everyone say thanks to the four bears that gave you autism today
omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all
it's always "take off the amulet it's cursed" and "cast it into the flames before corrupts your soul" and never "woah cool amulet where did you get it" or "i like your amulet it looks nice on you"
I like the amulet, it's pretty.
i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months
This lack of notes is probably a big part of why TikTok seems to think they invented the meme.
They think WHAT?!
*coughing blood and covered in wounds, on one knee, gripping my sword planted on the ground… And yet, smiling* Heh… And yet, despite everything… *I start glowing with mysterious power* I stay silly!
whimper wahimper !! haughgh!! hwhimper!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me, seeing that today's episode is narrated by Seward: Why hello Dr. Daddy Issues! What human rights violations have you committed since last we heard from you, my little drop of chloral?
she tower on my babel till I ἐπιούσιον
ok but you just saved my ass 30 minutes of research by explaining the joke and now i can laugh at it sooner you didn't make it not funny you made it funny faster
Anonymous asked:
low poly raturday
well considering the linear nature of time and aging id love to hear the alternative
I love the term “loanwords” because it implies that you intend to give them back.
*dumps a box full of words on French’s front porch* You never came back for your shit.
Loanwords, loaned to the British Museum so
Would everyone like to know the best thing??? There are two types of borrowed word - loan words and calques. Loan words are words taken directly from the language i.e. tattoo, sushi, guillotine. Calques are words literally translated from the language before being borrowed i.e. beer garden, scapegoat, killer whale (incorrectly calqued, the original actually means whale killer which is a whole other post).
Did anyone notice the fun thing?
Loan word is a calque (German lehnwort lit. Loan+word) and calque is a loan word (French calque - tracing or imitation). Have a good day!
You post this without a video.
you POST this without.a.video
YOU POST THIS WITHOUT A VIDEO
@that-house this has your vibes
Oh to be excavator operator taking an aircraft for one last ride while probably doing plane noises
I knew having Redditors cross-train on Tumblr would produce weird fucking magic.
It gets better. This Redditor went the full Goncharov.
Glorbcharov: Dishonor Among AI Thieves
Y’all missed the best part:
Category 5 Glup Shitto event
her storytelling skills are killing me
tonight on the decks we’ve got DJ Papal Schism
Ugh I hate this guy. Let's set up our own dj booth and sound system instead
I hear the city of Avignon has the perfect venue
When the Arizona Iced Tea hits
Someone add a gif i'm on mobile
1967-1973 Datsun 510
Can you please identify this one too?
(lightly based on?) 1967-1972 Mazda Cosmo (based on the rotary engine? also huh. whuhhh.)
