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for today's news, consummate crybaby loser Elon Musk repeatedly forced a verification checkmark on renowned twitter user dril, after dril made a series of tweets making fun of twitter blue subscribers and promoting the #blocktheblue hashtag.
dril was never verified, even before the verification system update. elon's use of applying the verified status on dril is explicitly a punishment and attempted mockery from the viewpoint of somebody with over one hundred billion dollars to his name.
also, forcing somebody to apparently endorse a product or service you are selling against their will is illegal.
And then Dril tweeted about Elon Musk hanging out with Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein, and suddenly Elon decided Dril didn't need the blue checkmark anymore.
i cannot stress enough that he's talking about his best friend's mom's tits
ive devised a new spell that turns the haters into dickriders - its called time
Guy who’s only seen beauty in the mundane looking at any object: getting a lot of beauty and wonder vibes from this…
You have options. I promise you, you have options. Even if you blow up your whole life, change your name and train hop half way across the country- you still have options. So long as you are alive you have choices and chances. If you can’t see them, ask someone else. Ask a stranger or someone who loves you. Anyone not in your situation will have different a perspective. Stay safe and stay alive.
i'm always in some screenshot of tags. i'm there. if you need me to be in some tags.
interviewer: ok but what are your qualifications. other than... that.
By September, Tumblr will have entirely gotten rid of the profile and search buttons on mobile, so the only way to get to your account will be waiting for someone on your dash to reblog one of your posts, or making a new post and refreshing your dash as quickly as possible
sorry if i’m incredibly good and adept at things. i was invented years ago by a loving god
the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven
do you think it’s weird if a 23 year old tries to get with a 21 year old? would there be a power dynamic?
hold on let me consult my scrying glass
it says you both have to kill yourselves
Why did I stop smoking regularly?
Well for starters I still have no idea why I made this sketch of my capy as a Mormon Evangelical.
















