I think we should kill every judge in the Supreme Court
idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope
SCOTUS is on the shittiest roll this week. Affirmative Action gone, you can reserve the right to refuse service to us dirty queers, and for some goddamn reason student loan forgiveness is "unconstitutional"
Anonymous asked:
You have abs???? I imagined you would have a frail ass wizard build
I'm built like if Hot Topic sold scarecrows you could fuck. I'm built like a washed up pop punk lead singer. I'm built like delinquent-coded female best friend from an early 2000s comedy. I'm built like rapid onset twink necrosis.
BIG fucking mood
they seem to not like it when we doubt their credibility so i think the best thing to do now is further trash the reputation of an illegitimate SCOTUS. time to keep crossing that line. attending law school doesn’t mean you can’t have a shit take on something
remember in sonic x when topaz on screen took rouge on a date, have her a gemed ring and then fell on the floor sobbing when they’d never see each other again like they really did that
like holy shit guys you didn’t have to go this hard but damn ya’ll did
Wait… is that this character that handcuffed Rogue and so she said “so you’re into BDSM, huh?” in that one screencap??? That wasn’t a joke but actually in-universe flirting???
Rouge off the shits
Im sorry but the mental image of someone's packer falling out of their pant leg is so funny to me. Hey king uh you dropped your dick
Imagine me dropping my dick and the having to look for it on all 4s like Velma searching for her glasses at the club
Joke's on you all my posts are flops. You'll never get me
Uh oh.
your brain is filled with eyes op
your posts are flops huh?? you know what else flops?? a dick to the ground
europeans have types of racism i didn't even know existed
you can drive for two hours in europe and pass through 17 different types of racism
“American ideas of race don’t apply in Europe” true! Very true! Y’all have race divisions like shrimp colors.
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Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) dir. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise
Palpatine looks like an evil Colin Mochrie
but why would you hide this in the tags though
had a surreal experience at work this morning. i was the only person on the floor when we opened and a customer came over and was like "do you mind if i ask you for help with something?" and when i jokingly said "i don't think you have much of a choice to be honest" he replied "we always have a choice" and then we both just stood there opposite each other like rival wizards of light and dark for several moments.
it literally felt like this
