you jnow theres no proof that our teeth dont retract up into our gums every time we close our mouths
plo-k00n
I can lick em
you dont know what those are
me: *eats absolute trash all day but drinks a lot of water* me: being healthy is a lifestyle :)
Fighting “Follow Spam”
A quick update on one of our priorities right now: Getting rid of spammy followers.
We’ve recently made a lot of headway, including shutting down several large spam rings that were responsible for most of these spammy follows.
We’re always improving our algorithms to catch these annoying bots, but one of the best tools we have are your reports. If you ever catch someone spammy following you, you can use this icon to report them:
Not only will you stop that bot from bothering anyone else, you’ll help our team catch thousands of stupid bots just like it. (Easier reporting is coming soon to our mobile apps too.)
Thank you for your vigilance, Tumblr.
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Anonymous asked:
why do you have toulet paper on your wishlist lol
a bitch can’t take a shit ?
self care is drinking directly from a puddle in the taco bell drive thru
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No
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10 Ways to Break Your Own Heart
1. Let people invalidate or minimize how you feel. – If you feel something, you feel it and it’s real to you. No one else lives in your body, or sees life through your eyes. No one else has lived through your exact experiences. And so, no one else has the right to dictate or judge how you feel.
2. Regret every mistake you’ve ever made. – If you regret some of the decisions you’ve made in the past, stop being so hard on yourself. At that time, you did your best with the knowledge and experience you had. If you were to make these decisions with the wisdom you have now, you would choose differently. So give yourself a break.
3. Take your loved ones for granted. – Someday there will be someone you miss dearly. So be sure to appreciate every moment you get to spend with the people who matter to you.
4. Let your ego get the best of you. – Sometimes we choose to be wrong, not because we really are wrong, but because we value our relationship more than our pride.
5. Get involved in every petty argument that comes your way. – Being strong doesn’t mean you have to respond to rude remarks. Don’t retort by throwing insults back at them. Don’t bring yourself down to their level. That’s what they want. Keep your dignity.
6. Join the negativity committee. – The extent of your happiness depends on the quality of your thoughts. So be positive. Some of the best days of your life haven’t happened yet.
7. Rush love. – A good relationship is when two people accept each other’s past, support each other’s present, and love each other enough to encourage each other’s future. So don’t rush love. Find a partner who encourages you to grow, who won’t cling to you, who will let you go out into the world, and trust that you will come back. This is what true love is all about, and it’s always worth the wait.
8. Hold on to those who don’t want to stay. – If someone doesn’t show you the same love that you show them, and acts as if you are unimportant most of the time, this may be a big clue as to the fact that you don’t need them in your life either. The only people you truly need in your life are those who respect you and want you to be in theirs.
9. Ignore every bit of constructive criticism you receive. – The worst lies are the ones we tell ourselves. A true friend will always speak the truth, even if it hurts.
10. Give up on yourself. – Maneuvering through difficult times is a lot like driving through dense fog. You can’t always see where you’re going, you feel a little lost and you want to turn back. But breathe, focus on the road ahead, and keep moving forward.
Source: http://www.marcandangel.com/2012/10/17/10-ways-to-break-your-own-heart/ (Abridged)
a church held a lgbtq+ and ally “game night”, they had a flag so you know we had to take pictures 🙂
I’ve been asked for the longest why do I do what I do/what keeps me going. I feel like I’m ready to answer this for those who are concerned. I do what I do for that girl or boy who isolates themselves in their room because they feel like a burden to the world or that girl who can’t leave the mirror for hours because she’s self-conscious about how she looks before leaving the house. I do it for that boy or girl who paces back and forth, over and over past their closet trying to figure out how to dress so that they won’t get labeled in a specific category. I do it for those who cut because they’re so numb to themselves and the life around them that they have to slice their skin to remind themselves that they’re still here because that quick adrenaline/rush makes them feel more alive than actually being alive. I show my flaws, my highs and my lows to break the bar that society has created on us to think that we can’t fuck up, be vulnerable or even humble ourselves to becoming great. I want others to understand that all things in life do not happen over night - resolving family issues, your “come up”, making money, happiness, getting over a heartbreak/fall out, etc. I do it for that person who can’t socialize, not because they don’t want to but they feel like they can’t and every time they have something to say it feels like they’re at the top of a mountain and everyone else is so far on ground level that they feel voiceless. I do it for that person who feels like they’re drowning everyday, feels like they’re screaming inside a sound proof room and is trapped in their own mind. I do it for that one person who feels out of place in a room full of people, wants to be involved but doesn’t - the isolated and indecisive. I do it for that person who longed to have a relationship with their birth parent and has to convince themselves everyday that they are not the one to blame because of the lack of another’s effort to educate, nurture, discipline, love, etc. I do it for those who are still trying to find their purpose and still trying to finding a reason to live because they feel the world would be better off without them. I do it for that person who’s insecure over their smile, their height or just anything and everything that makes them…them. I do it for that golden soul that doesn’t know how golden they are and how much we need them here with us. I do it for that person who puts hate/anger in this world; just off the strength of them being so frustrated with their life, their situations, who they are. I want you to know that pain ends, you have every reason to be here and take the space in between where you’re at now in life and where you want to be as your own inspiration. i do it for these people because once, i was that person. You are not alone, you never were. I do it for you, me. I do it for us.
7 Steps to Happiness
1.Fear less, love more.
2. Frown less, smile more.
3. Talk less, listen more.
4. Judge less, accept more.
5. Complain less, appreciate more.
6. Speak less, do more.
7. Doubt less, trust more.