Rambling Pilgrim

the woman dies.

Grassland's   - Carla Vize-Martin

British , b. 1970 -

Acrylic on board , 18 x 18 in.

my sister just walked in and asked me if they’ve added G K Chesterton to fortnite yet

This guy always takes his chocolate art to the next level!!... Omg!!

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You can’t make wood out of chocolate!!

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You can’t make giant matches look that tasty!!!

An ode to my weird recurring dream in which an unnaturally tall wave towers over me.

For every claim about Pagan survivals in European / North American folk traditions and holidays, it's important to remember that there are at least three layers of cruft on top:

6. Some bullshit Dan Brown made up

critical levels of Turkish delight consumption achieved

Edmund Pevensie posting

No but literally there was actual Turkish delight

These are all equally the most correct response really

(dinosaur is only in bold because that's what I was actually searching for *originally)

this perfectly encapsulates the online experience

Ribcage is a hell of a word. Like yeah my bones trapped my heart inside my chest if u even care. I don’t know if it wants out

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

1) Vaping is confirmed to cause cancer. Vaping coats the lungs with toxic substances, such as heavy metals and benzene, which are known to cause cancer

2) Many vapes contain diacetyl, which, when inhaled causes popcorn lung, or scarring of the lung

3) Ultrafine particles, when being inhaled, can be lodged in the trachea (not good!)

4) Ultrafine particles can also constrict the arteries in the lungs potentially causing A HEART ATTACK

5) Vaping is relatively new. Not much studies have been done in comparison to tobacco. Plus, the vaping companies are powerful people. There is a large chance that they are purposely downplaying and even burying any evidence that vaping is harmful - just like the tobacco companies before them. They do not care about you, or your health, or the truth. They only care for money

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

It’s such an issue that the MTA had to run a campaign about it

yeah okay ill reblog that

Truth emerging from the dirt to shame mankind

i have no idea what hes saying but i know hes bothering that thang

HEHEHEHEHE CUTE

i like that mando knows many languages and is respectful to other people but also he does kill people for money. he has a strong moral compass but no one really knows where its pointing

cartoon baby birds: basically just small adult birds except fluffier. adorable, snuggly, warm

real baby birds:

He is PERFECT don’t you dare be mean to him

Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

I threw my short, blonde hair into a messy bun before putting on my cowboy boots. I stared at my big blue orbs in the mirror and sighed. I'm nothing like the other step-dads in town. I'm different. I like to mow the grass.

"Stupid man!" I heard my stepdaughter yell, and I quickly hurried down the stairs to see my wife and stepdaughter standing there, arms crossed.

"What's going on?" I asked.

"We need money for concert tickets, so we're selling you." My wife roared.

I felt tears flow down my rosy red cheeks as I held my Horse Monthly magazine to my chest.

"Howdy honey!" Someone's voice drawled from behind me. I turned around

"Dolly Parton!?" I gasped.