Prima o poi l’interesse finisce e ne inizia un altro. Non fatevi desiderare troppo, che la vita è breve e le persone sono tante.

when will it be my turn for a millionaire to take pity on my poor ass and fall head over heels in love with me so I don’t have to work 40 hours a week any longer

Tip: You can replace therapy with fifteen hour of unrealistic romantic fantasies daily. But watch out.

I dropped my phone in the shower and the water opened up instagram and changed my fucking PRONOUNS?????

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when you start reading again and it's like oh. oh . the sun actually does still shine.

Me: *has praise kink*

Also me: *rejects every compliment, or outright denies them*

a detailed list of things I hate:

THE BANANAS ARE GAY

THESE BANANAS

THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY

BELATED HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE

STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.

If 2 barbies don’t scissor in the movie it’s not realistic

there's just nothing that beats being at home. the world will try to convince me i should be doing more and it's like yeah but im at home

like if youre at home right now just take a minute to be like UGH yes im at home 

every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item

Thanks random Catania citizen