this is a poem

i couldn’t not draw this

the rat poem is too powerful that’s why they don’t talk about it

i’m “house phone” years old

i'm "computer room" years old

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

*sticks to you*

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

There’s no prerequisites to worthiness. You’re born worthy, and I think that’s a message a lot of women need to hear.

— VIOLA DAVIS

Oh, wyrm?

It was worth a shot

Maybe if I keep reblogging

feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here

What the fuck

She dry up my bone until it's drained of its vitality

Don't say tgat

Taking my white son to the CVS to pick up his Adderall prescription

pieces from my jjk halloween sticker sheet 

netflix in about two years once stranger things and henry cavill are gone

good

good

perhaps most importantly:

You just know you’re gonna get something golden from the New Brememtown Five up there.

meowth team rocket will go episodes forgetting he himself is a pokemon and his main hobby will be breaking the law, attempting to ruin a childs life, and generally being an asshole and thats cool but then hell curl up on a table to go to sleep and im like OHHH... HES A KITTY.. hes just a little cat. a little kitty cat meow meow meow. mrow

insanely cat moment

lemme just, put these here...

showing these pics to eachother like pokemon cards

So many people wouldn’t have asthma in the first place if it wasn’t for these corporations…Shifting blame from actual culprits to people with asthma (and people who can’t help but use plastic straws at that) is peak capitalism.

The unmitigated GAUL of TIME magazine to produce this is unbelievable.

THIS is eco-ableism.

The only time the bootlickers will speak about enviroment and of course it is the blame-shifting craven nonsense that outright pivotes into eco-fascism. -Admin

[Great dad joke! WEAR CLOSED-TOE SHOES IN THE LAB.]

@osha-official-the-sequel

No labcoat

No goggles

No closed toe shoes

Wearing shorts

Way too many chemicals out unnecessarily

But funny joke tho

So not only is it a dad joke it’s also not safe for work.