ram rice is totally (il)legitimate

theres not enough vending machines that sell drinks that give you stat boosts

wheres your whimsy. wheres your fucking whimsy

acid reflux is caused by evil spirits trying to deprive you of energy by making it painful to consume essential foods such as burger and coca cola. you must push through the pain or you'll never be strong enough to defeat them

the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

I understand old men sitting on porches staring at an empty field more now than ever.

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

lmao get loved loser

get absolutely fucking treasured

hey girls i'm going into a dark room to do some silent screaming does anyone wanna come with

animal crossing looking ass

sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013

Everyone the first 3 episodes, for some reason:

ed’s crew: fighting for their lives, sawing off izzy’s leg

stede’s crew:

It's finally happening and I'm not fucking ready

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

The bulk sale of mechanical pencils is what’s wrong with this country…. To encourage the quick disposal of this elegant device that was originally conceived to be refillable and modular…. Trying desperately to recreate the ecstasy of a bouquet of freshly sharpened wooden pencils… we should each be given one mechanical pencil at birth and only given a new one if there is a fire

i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die. As is my right

You don't understand i have to make weird noises about it or it will mentally destroy me