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After Fall + Lancaster

Jaune: H-hey are you okay. Do you need me to take you to the doctor?

Ruby: J-Jaune what are you... I mean why do you looks so young!?

Jaune: Uh you feeling okay? I mean I'm always been young. And how do you know my name?

Ruby: Jaune stop kidding around! What happened to me after I drunk the tea? Are we still in the ever after? And where is that fu***** Cat!?

Jaune: W-wait a moment. Tea? Ever after? And what Cat are we talking about?

The only thing I can answer is that we're in Beacon and I actually just enroll here so I can't tell you about this place. I'm sorry.

Ruby: You just enroll here... But that's impossible. Beacon is gone...

No way... T-this is impossible. Where - I mean, when are we?

Jaune: Okay... I think you might hit your head a little too hard after that explosion. Don't worry I will help you find the academy infirmary. Oh I know you already know my name but let me introduce myself anyway. My name is Jaune Arc. Short, sweet, rolls of the tongue....

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Ruby: Ladies loves it...

Jaune: Uh... Have we met somewhere before?

Ruby: .... No. I'm sorry but I think I really did hurt my head so bad. I'm Ruby by the way. (*grabs Jaune's hand*)

Jaune: (*pulls Ruby up*) Then we better find the infirmary. To have you checked.

Ruby: Oh no, please there's no need. As you can see I'm completely fine now. I'm just a bit dazed after the dust explosion... Me being a dumb "Crater Face" and all. 😋

Jaune: You shouldn't called yourself "Crater Face." That would have been if I called myself "Vomit Boy" because I pu... Oh! You were at the Bullhead when I puked all over the ship! I'm so sorry for puking next to you.

Ruby: Oh you don't have to apologize. Motion sickness after all is a lot more common than we realize. 😊

Jaune: I know right! I can't believe there's no motion sickness pill inside the Bullhead. That's just asking for trouble if you ask me. I'm surprised that there isn't more people puking on the ship.

Ruby: (He's such a dork😏) Jaune this might seem to come out of nowhere, but do you want to be my friend? 🥺

Jaune: Sure after all stranger are friend you haven't met yet. That's what my mom said anyway.

Ruby: (I knew he would say that. Oh Jaune why did I never have the courage to pursue you back during the Academy.😞) Thank you (*hugs Jaune*) 🥰

Jaune: Oh. Usually I don't mind when a cute girl is hugging me. But isn't it all too fast?

Ruby: (He called me cute!!! I knew it, I knew he likes me! 😫) Didn't you said that stranger are just friend you haven't met? And Jaune you can pat my head if you want. 😘

Jaune: I guess I did say that...

Ruby: Eh, he, he. I'm never letting you go Jaune... (Never...)

Jaune: Oh stop kidding around Ruby. We have to find the rest of students.

Ruby: No need. I know where they are. How about we take our time before we meet the rest of them? There's some place I want to take you to.

Jaune: Uh okay, I mean you seems to know more about this place than me so lead on Ruby.

Ruby: (Yes! I'm finally going to go on a date with Jaune. Don't worry Jaune I will make sure things are right this time. I will make sure you never have to lose anyone ever again. I'll save Pyrrha, Penny and everyone. Maybe I start by killing Cinder first... He, he, he. Oh I can't wait to see the look on that bitch's face as I behead her. Oh and maybe I'll help with Jaune's training too. That way he can be the hero he always wanted and I don't have to be alone. Oh the possibility are endless. 😈)

C'mon let me show you around the academy....

The scene pans out as Ruby drags Jaune by his arm to show him what Beacon has to offer.

Who You're Fighting

Oobleck: You know, there's an old joke from the Great War that goes as such. You can identify an unknown force by firing one shot and judging the response.

Oobleck: If the unknowns respond with precise, regimented rifle fire, they are Valian.

Oobleck: If they respond with heavy machinegun fire, they are Mistrali.

Oobleck: If they respond by charging your position, they are Vacuan.

Oobleck: If nothing happens for a few minutes, then your whole position gets leveled by an airstrike, they are Atlesian

Oobleck: But, if they respond by impregnating the entire female line of your family, they are an Arc.

The Class: ...

Jaune: ...I do have a lot of cousins...

Jaune's Grimm Queen

Salem: Will you help me destroy all of the Brother's creation?

Jaune: No, but I have a lasagna in the oven if you're hungry.

Salem: ...What movies do you have?

Jaune: Cocaine Bear, Jaws, and Aliens.

Salem: You are now my favorite human.

