I love the tumblr app. The way it just [clenches fist] [app crashes]

this girl was sent by the lord above to save humankind

ok but think about how many more college tuitions could be paid off with the amount of money spent by Coca Cola, Apple, Geico, Sony, Toyota, Disney, Verizon, L'Oreal, AT&T, Dove etc on advertisement, and realise that singling out minion advertisement simply because it is an Internet trend to hate minions is pretty silly. I love her but if you’re going to address the exorbitant amounts of money put into marketing today, address all of it. Don’t just call out the parts that are trendy to call out.

minion loving fuck

boom

Holy shit turn on the audio

PLEASE TURN ON THE AUDIO

I will reblog this every time I see it because literally every time I cannot handle it

i cant….

Stay in school, kids, and pay attention in health/anatomy class.

ME AS A GHOST

I am very tired and I want to be held by someone who loves me

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

it was thirst at first sight

shoutout to all my transgender followers you are all beautiful and exceptionally wonderful thank you for being you

I’ve had religious people knock on my door encouraging me to be religious, but never have I had a homosexual knock on my door to encourage me to be homosexual.

Knock knock

who’s there

It’s me. Queer up

if this isn’t me

u ever eat a waffle or something too fast and then feel like ur chest is imploding on itself

but the real question is

am i someone’s senpai

#you’ll never know cause you never notice them

i wanna go star gazing with you but it’d be pointless because i’d end up staring at you the entire time

“____ made a post containing *something I blacklisted*”

Me: *opens it anyway bc im dumb*

Me: *sees exactly what i didnt wanna see*

Me:

Fiona Apple in the Nov ‘97 issue of Spin magazine