CNN CAME FOR HIS FUCKING THROAT!!!! 🤌🤌🤌
long live the walls we crashed through
thanks for all of it p
Both Andi and Tierna earned their 50th caps this past weekend!!! Congrats Sunny and Baby T!
Thank you Julie 🙏
Enjoy your well earned retirement 🇺🇸
We are so close to getting Taylor to a KC Current game. This is how we further the Taylor Swift x USWNT x NWSL agenda. This is how we win.
“pull it together, lindsey! she’s not handling it well… it’s okay, love you too”
Yesterday’s t-shirt of the day award goes to the woman in a burgundy t-shirt, lettered in the style of a state college name, but the name of the school was “Fugue State.”
my answer to "is water wet?" will always change based on what is the funniest/most frustrating response at any given time
- water is not wet by the technical definition of "wet"
- yes water is wet by the common cultural understanding of "water" and "wet," anything else is just pedantic.
- wet is defined as "covered or saturated with water or another liquid." so water itself cannot be wet, unless it is covered or saturated with another liquid, which is tricky but doable
- wet is defined as "covered or saturated with water or another liquid" so all amounts of water are wet with the except of the outermost molecular layer (which covers the rest of the water, and makes it wet)
- water is either wet, dry, or moist depending on its current temperature
- water is only wet if u touch it
taylor vibing to “cool for the summer” by demi lovato
YES YES YES SORRY FOR THE DELAY WE STILL OUT HERE
love how wikipedia’s “List of unsolved deaths” starts at 11,000 BCE. like, I don’t think we’ll be cracking that cold case anytime soon.
the entire way this list is set up is VERY funny to me. like, yes, I guess 13,000 years ago WAS before the year 1900.