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Jaune: You can't just sic your Grimm on anyone who eants to talk to me.

Salem: (Whining) But she was flirting with you~!

Jaune: She was asking for directions!

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Salem: OZMA, YOU [REDACTED]! If you touch a single hair on my sweet Arc angel, I will tear out your spine and cast your pieces so far and so deep that the relics will seem like holiday gifts compared to what's left of you!

Ozpin: I was only visiting.

Jaune: Sorry... She can get really jealous.

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Salem: We will snuggle together on the couch.

Salem: We will eat pizza.

Salem: We will watch.

Salem: And we will watch the entire Sharknado series.

Salem: And then you will help me destroy all of the Brother's creations, and enslave humanity.

Salem: Except for you. I like you~.

There’s not enough Armored Dragon (Yang X Jaune X Pyrrha) in the world!

How about Pyrrha and Yang sneaking into the boy’s locker room to reward Jaune for making progress in the gym?

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Yang: *Plops down on her bed* Man, that was a great workout.

Pyrrha: *Doing some homework at her desk* That's good to hear. Has Jaune made any more progress?

Yang: He put up a pretty decent fight in our spar today, he's still not as good as anyone else on the team, but he's getting there.

Pyrrha: He is, and a lot faster than I would have expected. Maybe we should give him a reward?

Yang: Yeah, that's a good idea. Maybe we can go see a movie together or something.

Pyrrha: That's... Not really what I had in mind?

Yang: *Rolls over towards Pyrrha* Oh, and what did you have in mind, P-Money?

Pyrrha: *Blushing*...

Yang: I'm guessing it's something we can all enjoy~?

Pyrrha: That's... one way to put it.

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The next day Jaune was heading out of the men's room shower after another workout session with his team. Having just finished his shower he was wearing nothing but a towel. Showing off his newly acquired muscles to anyone who would've been in the locker room.

Though, as he opened the door to his locker, he thought it was lucky that he managed to get in while the room was empty, or he thought it was empty.

Yang let out a whistle as Jaune jumped in surprise, he turned to her and found a towel was the only thing covering her "Yangs".

Yang: Lookin' good.

Jaune: Yang? What the heck are you doing in here?

Yang: It's not just me.

Jaune was just about to ask what Yang meant by that when Pyrrha wrapped her arms around Jaune's back. She ran her hands down his hard abs as she nuzzled into the back of his neck and he felt something, two things actually, firm press against his back.

Jaune: P-Pyrrha?

Yang: Don't forget about me Jaune~.

Yang said, before dropping her towel. Revealing wide hips and bouncy breasts that most of the male, and parts of the female, population would kill to see in person. With a smirk as confident as ever, Yang sauntered toward Jaune as Pyrrha dropped his towel.

Yang grabbed Jaune's hard cock as she kissed him, Pyrrha reaching around to rub him as well. Before they both pushed him down onto the nearby bench. He looked up at both of them, Yang cool and confident and Pyrrha blushing like mad.

Yang: Jaune~.

Pyrrha: You've b-been really good with your workout-ts lately.

Yang: So, we figured we'd give you a little reward~.

Jaune's cock throbbed as Yang said reward, and he wouldn't have to wait long to find out what that reward was as both girls got onto their knees on his left and right side. They both pressed their large breasts together, smothering his cock as the head poked out of it's soft prison.

Yang: You know-

Yang said, as she and Pyrrha began pushing Jaune's cock back and forward between their breasts.

Yang: -this was actually Pyrrha's idea. *Snickers* Who knew she could be so dirty?

Pyrrha: I Just want you to have a proper reward.

Jaune grunted as the two girls continued their "reward" for him. Gobs of precum began leaking from her cock before Yang took a lick of his tip as Pyrrha pushed his cock Yang's way. Pyrrha gave his head a kiss as his cock was pushed her way.

Soon the two girls stopped their rocking motion licked and sucked on Jaune's cock. Their breasts still rubbing together as the spit and precum made them wet and slippery. Only ever stopping momentarily to give each other a quick kiss, swapping bit of cum between them as Jaune grew closer and closer to orgasm.

Jaune's cock throbbed as Yang sucked on his head, the first shot of cum filling her mouth before she pulled away. The next shot covering Pyrrha's waiting face as Jaune unleashed everything he had on the two girl's faces and breasts.

After several very long and pleasurable seconds, Jaune looked back down at the girls. Yang opening her mouth to show him the load in her mouth before she swallowed it down, Pyrrha licking some cum off of Yang's breast.

