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@raidtheradio

GROOVY LIKE A DRIVE IN MOVIEEE 18+ MDNI please!!!!

Body and Soul

Summary: A novice mage is recruited to the Hextech gang to help surpass a roadblock in their research 

Notes: Deviates from cannon a lot sorry. Watch me make up shit about league of legends magic system lawl. 

Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Sweet, explicit stuff will happen later on, first viktor fic after simping for this man years oops, i made up the magic system i dont know much about lol lore outside of arcane, i havent written anything in so long and ive never made a series before please be nice to me LAWL

Summary: A novice mage is recruited to the Hextech gang to help surpass a roadblock in their research

Chapter One

    This bed is atrociously comfortable. The soft, plush pillow where your head rests, the heavy and thick duvet which weights you down into the memory foam mattress. This whole bed is dedicated to making your stay as enjoyable as possible, and you despise it. Being used to mattresses so hard and lumpy they might as well be metal or a simple sleeping bag draped over grass and dirt meant that when you were given the rare opportunity to rest in a plush environment you simply couldn’t relax. Even the temperature was set perfectly, you were neither shivering nor sweating. The room was pitch black, as opposed to the usual fire or candlelight that you’d normally dose off to. And the worst part was that there was no noise, so silent to the point that your ears were ringing. Two hours were spent tossing and turning, constantly having to move because one side felt itchy or the duvet was pressing too hard against you so that you couldn't breathe. What was meant to make you slumber had instead made you incredibly claustrophobic. 

[PERCEPTION] What does the Weave taste like?

The BG3 brainrot is real. I ended up rolling a dragonborn cleric and was fully intending to chase that bear ass but Gale charmed me by drunkenly ranting about how cool his cat is and telling me adrenaline from fighting makes him horny. Whoops!

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copdog1234

Listen, I love Astarion, he's a cool character, I completely understand the hype, but the other companions deserve way more love than they're getting

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palipunk

Some gamer: games shouldn’t tell you which dialogue choices are romance options! It makes everything more realistic

Me, who just slept with my entire party, broke the hearts of three, and got married to one of them because I can’t read tone:

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ciaracat97

Love how Baldur's gate is representing all the tropes, we got white haired edgelords with Astarian, goofy cat guys with Gale, the hero™ with Wyll, daddy halsin and now wizard Gerard way, Gortash.

"We're gonna be talking about the BOOBY! We'll be talking about the WOODCOCK! Do you think that's FUNNY, Butthead? Do you find it AMUSING that we'll be talking about the SWALLOW? Yes, we're also gonna be talking about the DICKCISSEL, the BUSHTIT, the COCK-OF-THE-ROCK, the SHAG... and we will DEFINITELY be spending a LOT of time talking about...GREAT TITS!!"