robot yaoi and robot yuri forever
Steam rises at Sunrise from the Lethabo Power Station a coal-fired power plant near Sasolburg, South Africa image credit: Siphiwe Sibeko/Reuters
Joe Biden wants to replace the US dollar with “sniffcoins”
mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP
Karkalicious: definition, makes Terezi loco She wants to know the secrets that she can’t taste in my photo Dyin’ just to know the flavor I ain’t doin’ her no favors No reasons why I tease Her flush just comes and goes like seasons (Four, three, two, Fuck you)
I adore trans harry headcanons so much but I have to wonder. did he forget what being transgender is in these hcs. does he think EVERY guy has a pussy. or is he post-phallo/meta & has utterly no idea he is not cis. there is untapped potential here I feel
ENCYLOPEDIA - Most men have two testicles, you are male so you likely also have two testicles.
HALF LIGHT - You should check, just to be sure.
- Openly check how many balls you have
- [INTERFACING - Formidable] - Subtly check how many balls you have
- "Hey Kim, do I seem like a guy that would have two perfectly average testicles?"
- No. I'm normal. (discard thought)
[INTERFACING - Success] - You pad around for a bit while no one is looking and... nothing. You are completely flat down there. You have no balls.
DRAMA - He speaks truly, sire. You have no balls to speak of.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Holy shit. What the Fuck.
LOGIC - Don't freak out, there must be a logical explanation for this.
- [LOGIC - Impossible] - Come up with an explanation
- "KIM WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY BALLS"
- Break down crying
[LOGIC - Failure] - You have been neutered.
lost his dick AND balls, can't believe it...
Funny to me to think about the whole "oh you say you don't like <insert website> but you'll gladly reblog content FROM <insert website>" as like... trade exports between nations that all a little bit don't like each other.
"Come try these grapes. They're from Tiktok." "OH Tiktok? Wonderful. They grow the best grapes. We just don't have the right terrain for them here." "I agree. Lovely grapes. Wretched country though, I'd never live there." "Oh me neither. They cancel their peasants in the town square. Speaking of, have you seen the new textiles boypussydilf is selling in the town square? Imported from Instagram!" "Oh amazing textiles, Instagram has. Wretched country though." "Absolutely wretched."
robots posting memes like "metal rusts and algorithms are flawed, i'm gonna become a pristine meat creature that can grow and heal" and when reminded that disease & death exist they're like "no i would be the epic flawless organic lifeform that i just imagined"
girls love combining medications. you love combining medications
