muffmonstermama
@rainbowsandmohawks for you homie!!
IM SCREAMING
Should I download TikTok? Lol
I lost it at MOMO lmaooo
i am losing my goddamn mind
LISTEN
Someone did an animation over this!!!!!!!!and it's fucking brilliant
https://youtu.be/50kqKGG4578
this is insane?
thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021
fucking hate this
posts that snap you out the matrix
man I couldn't do twitter. on tumblr nobody gives a shit if u bully celebrities, on twitter it becomes a fucking national conversation for three days
john green's cock monologue never could have happened on twitter
god I wish that were me: a compilation
who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week
too bad, im showing you anyway
pathcat
a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure
Look at the seat reserved for Clarke, it's empty.. Clarke is not there..
And Lexa looks at Clarke's seat UNTIL THE LAST MOMENT as she goes to get her sword.. (I never realized she was staring in that seat before,, damn)
She will soon be in a death combat but her mind is in Clarke.. her eyes on that empty seat.. the only person there she wants to see is Clarke.. because she wants to see Clarke backing her.. because she wants to see Clarke trusting her.. because she wants to see just Clarke, the woman she loves.. and her eyes on that empty seat until the last moment (I want to hug her badly) (anyway)
And finally Clarke is coming.. she almost breaks crowd and comes out.. as if she felt that Lexa wanted to see her and waited for her, she comes hurriedly to Lexa..
Look how surprised Lexa was.. because she had no hope.. she may die soon but she doesn't care, time stopped for Lexa.. Because at that moment there's nothing between them but love...
Lexa: I'm glad you came.. (now I know you care about me)
Clarke: Me too.... ( I was care about you even while I wanted to kill you)
the sheer comedy of icarly having an episode where spencer’s having problems dating women while wearing this shirt
from observations, I feel like many people took “history books are full of propaganda” and ran with it and instead of more deeply investigating history from varying sources, they just don’t know jack shit about history
I need everyone that has ever talked about “overthrowing capitalism” to understand that
- people have tried to create a peaceful, oppression-free society before, but it turns out that’s really hard.
- The reasons it’s really hard are almost entirely practical and many of them are the boring and logistical sort of practical.
- Change happens incrementally. Revolutions and revolts...they happen when people hit the breaking point. But the idea that they throw out an old society completely and create a new one from scratch is itself propaganda. They don’t always result in a better society. They always result in a deeply flawed society. Also people die. Very often the most powerful people don’t die, and sometimes they end up powerful in the new society.
Wow the planking meme is a decade old now isn’t it
I salute you, brave warriors of ages past. Also known as when I was in 8th grade.
You're not allowed to make me feel old stoooppp
Shush ur face this meme can't be a decade old it only happened yesterday
2011 was a decade ago whether you like it or not
Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:
Its the best!!!
Nope!
Woodcut from 1545! 😊 respect our basket faced cousins 😡
glitchhologram-deactivated20230
The Beekeepers, Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568
Now that plague doctors are cultural icons I want these to be next and I hope we arbitrarily decide that the two are somehow rivals.
why would they be rivals, they're dating and bop their masks together to kiss
The birds and the bees
!!!
They’re dating ❤️
Anonymous asked:
in middle school a girl wrote fullmetal alchemist fanfiction for an english assignment and she got in trouble not because she submitted fanfiction but because it was 32.000 fucking got damn words. It was a creative writing assignment meant to clock in at maybe two pages if your handwriting was big. the whole thing was handwritten too, we couldn’t type and use a printer for this one. I’m haunted by her. She even wrote it in pen first draft no editing. her name was bridgette but she insisted it was actually Moondust. no i’m not fucking kidding about ANY of this i need to haunt you with this information like i am haunted. Moondust.
Okay LITERALLY GIRLBOSS!!! also this text is so big i opened this ask and was like
Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe
And SCANDAL WTF
sidizenkane
Oh jeez, SCANDAL….
….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy
sidizenkane
Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….
sidizenkane
Oh my god. DEXTER.
sidizenkane
THE ACTUAL NEWS
I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design.
what is his plan
To tell the news
Transgender cringe moment (hysterical edition): soaps with holes so men can fuck them give me dysphoria
I know i’m a man because if i woke up tomorrow with a penis i would absolutely fuck soap literally immediately it is my biggest want in the world to put my dick in a soaphole.
You could throw a plate across the room and a man would fuck it before it lands and i know because i’m that man
I remember walking out of Sears with my first pair of heels in my backpack. And my heart was fucking racing. And I got home, and went straight to my room, locked the door, put ’em on... And, I just... felt like... I was collecting herbs, or making potions in order to up my manna, you know? Like, it started with that, and then it was clothes, and then it was makeup, and eventually hormones. Um, I just kind of kept leveling up.
Hunter Schafer as Jules Vaughn in Euphoria (2019-)
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date of origin: 29th of december, 2008.
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