This is the funniest threat we have ever received.

I welcome my Danish overlords

even though my ancestors didn't

Take us. Please take us.

theyre letting me crawl out of the grave tomorrow

love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

an interview with the mayor of LA was aired where a journalist asks “do you owe citizens an apology for being absent whilst their homes were burning? do you regret cutting the fire department's budget?”

and someone is enraged the mayor is being asked this question they’re like “omg how dare you ask this!! this woman is clearly shaken up!! give her time!!” like… that’s what happens when you’re in a political position of power and you make fuck ass decisions like that and it’s perfectly normal and acceptable to ask this shit especially when you cut the LAFD budget to give more money to cops

not to mention inmates are fighting these fires and guess what? gavin newsom has made homelessness illegal, literally throwing homeless people into jail, and california voted to keep prison slavery in the constitution. fuck rich people sooooo bad

OP said he "ruined" his school's graduation ceremony by screaming when his name was called. After a PREGNANT pause, everyone else starts yelling goofily when their names are called. I think he improved his graduation actually

oh ok

"DID YOU KNOW THIS PERSON DRAWS PORN I AM CLUTCHING MY PEARLS" cool i am blocking you

Them: "I can't believe this artist draws porn!" Me:

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

this video kills me they literally look like they're reading ancient scrolls

they traumatized a man with big brown doe eyes and a slutty waist and they want me to be normal about it ?

Cybertruck blew up outside Trump's hotel in Vegas. Wild footage, I've never seen an EV flat-out detonate like that and I'm thinking that it wasn't the battery.

Well, that image seems to be the perfect start for US' 2025

it was stuffed with fireworks too

Source: ABC News. text included in alt

this is actually kind of insane. we don't know what the motive was, if there was any, but to me, this looks like a demonstration (possibly a botched one?). the police are not ruling out that this was criminal, purposeful, and possibly an act of terror. I'm very intrigued. fireworks is an interesting choice

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024

this post has a very specific day you CANNOT reblog it on Jan. 1st 2025

It’s still the same year as yesterday, 2024.

“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

i’m solid ms. jackson wooooooooooooooo i have congealed

never meant to be a liquid guy, took some hours to solidify

Ellen Bass, “The Thing Is”

This website is so so so good