Source: msangelvoice
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva
"being in the military is hard" theres harder things. Like telling my mom she was wrong about something
I am not meant for casual. I was born for soul crushing devotion.
bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)
Love the use of ‘the,’ here.
Tap Card (L.A) / Clipper Card (Bay Area) / Ventra Card (Chicago) / MetroCard (NYC)
Orca Card (Seattle / Puget Sound region)
CharlieCard (Boston), SmarTrip Card (DC), Compass Card (Vancouver), Presto Card (Toronto)
Suica and Pasmo cards (greater Tokyo area, almost nationwide usability?)
be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
Hollywood is 100% going to try and recreate Barbieheimer again especially since the SAG strike is going to deprive them of their usual press tour marketing and when they do try it it is your moral duty to help make sure it flops so fucking hard they never try it again
I think more people need to learn the phrase "I don't know enough about that to have a strong opinion" its literally a cheat code for awkward conversations
its ok if you actually do know a lot about the thing and/or have strong opinions about it btw. you can just lie
I love being handled with care and gentleness, I deserve nothing less
"what if im a bad person" yeah? well what if you arent? what if you're trying your best and you're growing and you're kind? what then?
87-pounds-deactivated20160310
my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need
qu3ercus
throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old
Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”
I’m a teenager
