I posted my first thing on ao3! It’s a very short podfic of a hilarious 240 word fanfic.
Please have a listen and tell me what you think!
Direct youtube link
@ineffablechocolatecheesecake I added your art to it! 💖🌈

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I posted my first thing on ao3! It’s a very short podfic of a hilarious 240 word fanfic.
Please have a listen and tell me what you think!
Direct youtube link
@ineffablechocolatecheesecake I added your art to it! 💖🌈
this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.
reblog to spread this version
every single fan artist is a hero and thank you for your service. but when i see the big burly men twinkified...trunk thighs and arms shrunken down to mere twigs...tummy fat and ass cruelly erased...a man the size of a fridge reduced to a boy the size of a lamp post...it does hurt my soul. like an angel without its wings...
the only reason this post is solely about men is that the mere thought of fat strong women being depicted as thin makes my eyes so blurry with tears i can't see the keyboard anymore. had to text to speech this
HAHAHA MICROFICHE MOUNTER MENTIONED
This is the job that the vocational expert said I could do at my disability hearing 😂😂😂😂
COOL. NOW FIX THE REST OF IT
HEY
I'm currently at my microfiche job, thank you very much!
Are you... Are you mounting them?
what I do with my microfiche is between me and the microfiche of the 1980 supreme court case of H.L. v Matheson.
when was "microfiche mounter" an actual job? like, when was the last time someone did that professionally?
I've scanned fiche from 2016, so within the last eight years.
Were you hired by an employer for that task?
Yup! I'm scanning Supreme Court filings for the Internet Archive.
Very possibly the last person in the entire US to still do that.
Wrong! There's two of us, we're hiring for a 3rd shift, and we're planning to expand scanning operations once we finish this prototyping stage.
"So when you really think about it, two dudes kissing is the least of your fuckin' worries..."
fuck every settler-colonial nation-state, may they all be abolished utterly and all land relinquished back with zero exceptions
Happy anniversary, Stonewall riots! Stay revolutionary!
[ID: Four-panel comic showing pride march signs held up by hands in different skin tones, with a nondescript crowd in the background waving trans and progress pride flags and other signs.
Sign 1 is pink text on a white poster that reads: "If you aren't willing to accept a trans or queer child, don't have kids," with "don't have kids" underlined twice.
Sign 2 is multicolored text on a blue poster that reads: "HRT is older than Viagra, Lasik, Heart Transplant stop calling it 'experimental.'"
Sign 3 is black text on white highlights on a red poster with yellow lightning bolts that reads: "More people regret getting a Harry Potter tattoo than gender-affirming care."
Sign 4 is white text on a black poster that asks: "If gender is biological, why does it need a police state to enforce it?"
The artist's name, Sophie Labelle, is in the bottom right. /end ID]
I know that Richard2Shakespeare is played as an obnoxious little twink for political and drama reasons (you’re telling me a queer coded this tragedy etc) and to let the actors chew the scenery a bit, and the indecisiveness is a tragic flaw that sets him apart from the clear penetrating masculinity of eg Bolingbroke etc etc. it’s great that there is a whole play about “the deserved downfall of cunty little maximalist who changes his Starbucks order 3 times with a huge line behind him.” However, I have forgotten what I was great revelation I was going to write here, so here are some richard2shakespeares I found while trying to remember
Oh yeah! I remember now. It was something about how decadent queerness is historically positioned against the foils of decisive masculinity and how, with time, that’s stopped being quite so provocative (maybe just to me?) (and the villaintagonist that is Richard is now much more understandable and sympathetic, possibly because we can simply label him now as a “cunty little maximalist” and Get Him as a character.) the subversive spookiness of the twink in torment is, I think, lessened by time and context. As time passes Richard2Shakespeare will become just a little guy. All of the framing around him being Terribly Out Of Touch Because Look At Him He’s Obviously Too Squeamish and Gay will , I think, eventually fall apart.
