every time I come across Content that isnt my own I get the thoughts and thinks. Too tired to do anything about it except this ig
The stove salamander living in the apartment above the magic shop deserves some recognition for all its hard work!
hi. you should read the enemy series. have a nice day.
Ranboo: Oh god I might have to put myself in a Social Situation
Me: Honey, Dream left Techno on read then turned around and helped you with your lore bit of stream, you’re gonna be fine, everyone adores you
Ranboo is the only CC that I get WORRIED will start rolesplaying smh
Expectations: Ranboo’s stream is going to be a lore stream that will leave viewers absolutely crushed and heartbroken
Reality: Ranboo starts out netherite mining, teasing his viewers about doing lore, running predictions to see how much netherite chat thinks he’ll get before promptly getting showered with 3k subs from his twitch chat who crush his sub goals with ten minutes of setting them
Ranboo, going to live with Philza & Techno after living in L’Manburg for so long and having to deal with things being stolen on a regular basis: You mean I *don’t* have to hide all my good items? It just won’t get stolen?
Techno when Ranboo doesn’t constantly eat his gapples, builds a cow farm, & rebuilds the axe he lost: Can we keep this kid?
I find it endlessly funny that the guy who’s 6’6, half enderman-half “something,” and hears voices telling him he blew up a house
And the guy who has a son/friend that is literally a walking pig who also hears voices telling him to kill people, another son that fucked a salmon and gave birth to his grandson, who is a walking fox
Saw a totally normal dude who just otherwise didn’t have pupils and went
“Oh my god?? What the fuck??? What the Fuck.”
Because that’s apparently where they draw the line
By far the best joke this fandom has is what the bad Netflix adaptation would change.
My personal favorites are:
- Making Bad edgy because demon.
- Awful Puffy X Fem!Skeppy X Bad love triangle
- Niki is that female character everyone has a crush on because a pretty girl cannot simply exist without having every male character in love with them.
- Tubbo is a naive baby and all his choices are chalked up to that instead of the fact he’s teenager who was put in a ridiculous place of power
- Fem!George X Dream
- Fem!George doesn’t show up to events because Dream keeps her away from the battles to keep her safe but instead of it being done in a “he cares about her 🥺” way it’s done in a “wow he treats her like a child who cannot defend herself.” way.
- Jschlatt is a one sided bad guy who probably is killed by Wilbur before Wilbur dies. Big bad dies in dramatic way and no one faces consequences of committing murder because Wilbur died.
- Also (c!)Jschlatt was probably still sexist to (c!)Niki but there was also some weird one sided love interest shit going on
- Of course Schlatt is rejected time and time again (of course he doesn’t take no as an answer, he’s the bad guy) because Niki’s in love with Wilbur.
- Ranboo’s Anxity and memory issues are demonized to hell and back, painting him as an unstable dangerous shady character.
- That or Ranboo it’s completely infantilized because of it.
- Karl’s turned into this weird play boy and his relationship (I think they’re married in the smp? Maybe engaged?) with Sapnap is is completely ignored.
- I’d make Sapnap Fem!Sapnap to get a Fem!Sapnap x Fem!Quackity X Karl love triangle but we can’t have too many female characters don’t be ridiculous.
- Either battered wife fem!Quackity or they get ride of the abuse aspect of his and Schlatt’s relationship and have Quackity betray Schlatt because he wanted the power Schlatt had.
- The Bechdel test (A test for fiction on whether a work features at least two women who talk to each other about something other than a man.) is failed.
Anonymous asked:
Ok but could you IMAGINE if Techno was there for Ranboo's speech? After the "it was a drug van!" line he would totally be like "Ranboo's popping off!!" ultimate hype man tbh
ranboo: IT WAS A DRUG VAN!
technoblade: oh my god it was a drug van,,,,
flowerbasketbunii-deactivated20
rainbow and bathtub meetup irl?!! (not clickbait)
angelvaleria-deactivated2023050
shoutout to Ranboo for so many things HAHA
- immediately jumping into the roleplay on the SMP and doing a fantastic job at it.
- his whole character, muah, beautiful.
- all the subtle lore and hints about his character’s background and personality that he fuels.
- don’t know why there’s a big fucking gap, but the way he just immediately became friends with everyone he came in contact with.
- being the only person on the server with common sense :D
- just effortlessly cracking jokes around Technoblade, Philza, and Dream, arguably the three scariest people on the server.
- the names of his merch. “ranbrim” please sir. HAHA
- everything. he’s great, he’s doing amazing, genuinely living his best life and i think that’s wonderful.
Enderchest and the other pets in the panic room seeing Ranboo walk in to take care of them and then spiraling, muttering and shouting to himself, digging through the walls and putting up signs and eventually teleporting away