“I actually got the J&J” 🤣

This is the content I get on tumblr for

@fluent-in-lesbianism how could you leave this in the tags

me: *says lmao*

me: *ass is still attached* 

This could literally be an Onion article

Spending a nice 5 minutes in the Despair Pod before a union-busting robot physically pulls me out

unionising employees get sent to the mindfulness booth to atone for their sins

checked it out and uh

‘small room’ is generous, motherboard 

THATS. THE SIZE OF MY SHOWER OH MY GOD

“I actually got the J&J” 🤣

This is the content I get on tumblr for

@fluent-in-lesbianism how could you leave this in the tags

This could literally be an Onion article

Spending a nice 5 minutes in the Despair Pod before a union-busting robot physically pulls me out

unionising employees get sent to the mindfulness booth to atone for their sins

checked it out and uh

‘small room’ is generous, motherboard 

THATS. THE SIZE OF MY SHOWER OH MY GOD

hey does anyone wanna talk right now?

i don’t care what about i just don’t want to be alone right now

Iconic

someone’s not having a good Kia Summer Sales Event

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

me logging on tumblr

Stepping out of the fracking office.

i love ignoring things….. people…. problems …. responsibilities……feelings…..

me: *goes to my nearest hospital* hello i would like to be put into a medically induced coma 

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap

I can’t believe 2021 is in 3 months

Ah! a mother