Much like how the sitcom “Frasier” in the 1990s relied on a lot of unfunny jokes about masculinity that sound like absolutely dogshit takes today. A huge part of the mechanic of Frasier is that there are two pretentious “metrosexual” brothers and their dad is working class. Instead of examining their pretentiousness, which might have held up, most of the jokes are just about the brothers being a bit camp for straight men - according to the TV standards of the 1990s - where camp femminess involved things like “men knowing what an avocado is.” There are jokes in Frasier that simply consist of the brothers ordering a latte. Or cooking food. Or commenting on the taste of wine. Or having a mildly nerdy hobby. Or owning their own shampoo instead of washing their hair with the same bottle of body wash. Some of the jokes are just about having interests that were similar to European men of the same time. Because the intervening generations have eroded the expectations that American masculinity consists entirely of denying femininity/gayness, over time these jokes have become weirdly isolated, and the framing seems like it’s outright mean. Like ok it’s actually fine if a guy wants to pretentiously order a latte in a coffee shop, it’s okay for men to eat crepes; why are you trying to set this stuff up as shorthand for being impossibly bourgeois and out of touch and untrustworthily campy and cosmopolitan it’s a latte? Next time there’s an argument about gender with someone who was around in the 90s can you please get them to explain what “metrosexuals” was all about. fellas is it gay to get coffee.
Thus to really raw out the character of Richard2Shakespeare again, really representing him as an absolute ANNOYANCE and MENACE, I wonder if he should just be a nasty little nepo baby. Like a little Tory. Little Midwest republican boy in chinos. Surround him by gay people and make him straight.
Like I love him as the over the top, put-gold-nail-polish-on-DT maximalist. I love that this character exists for the purpose of gnawing on the scenery and having fun. But what I’m saying here is that we could love him for that possibly too much (god forbid girls do anything!!)
and richard2 still has provocative things to say about monarchy; consuming and being consumed through monarchy, the tragedy of how monarchy destroys character. Like he didn’t fail because of being a distracted little gay freak. He failed because kingship ate his brain. I don’t know
@elsinore-and-inverness oh baby!!!
This scene lives in my mind rent free
Zoom under the cut!
Diet companies won’t tell you this but starving yourself is a lot worse for your health than overeating
Doctor Who is a great fandom to be in on tumblr because you'll see spoilers everywhere but not a single one of them is coherent unless you've seen the episode anyway. like oh the glorbon is secretly trying to ensnare humanity in a giant crab trap? the new companion Jiminy Pubble turned out to be the latest regeneration of the Doctor's old enemy The Fuckwizard? thanks I know less than I did before
quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.
I’m just gonna put it out there that if someone’s freaking about something small, they’re really freaking out about something big that they’re trying to deal with, or something long term that’s been building up, and that little thing is the straw that broke the camel’s back.
I don’t know, try and give people the benefit of the doubt. Don’t be the next straw on their broken back.
Needed this today.
People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.
He's always been a queer bi trans demi ace pan genderfluid nonbinary being 🏳️🌈 (tenth doctor edition) [og post]
We've all seen the opening sequence many times now right?
Well, I think we may all have missed something very, ahem, suggestive… do you see it? (Answer below)
*listens for the sounds of squealing fans everywhere*
Hee hee hee!
Ohhh myyy. I also never focused on the … protrusion… from the pyramid before.
You know, now that I'm here, I don't see how people can merely partake of the Good Omens Basic Tier, when we have the Good Omens Deluxe Extended Edition with several sides of egregious analysis and fanon and for dessert, additional Neil Content that takes the whole dish up about 5 levels of much tastier and more satisfying?
At this point, it's a good thing I only watch Good Omens alone, because I will be laughing at every point from the title sequence on.
"What's so funny now, Mom?"
"Definitely fennic foxes."
"Mom?"
"He just wanted him to say 'smitten'!"
"Stop giggling, Mom! How much have you been drinking? You know what? I'm going upstairs now."
I'm definitely here for the Good Omens Deluxe Extended Edition, too!
*Smacks the roof of the Good Omens media franchise* this bad boy can fit so many references, puns, innuendoes and puzzles in it - what's not to love?
Best show ever.
i wanna
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i wanna really really really wanna zig-a-zag *WILHELM SCREAM*
YOURE FUCKING KIDDING ME I LOVE YOU????!
This is a top tier post.
Do you see the vision? If I could draw I would definitely make snake!Crowley ~crossing~ his snake “arms” happen.
Has someone already done this? Please share in the notes! 🐍💖✨
@theangelyouknew inspired me to make some different wallpaper for my phone. Here they are if you’d like to use them too. I just ask that you reblog and let me know if you liked them 💖🌃😇😈
Bonus Good omens behind the scenes wallpaper:
Posting all of the pills that make you green comics here now, enjoy? I guess?
regret rates
proof
talking points
you problem
owned
modern invention
unethical experiments
typology
think of the children
side effects
facts
making sense
rushing
drawings
research
this rocks
valid