i never know how explicit to make the sex scenes in my books. do i placate the ppl who think that saying the word ‘cock’ is basically porn or do i write for my fellow degenerates who want all the horny details

*taps sign*

u know what ur so right

This is still one of my most favorite things, not just with the AI, but in general, in the whole series; every Church ever is so bad at doing Emotions but in a Nice Way, and Epsilon knows he screwed up with his friends, so he's asking for help on how to fix it. He's having a whole discussion about it, and I can only imagine Delta possibly giving him a break-down of how things went wrong before, different options and alternate decisions, and then Theta simply saying "Just say you're sorry". It isn't empty advice either, because he KNOWS he's sorry, he just has no experience putting the action of honest apology into effect. Delta tries making him a percentage chart of how often a sincere apology helps things move forward, but Epsilon is still stuck on how he wouldn't need to apologize if he just hadn't messed up BEFORE, so he's mad that he feels guilty, and embarrassed that he's not BETTER, and Theta is still just very kindly reminding him to say SORRY

Telesto and telesto

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

TODAY

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

“and they called it puppy love.”

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frank & jules before the fog because i’m hyperfixating :,)

no no no no. you're listening to the song but are you actually HEARING the song.

he's literally saying that if your wings can't reach heaven HE WILL LITERALLY BRING IT DOWN TO YOU.

he doesn't belong in heaven, isn't trying to reach it even, but he wants YOU TO MAKE IT THERE BECAUSE YOU ARE HEAVENLY TO HIM.

;___: rip my mfing heart out.

Yes, Ao3 is down because of a cybersecurity attack.

Yes, the group is claiming to be Sudanese Muslims (Sudan Anonymous). No, this is not true.

This group has been identified as a Russian hacker group intent on sowing dissent between the world under the guise of “strengthening Middle East relations”. They targeted Ao3 because of its pro-LGBTQIA+ stories. Again, they are Russians sowing anger.

Do NOT be Islamophobic. Do NOT use this as an opportunity to whine about how you didn’t have time to finish reading a fic.

Ao3 is run by volunteers who are currently under siege by Russian hackers. Take this time to step back from the site, appreciate their work, write your own fics, or read a physical book.

If I see ANY Islamophobic rhetoric by any of my followers, I will pop your dumbass into my shit list and block you into the high heavens.

Come on [tumblr] where’s my Mars Bear fanart?

Desmond

DESMOND THE MOON BEAR

ignoring the implications of retcons the idea of epsilon just imagining really cool scenarios for his friends to go through for no reason other than the fact that they’re cool is really funny

I have no idea what's gonna go on in this entire season, but so far my thoughts-

-Total back-pedalling retcon, nothing we saw after 13 "really happened" (boo), and this season will have an entirely different outcome

-Epsilon is running so many potential simulations, he accidentally "predicted" various things that DO happen (all previous seasons are still canon), the joke will be him reuniting with everybody and saying "Wait, really? All THAT happened? But that was the least likely outcome!"

-Epsilon running these simulations during the final fight for Chorus is part of a deception; some new group, or possibly somebody with a connection to Hargove, has contained the deconstructed data of Epsilon, and is trapping him in a loop of that last moment, using him to run predictions on what the Reds and Blues will do next, and ALSO trying to figure out how to make new AI Fragments out of him ("bringing back the Alpha" is a hint, and the fact that the other Fragments look different; his own memories are "off", because he's being fed false info)

-The first chunk of the plot is Epsilon running through simulations of old memories, and ALSO inserting himself into random predictions, because he's trying to find some sort of "clue" that will save the AI Fragments, potentially restoring them. Each of these predictions seems to retcon things, but then it turns out to just be Epsilon making self-insert fan-fiction... and also making really cool scenarios with his friends, because that's fun~

is this orange or yellow.

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

hey op, what does this say?

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

Am I tripping?

Is that not 71?

You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.

world heritage post

It’s orange

it’s literally 71

Bestie it’s 74

Y’all it clearly fucking says 21

where are you getting that from?

Babes it’s 81 what r yall seeing

its 74 bestie you might be colorblind

That 81 person can see shrimp colors

I took exactly the same image, increased the saturation, and shifted it to a part of the spectrum most people can see better.

For all your no-YOU-have-the-weird-color-vision argument-solving needs.

Also, the car is orange.

Water guns at the ready

rvb fans how we feeling

Y’all. I took a “which sleep token song are you” and the results… like it’s not wrong but damn, I’ve been read like your favorite magazine.

Apparently I am a part of those 8% that got this one

I mean I do say that I will bite lovingly or affectionately. But I can safely assure I am in a good relationship of 3

I love this so much oml

Me whenever I go into a tag on Ao3 and run into a bunch of Spardacest:

You can't spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

The secret sauce to rvb, like what makes it so dense in plastic blorbos, is that they would all drink antifreeze

donut comes into the kitchen like "why is grif allowed to have the drinks in the garage" and grif is like fucking snitch and simmons is like what drinks in the garage and donuts like "the green one by the motor oil! (sarge woiuld hide the blue one if they had that one) and simmons is like YOUVE BEEN DRINKING THE ANTIFREEZE I NEED THAT YOU ASSHOLES . sarge has been drinking the antifreeze 1) he likes the blue drink and no one can know and 2) he wants his blood to be unfreezable. lopez is pissed bc everyone is poisoning themselves with something that isnt fucking for them. caboose poisons tucker with jello and now tucker won't eat anything he makes but caboose still eats it. also hes like ohhhh yummy drink caboose drinks gasoline he loves drink okay. kai makes jello shots and mixed drinks with it as a sweetener. church and tex are robots and have an excuse. I don't know if tanks need antifreeze.

doc drinks it as like an alt sugar. or as one of those insane home remedies. these bitches r all so stupid god bless. I do concede that Wash would not drink antifreeze and thus doesnt fit but he's still fucking fantastic and wraps this all up by giving them a guy who goes OH MY GOD, YOU WERE DRINKING FUCKING ANTIFREEZE?

THE ultimate character building question is LITERALLY "what would it take to make them drink antifreeze"

#wash is extremely blorbo because in a land of antifreeze drinkers he refuses to drink antifreeze#guy who is insane by being more sane than everyone else#do you think carolina drinks antifreeze too. i bet maine did#maine and doc having an antifreeze tea party while wash looks at them like they're freaks and they look at him like he's the freak here

Carolina would adamantly refuse to drink it... until she found out Tex did. Now she has a record to break

Ok everyone drinking antifreeze is understandable. Wash and Lopez being the rational ones and knowing THAT SHIT IS POISONOUS for humans is also a no brainier. But...

LINA AND DOC

YOU TWO SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAT SHIT CAN KILL YOU

unstoppable

primal urge to just

PLEASE I NEED A PAIR OF THESE BITCHES SO BAD I TOO WANT ZOOMIES AND TO GO ABSOLUTELY BALLISTIC AT LATE HOURS OF THE NIGHT