had a bad dream, woke up remembering that i am safe
New ship dynamic: Causing people to die and collecting their shoes solidarity
The fae in LB6 after they ask the Round Table if they can have their name, and the knights oblige
this is what i look like when i’m making all my horrible little posts on this blog btw
sometimes people ask why I block out names when roasting an opinion and I think fewer people would ask that if they clicked through a few popular posts and saw that the people who got clowned on are still receiving anon hate years down the line
for every opinion I hold lightly enough to joke about, there is someone whose entire life revolves around holding a much more intense and aggressive version of it. every time a post gets reblogged, the odds of that person not seeing it get closer to zero
Mf ain’t done nothing wrong, he’s just a silly goose
done his best
[Id: a picture of a very small pink pig with a slot in it. In the second image a single penny is sticking out if the slot, it is obvious that it cannot even fit all the way in. It is so small. I am crying.]
The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party
ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit's back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.
Two kinds of people
“hi, i’m an author and this is my american character, chair lightbulb. in american, ‘chair’ means to be in a position of leadership, while ‘lightbulb’ means intelligence. yeah it’s kind of an unusual name in american. she’s always been distant from her american heritage, but her parents wanted her name to honor the american language, while still being unique. don’t worry, she’s very embarrassed about her heritage and it will hardly ever come up.”
“she lives with her cousin, george washington backstreet boys oreo® dq blizzard® creme. he also doesn’t know a lot about his american culture. this is symbolic of how i also don’t know a lot about american culture.
This is still one of the greatest things ever made.
happy pride month
people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad
microbian
+ a secret, third thing
Do you have a list of fandoms you like?
Not on a bio or anything but if I had to based on memory
Fate, Pokemon, Homestuck, Urusei Yatsura, and uhhh others but I can’t remember
sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”
So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.
And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.