Jaune: If you had to choose your last words before you die, what would they be?
Sun: “God Damnit!”
Nora: they say in desperate times the best way to survive is to drink your own urine
Jaune: nora: there's an Arby's right there
Nora: DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE!?
Jaune: set the recorded clear I respect all women. *kicks cinder down the stairs*
Jaune: except for her.
Nora: *rubbing a block of cheese on jaune's abs*
Ren: Nora? What are you doing?
Nora: getting cheese for my spaghetti
Ren:...
Jaune: I just could not stop her
Jaune: who's on second?
Yang: no. Who's on first, what's on second
Jaune: that's what I'm asking. Who's on first?
Yang: yes.
Jaune: yes what?
Yang: no what's on second. Who is on first
Jaune: You want my advice for dating?
Oscar: I don’t know. Do I?
Jaune: Just listen to love songs and imagine singing them to her.
Oscar: When do I get the girl?
Jaune: Get the girl? This is MY dating advice. You will never get the girl ever by following it.
Anonymous asked:
I imagine Jaune's resistance to Cinder attempts at seduction or corruption, is just as much affected by his Deity, as much as his inability to read the sexual tension in the air and make it romantic instead.
Cinder: "So, we're all alone, the party is drunk, passed out or otherwise occupied..."
'gagging and tying up Neo has worked out well for me!'
"How about we have some fun, just the two of us~!"
Jaune: "You have really pretty eyes, you know that?!"
Cinder: "huh..."
Jaune: "Sorry if that came out of nowhere, but they're like shimmering drops of Amber, clear but with a gold shine you can almost look through!"
Cinder: "O-oh, y-you think so, that's really nice of you to say!"
'Bitch, what is wrong with me, why am I blushing!!!'
Aw sweet!
Jaune: If you're ugly you're ugly. Ain't no such thing as inner beauty.
Jaune: You don't see Weiss and Ruby walking around saying they got inner height.
Anonymous asked:
Jaune is definitely a farm boy or at least a rural country folk
Oh yes this is entirely my thinking on his background
Boy has farm boy energy
I mean, this is his big sister who looks like she could toss a hay bale over her head with the greatest of ease
I like the idea of Jaune and Oscar bonding over farm talk!
I love the idea of ren, Nora, and pyrrha catching jaune dancing
Anonymous asked:
More yang and jaune besties content please or blake and pyrrha bestie stuff because it's so rare to find friendship content of the two
Yang & Jaune: (crawling around on their hands and knees as they play horsey with their toddlers)
Toddlers: (covered in pillows with fake cardboard armor covering the padded protection, and adorning bucket helmets with broomstick handles as they play joust)
Blake: (nursing the baby) Who's idea was this again?
Pyrrha: (bottle feeding the baby) The kids.
Toddlers: Giddyup!
Yang & Jaune: ("gallop" towards each other)
Toddlers: (knock each other off and fall to the ground)
Jaune: Are you okay, Buddy?
Yang: You good, Cub?
Cubby: (bounces to her feet) Again!!!
Buddy: (tears in eyes but isn't about to get upstaged by Cubby) A-Again!!!
Yang & Jaune: (glance at each other) You sure?
Toddlers: Yeah!
Yang & Jaune: Alright, if you're sure.
Blake & Pyrrha: (watching as the toddlers mount up again)
Pyrrha: This is good for Buddy. He has five sisters and they all beat him up. As horrible as it sounds, it's nice to see him getting some tougher skin.
headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,
ironmanstan
antman:
villain: what you gonna do huh? steal my picnic food? lmao lemme get the magnifying glass
spiderman:
villain:
villain: ill just turn myself in,
cassanddeanareinloveokay
Um actually,
ironmanstan
it was bold of me to assume he wouldnt actually do this in canon,
garf :3 💜💙
the full strip
That makes it WORSE
rowantheexplorer
They’re also shooting for 100% renewable plastic sources by 2030! All of the soft plant/leaf elements in sets right now and going forward are made out of bioplastic made from sugarcane, and they’re working on getting the regular hard plastic bricks out of that, too.
They’ve done it, actually! The full bricks are in the prototype stage now, and are expected to be 100% biodegradable without the need for a commercial compost facility. It’s very cool. Right now they’re testing the durability and playability of the bricks and seeing what needs to be revised/reworked on their final model.
apurplefriend
So its that easy huh
Of course it is
Actually, this isn’t “easy” and is huge news. You see, Lego is absolutely meticulous about their quality control. Their standards for manufacturing are stupidly high, as are their safety requirements. You know that distinctive “click” when you pop two Lego bricks apart? They engineered that. That sound is so distinctive that it can be used to tell genuine Lego bricks from counterfeits and it’s a sound that would be based on shape and material.
Furthermore, one of the hard requirements for a Lego brick is that it must be compatible with any other Lego brick. If I buy a set today and pull a set from the 1980s? Those bricks would fit together perfectly. This requires a huge amount of precision engineering and controls on manufacturing quality. (I can’t remember the source, but I’ve at least heard that once the brick molds wear to a certain point, they’re pulled from the line and either melted down or turned into construction material for Lego HQ. Point being, no one is getting their hands on a worn Lego mold)
Recycled and non-petroleum plastics are different from other plastic. The chemistry is different. The timing and process to use them is different. This has been a reason why more companies haven’t moved to them, because there’s a drop in quality for material (so they claim).
What Lego just did is completely obliterate that argument. The corporation with some of the strictest quality control requirements for plastic just kicked the basic foundation of the “bad quality” argument out from under it, because if they feel confident enough to guarantee the same experience as using a brick from over 40 years ago, if they are confident enough that they can meet their own metrics at a huge industrial scale….
Nobody else has any excuse.