. *rests head on her*

Weiss:Heh, sorry. What happened to this being a talk?

Jaune:I wasn’t expecting you to say something so…honest. How could I not want you right now?

Weiss:*flustered*…Well, we can pick up after I get back? Maybe try and show some the things we’re interested in.

He was trying not to look pouty, which Weiss found adorable. His arms reluctantly left her body to both of their dismay. Weiss saw her blushing boyfriend lean back. As she tilted her head up to meet his kiss, a tiny squeak left her lips when Jaune chose to bite the crook of her neck instead, gently kissing the newly made mark afterwards. Weiss instantly covered it, stunned from the surprise move as Jaune started to fix her collar and put her braid over her shoulders to cover it.

Jaune:Can’t say I entirely understand what you mean by “owning” but consider that proof you’re mine.

Weiss:…*inhales* Okay.

Weiss:*hurries out the door*

Jaune: *covers face* (Maybe that was too much?)

xxxxxxx

Weiss:(AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH) *reaches restaurant*

Winter:Weiss! *waves* Trying something new?

Weiss:Hm!?!

Winter:*points* Your hair.

Weiss:Oh, yeah. *inhales*…Yeah