All You Need Is Love

man im sick of this shit can we just skip to the part where cis and trans is an outdated dichotomy that means nothing anymore and being any percent man or a woman is just for funsies

My biggest flex on 2012 I was so damn happy

Piece of media: The current system, which has large corporations creating a monopoly over resources and grinding up people for their labor to the point that they are dehumanized and seen as nothing but cogs in a machine to be used and abused until they are no longer useful, must be replaced with a system in which people are valued for their humanity, and not for their usefulness or lack thereof.

Conservative fans of said piece of media: It’s those damn smartphones isn’t it.

its spidering absolute monkey

Frozen Mocktail

1 serving

The movie Frozen is popular among all age groups   This is a tasty frozen drink for kids of all ages. It is great for celebrating any occasion.

Ingredient

½ cup blue Voltage Mountain Dew, chilled

¼ cup white grape juice, chilled

5-6 ice cubes finely chipped ice

Teal or blue sanding sugar for a garnish

White grape juice

Directions:

Dip the glass into a saucer or shallow dish with white grape juice which should wet the top of the glass. Then dip the glass into a saucer or shallow dish with the teal or blue sanding sugar or decorating sugar.

Fill a glass with chipped ice but if you don’t have any you can make your own. Add about 5-6 ice cubes to a food processor.  Pulse several times until the ice is finely chopped up.

Add the blue voltage mountain dew and white grape juice to the glass and stir. Serve immediately.

Serve to anyone not drinking alcoholic drinks like kids, pregnant women or designated drivers. This is a great drink to serve at birthday parties or any kind of gathering.

Note:

If you don’t have sanding sugar you can use decorating sugar. 

If you don’t have a food processor you can still chop the ice.  Cover your kitchen counter with a dish towel and put the ice cubes in a resealable plastic bag.  Hit the ice cubes with a rolling pin or meat tenderizer until the ice is chopped up.

How dare you bite me? I’ll hold you tight!

blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

anyway hi little online friends i care about you too 🍄

new look…new me…new horizons

the long awaited tank is here….Enjoy

Do adults realize they dont have to be young to identify as nonbinary

Like i see so many ppl say "if nonbinary had been a common thing when i was a teenager i probably would have identified as so" you can still identify as nonbinary?? There is no age limit! Nonbinary is a collection of genders and an identity that goes outside the gender binary. If you feel like u connect with that, boom ur nonbinary. You dont have to be 14 white and afab to do so.

yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

this pepper is way too small

can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him

because he’s a little chili

I know we all know that toph loves to cuss, but I just realized

She had an extremely sheltered upbringing, then when she snuck out to fight, she went to the Earth Kingdom version of WWE, which, if it’s like real world WWE, is family entertainment, and she never spent time backstage, she came she fought she left

I don’t think Toph knows any swear words

She learns to swear from team avatar and becomes all powerful.

I don’t think Sokka or Katara would know swears either; they grew up in a village consisting of them, Gram Gram, and a bunch of little kids and their moms

I don’t know if the airbenders taught aang swears or not but I know he’s not really the type to swear anyway

Zuko, on the other hand, spent about 3 years of his life as a young angry teenager surrounded by sailors

Zuko and Suki teach the Gaang to cuss— the Avatar spinoff.

Zuko when he joins Team Avatar

Toph’s REAL life-changing field trip

taking poison damage from wearing a thrift store sweater without washing it first

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

Breaking: TikTok is better bc it’s more hostile towards humanity

The lack of video content is what kept us here... I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.

Tumblr's not asking for my phone number. It's not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don't have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.

all i hear from that last paragraph is “id rather be spied on by an app and let it gather my personal information to be sold to the highest bidder who wants it to manipulate me into giving them money, than go through the “labor-intensive” process of clicking on a blog and deciding for myself if I liked it”

i don’t care if you hate tumblr but the total desensitization to having your privacy violated and the belief that making decisions for yourself about what content you want to see is too hard and so much work that you’d rather let an app — that was developed by people you don’t know and who you have no reason to trust — study you and everything you do so that it can make those choices for you about what you enjoy ….

like holy shit I wanna laugh but im actually just very concerned.

“lack of tumblr personalities” who’s gonna tell them about the cyber smith