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your hot liver

@raisedbyhyenas / raisedbyhyenas.tumblr.com

theo's bad blog. don't follow me if you're not 18+, thanks.

*me flirting* hahaha yeah you're kinda hot lol like really hot lol oh that weird freak out I had on Tumblr last night? hahaha don't worry about that I'm totally normal brained and fuckable hahaha yeah

anyway the way people talk about female writers is so sickening. tbh i think mitski (or i think it was her) put it well when discussing the sadgirl artist. but why do we create this mythology around female writers that makes them out to be all passion and instinct and no craft? why is everything they do autobiographical? mentally ill women can also have craft and can also write willfully and with precision. we do it every day

Home is a People - 2021

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This series is part of my BFA thesis, focusing on the mundane and 'boring' parts of transmasculine life. I love these boys! If you attended NCECA this year, you may have gotten a peek at my bathroom t-shot fellas.

"My Heart is a Chainsaw" by Stephen Graham Jones is good

bonus: I'm listening to it as an audiobook so I get the deep pleasure of getting to yelp and grimace through it while the extremely icky descriptions happen to me <3

Our beautiful home

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after a long day of doing laundry for the entire neighborhood, i walk into my kitchen and cook an amazing gourmet feast, which i then eat entirely while crouched in the corner set aside for dining. afterwards, i tuck my son into solitary confinement before making the long trek down the master bedroom hallway to bed, where i settle in with my wife who just finished bathing in our second bathroom's indoor swimming pool

I've taken it upon myself to build and furnish this house, and keep the Floorplan @woolandflax as accurate as possible to the story by @reve-nant

The first few hours I spent putting up walls and furnishing each room. I made some attempts to make it look decent.

Large living room where the sofa is too far from the television, If you want to see you'd be better off standing.

Serpentine kitchen countertop, with gourmet cooking stands for the four-star meals you can't make without taking the gourmet cooking skill. [This room is basically what I think Masterchef looks like in my mind.]

Guest bedroom where you walk straight down a corridor to get to bed and when you fall asleep, Bob Pancake will be watching you drift to sleep. Don't mind the shadow by the corner of the room.

Master bedroom where you also walk down a corridor and get to watch your sleep demons reflected by the mirror. The master bathroom is right next door.

A second bathroom AKA master bathroom, with an indoor swimming pool where your wife just bathed in.

Of course, can't forget to tuck your son into solitary confinement where he can begin cultivating a healthy fear for the dark.

Played for a couple hours too long, so I decided to make a maze of sinks to reach the toilet and showers, etc. Don't mind the dark trek back to the door.

The small dining room smooshed next to the obscenely large kitchen. And my last favorite room.

The laundry room.

It still boggles my mind that I went to catholic school and my freshman year religion teacher (a nun) said “Everyone is made in Gods image, even gay people. It is a sin to be cruel to gay people.” And I was like omg okayyyy I love to hear it and not 30 seconds later “Except for bisexuals. They’re just pigs.” And I 😳

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Google Query: "best low-end compact Android phone for fucked up arthritic little hands in 2023"

Top Result: "Tech Truths (techlies.com) Best Small Phones of 2023 - 1 days ago - Our reviewers fucking loved the Samsung Galaxy Cookie Sheet, at 8"x13" and $1,800"

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if we all spent just six hours a day working on some kind of complex tapestry in contemplative silence nobody would have the problems they currently have

we would have entirely NEW problems. the tapestry discourse would be intense

i'm watching prozd's mom quiz him at korean and truly every korean mom takes such glee out of watching their children fail lmfao

his mom: this is so hard i didn't even know it

prozd: how am i supposed to know???

yeah that's the mood lmao