If this was the reward he was going to get for working hard, then Jaune decided then and there that he was going to do whatever it took to get these tits wrapped around his cock as often as he could manage.

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Jaune: (Trapped in a cave)

Yang: (Blows a hole from outside)

Jaune: Oh my god! A-Are you... an angel?

Yang: Uh, no, dude. I'm just a regular huntress.

Jaune: Nonsense! You're lighting a way in the darkness, aren't you?

Yang: I mean, technically, yeah.

Jaune: And you're rescuing me from this darkness, right?

Yang: Kind of, yeah.

Jaune: And you blew up that cave wall with your angel superpowers, didn't you?

Yang: Uh, no, I just used my explosive dust-

Jaune: YOU'RE AN ANGEL!

something im noticing is the redditors are just commenting on everything via reblogs with reckless abandon. and its so funny bc thats how youre MEANT to use this fucking website but we've trained ourselves out of it somehow.

I feel like a fucking chimp raised in a lab let out into the wild and just doing shit without understanding wtf is going on because I was raised to click the button to get cookie

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look, that one's trying to upvote

Weiss: I just watched Jaune drink laundry detergent at Walmart. Bottle to lips. When he noticed me he said ‘I was going to buy it!’ I’m not worried about you buying it! What the fuck are you doing?!

Jaune: I beg to differ your honor. I used only high quality materials and it was crafted meticulously. To call it an ‘improvised’ explosive device is an insult.

Ruby: *from the crowd* For gods’ sake Jaune!

Emerald babysitting the twins for Weiss and Jaune, she adores them so much. Ansie has the loveliest golden corkscrew curls and Louis is a little lovebug who follows her around wanting to be hugged. Ansie is a smart kid, she's impressed by his brilliant brain soaking up all the things she teaches him. The kids don't want bedtime stories about dragons and kickass princesses, they want to know all about picking locks or being a gangster and fierce battles in the desert. She makes them pinky promise to say she read them the book Jaune picked out, a courageous young princess rescuing her people from a Wyvern and taming it.

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Emerald: okay kids. Today were gonna have a fun day with educational television and healthy snacks
Ansie and louis:...
Emerald: just kidding! Who want to learn blackmail!
Ansie and Louis: YEAAAH!
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Jaune: People sure are funny out here.

Ruby: What do you mean?

Jaune: Well, they like to make funny animal noises. Just earlier this afternoon, when I was on patrol, a woman moo'd at me. It was weird.

Weiss: A woman did WHAT?!

Fun Fact: Contrary to USA police, who are referred to as "pigs," Germany police are referred to as "die bullen" (the bulls).

My source is "D!RTY GERMAN" by Daniel Chaffey

Ruby: Now I know what you're thinking...

Jaune: What?

Ruby: This game we're playing is hard.

Jaune: Yes, and cheese is delicious.

Jaune: ...That's what I was thinking.

Ruby: ...

Ruby: NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING...

Ruby: "Did I put on socks today?"

Jaune: Actually, yes, I did. I'm looking at my feet right now.

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KnightFall

Jaune: Heh, Cinder you’re an Encyclopedia!
Cinder:
Jaune: AH.Because you always know so many thing, uhm...
Cinder:
Jaune, burying his face in his hands: GOD! WHAT WAS THAT DUMB LINE?! NOW SHE’LL THINK I'M STILL A PATHETIC IDIOT!
Cinder, biting her thumb while blushing with a smile and little hearts in her eyes: Good, He’s still a pathetic idiot...~

Jaune: (Dodges bullet, Grabs baddie) That's right, fucker! You think this is a slicker?! Some kinda rain poncho?!

Jaune: Nope! It's a normal woolen hoodie soaked in the blood of your asshole friends! (Slashes) Go fuck yourself.

Ruby: ...Jaune, he's a training dummy. Relax.

Dork Knight Pt.1

Blake: *Currently in her underwear due to not having time to change during the Grimm attack* Great! this is starting to look like something out of a Mistral Hentai!

?: BLAKE!

*Blake turned her head to see Jaune running toward him, completely suited up with Crocea Mors at the ready*

Blake: Jaune!? What are you doing here?

Jaune: Coming to help a friend who's half-naked and fighting! Girl, whatcha doing out here with all this booty?

Blake: *Annoyed* Are you gonna help me or not!?

Ruby: Um, can I have my character be a normal girl, and not a demigod warrior prodigy?

Jaune: Ruby, it's Grimm & Grottos. The only limit is your imagination...

Ruby: Wow...

Jaune: Or, in my case, your parents thinking it's Salemic.