Tired Child

I know this isn’t a serious show, but, this really spoke to me.

live fast die yung bad girls do it well

i will reblog this forever

you know someone’s awful when they have “discourse” in their url

hi im the final boss and im here to kill you

fuck

Just seeing photos of this, I feel lucky.

blessed image, rb for good luck when you need it most

“if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot”

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

teacher: how are you doing? me: *thinking about how sharks have survived 5 major extinctions that wiped out majority of life on earth* me: yeah

someone: you dont actually believe those conspiracies right :/

me:

get a man who can do both

This never gets old.

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

lana del rey: *singing sadly* i fuck old biker men and like riding motorcycles into the hot, 1970s desert. choke me like a can of coooke like the lines you did off my tittieeees

me, not relating but pretending like i do anyway:

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

I could win Americas next top model tbh

there’s an animal category?

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

Someone: I’d love to read some of your writing some time

Me, who never gets anything finished:

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner: