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Back again on Humans are Space Orcs bullshit *does a kickflip*

Humans will pack bond with Anything. Even random objects (a Roomba for example) and I can't help but imagine Mammon chilling with his crows and MC just coming out with a bowl of snacks for the birds, a new morning ritual of theirs. Has a full out conversation with the birds and pets their little heads, earning paper clips, buttons and coins in return from their feathered friends.

Belphie giving MC a plushie/stuffie since he's not the best with words and Lucifer spots MC walking to class with the stuffed friend peeking out of their backpack because they don't want their buddy to be lonely at the house.

MC crying cuz their favorite jacket's sleeve got torn and Satan is trying to calm them down and promises to sew it back together.

Also yes this also applies to an autistic MC so don't clown on this post.

this is the teaser image and actual title of an upcoming horror movie, by a director who thinks cgi is overused and too fake looking already so it’s probably going to be pretty funny

This went from “funny meta joke” to actually top tier monster concept the moment I just learned that the gator is canonically made of bad cgi in-universe. It is created when laptops get dumped in the swamp. The characters will recognize that it is a CGI entity and it will presumably have powers and abilities in accordance with that.

begging people to realize that "androgynous" is not code for "somewhere on the soft butch to elven twink continuum"

androgyny can & does mean big tits and huge beards and thick dark body hair and cock bulge and fat rolls and dark skin btw and i am soooo sick and tired of people talking about "androgyny" when they only mean a specific form of androgyny that prioritizes the least amount of visible sex characteristics possible alongside "ethereal" whiteness and thinness stop defining androgyny by lack im gonna go insane

idk who out there needs to hear this but androgynous does not just mean "not obviously male or female," it also means "a combination of masculine and feminine traits." why do y'all think AndroGynous means "gender neutral." hello. hello.

What’s something that gives your anxiety?

Making Phone calls

people

socializing

going into a public place

talking to someone i don’t know

going to a party for my parents’ friend

STANDING IN THE CHECKOUT LINE AT TARGET WHILE MY MOTHER IS GRABBING THE MILK

walking to the bus stop after leaving a little later than usual and worrying i’m gonna miss the bus

something unplanned being added into my schedule

having to order first when i’m in a group (even if i already know what i want)

Walking to school

riding a bike

being in a moving car

I think Zork's name really is Zork but I am not sure if it's funnier if in-universe 1) game is a coincidence, 2) one of the guys working on the adventure game was knowingly or unknowingly tapped into the darkest forces of the universe, 3) the game does not exist in the ygoverse owing to some butterfly effect stemming from having a different ancient Egypt, or 4) he wasn't named Zork until 1977 when he heard about the game and decided he liked it :)

this is from a "manipulation advice" video and it's just so fucking funny to me. why didn't I think of responding to insults like this

If step 1, "Are you okay?" doesn't work, you need to follow up with step 2:

BUSTER WOLF

please no one disturb me I am doing important research on wikipedia dot com today

I see I've released a new word into the tumblr ecosystem, glad we're all being totally normal about it <3

and I am sooo sorry, it is wikipedia dot org actually

They didn’t make it

I love how Tumblr makes its own brand of jokes.

Pov: your supervisor and your boss's grandson turn up while you were lazing about in your apartment.

Also Kalego looks like the gloomy dad with his son at a parents evening that neither of them want to be at.

I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing.  There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, it’s not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it.  If a government gives a thing to you like utilities, its still not free because they take it from somewhere else, like in taxes.  

my friend visiting my house: hey i’m thirsty can i get a glass of water

me:

Nestle isn’t gonna fuck you

Also water IS a human right, it’s classified as one by the UN the only country that really disagrees with this is the United States

If I buy a loaf of bread, and then decide to make a sandwich for my friend from some of it, is this STEALING? Is my friend STEALING the bread I already PAID for in full? Is the bread seller entitled to receive compensation because I, the person who PAID ALREADY the full value of the bread they sell, decided to give away a portion of it (a portion from an already PAID FOR product).

When people say that capitalism rots your brain they aren’t kidding - this is literally a disease, one of the mind and soul, and it’s contagious, and it’s deadly… Luckily there is a cure:

to add wood to the fire, it should also be pointed out - her mother wasn’t stealing that water - she was paying for it. Because there’s a meter that reads how much water your household uses and the water company then charges you accordingly. She was -paying- for the water she was giving to the neighbor. And still got shut down. Because this wasn’t about what was right and it wasn’t even about what was fair or fair trade - it was about punishment.

the very evil teachers up to do some heart breaking

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Can we appreciate the dedication of Sullivan and Opera to ruin the day off of the staff?

Iruma must have been super embarrassed first because he never asked to visit the teachers dorm and to bother them. He just said “whoa it seems awesome" 

And both Opera and Sullivan decided "yes let’s offer a visit of the dorm to Iruma without any consideration for the teachers and what they think about it”

Like…goodbye Kalego’s day off, so bye bye teachers day off.

I mean i can’t blame Kalego to be super mad. But i love that the teachers (Dali, Kalego and all the others) doesn’t show any agacement toward Iruma. They go along with his presence and are cool with him. We see Iruma becoming more happy and curious when he sees that the teachers are cool with his presence. Like if he thought “ha they are not angry, i can enjoy the visit then!’

Dali knows how look scary, right?

Dantalion Dali

He has never be angry in the anime for now

but in the manga, we SEE him angry in the heartbreaker Arc