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I’m a lefty oops

Does anyone else stick their teeth through the straws push them up to their gums?

You understand life

i enjoy being alone but i hate being lonely

"shut down your computer and go outside"

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

my milkshakes are safe for now

my milkshakes

WHAT THE HECK

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

the thing

later is the best time to do anything

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

tips on wanting someone to hate you forever?

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

when plans get cancelled that you didn’t wanna attend

celebrities that get more shit than they should:

celebrities that don’t get enough shit: